For some of the people I went to high school with, “2011 Facebook” is their personality. As is “minions.” Lord forgive me I’m judging and feeling smug and that’s not kind.

SUNDAY WITH NANCY & SLUGGO

Men can be such losers

I would like John Turturro to be happy

People who are like, ”You’re more worried about animals than people” don’t usually do shit to help either. Bro I fucking love being hella sensitive and caring about all living things. Sorry your humanity is a subpar untrained muscle.

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Listen to those birds this morning

Saturday morning coffee and the Ruth Gordon Columbo ep

I don’t believe that white men should be allowed to whistle in public. Long held belief. And it’s gaining steam.

Giles was the father figure Buffy needed and he was such a good one he encouraged her to move away from him into her power. Anthony Stewart Head played that journey so tenderly yet so acutely. I hate this for us. My he rest well.

Rest in peace.

I have not watched Elsbeth in 3 days and it shows

I don’t need a horror film based on liminal spaces because I feel like that’s where I am 99% of the time anyway.

My latest on the NFL/WWE merchandise deal, which is either growing or going away.

did they put the second version of Dara’s clearing (Mandy’s version) over a beat?? Where’s that guy who does that with Bravo stuff? Gimme an extended dance mix! #summerhouse

Amanda doing the longest walk off stage ever. Clomping with those club shoes. #summerhouse

Related: If you are in DC, you'll see a surge in the local MPD's crime log (You can subscribe on their site) The "crimes" : smoking pot in public, drinking in public, peeing in public, fare evasion, nuisance crimes that only need a ticket Pirro calls it a crime surge bsky.app/profile/free...

This February, @thekenchilds.com became a social media superstar for his expertise on luge, skeleton, and bobsledding during the Winter Olympics. So, it shouldn't be too surprising someone covering sports that insane would love pro wrestling. “It’s always the story that brings you in.”

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I'm launching a new feature today on pro wrestling fans who you may not know are pro wrestling fans. I'm tired of awful people thinking they speak for us because they have a podcast. There's a wonderful world of wrestling fans out there who aren't toxic & I want to share their stories.

The New Jersey State Police are committing human rights abuses on camera. And they're doing it to protect ICE from the public demand that they stop abusing people they've kidnapped. There needs to be some fucking accountability for all these bastards.

New Jersey State Police push past barricades outside the Delaney Hall Detention Facility

Elsbeth is great to watch when you have fatigue and you can’t do anything else

Oh my beautiful Hacks

On today’s episode of VIBE CHECK, we interview Epstein survivor Jess Michaels. To be honest, this conversation changed my life. I hope it liberates many other people as well. open.spotify.com/episode/759n...

How they get a camera to zoom in close enough and low enough to this little teeny ass lil bitch. it’s like some sort of special microscopic shizz.

You either come from a home where they watered down the soap or you don’t. Do you know struggle?

“Why do they want so much budget money for the schools?” Your scarcity mindset obsessed dumb ass is a perfect example of why. Phew the propaganda worked on you.

NANCY WISHES YOU A HAPPY FRIDAY

There‘s no goddamn room for any of your emotional truth in your folks’ home, maybe intentionally, because you’ve gotta hear Buzzfeed listicle after Buzzfeed listicle.

Why do parents have to stare at their iPads and just fucking blast you with articles about sad things that have nothing to do with them or you? Hoarders, obituaries for people they don’t know, the AMAs??? I’m going to explode.

Almost all of our unhoused friends were born & raised in DC. This is an actual city where actual people grow up, live, thrive, struggle, & build communities. And they’ll be here long after this political regime is gone. Housing for all who want it. Now!

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Okay, it’s time for my morning nap.

Guys, this has been weighing on me. Sometimes Rihanna’s Bravo opinions are so off. Obviously she loves Mia, anyone can see what a gift Mia is. But she’s DMing Amanda Frances and picking Jenna Lyons as a favorite housewife? I don’t think we can trust the opinions of the ultra rich. #housewives #bravo

Anytime AI gets involved in a search for the name of a particular type of bird, it fucks it up and gives me wildly wrong answers. I hate this.

Oh KJ, endless love & support for you #summerhouse

I like Bailey and I would be her friend #summerhouse

One reason Ciara is a great friend is that she will bring you to a psychic she has vetted and utilized herself, and that’s really special. And she takes notes for you. #summerhouse

Mia is a find. What a genuine, lovely person. #summerhouse

Gross this is gross!! #summerhouse

Anyways Ciara is victorious and will remain so #summerhouse

Am I shipping Lindsay and Carl? Mommy and Daddy? What is wrong with meeeeee #summerhouse

"He’s not an AI shortcut. He’s a throwback to when we did things not because they are easy, but because they are hard." Why Darby Allin's title reign resonated so deeply with AEW fans.

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Next week looks bonnnkkkkkkkerrrrrsssss #RHORI

Not my Alicia crying. I’m glad she verbalized her feelings though. #RHORI

I can’t with this damn board in the car. This is stress. #RHORI

Bill, shut the fuck up if you’re not going to respect Alicia #RHORI

Bless her heart, Kelsey is a goddamn idiot. “I’m gonna go home and be a slam pig with pride“ or some such? girl what? #RHORI