Sooo I teach english to kindergarteners (2nd language obvi not like Jane Austen) What do we think about the political correctness of the song "10 little Indian boys"? It's in the curriculum that I should follow, but idk if it's not better to just skip it...

....*opens ao3*/j

Also, who's rat is that?

Ending your day by getting drunk on garlic flavoured shots is unreasonably funny to me

My friend refuses to learn, which is Dan, and which is Phil, because she claims they look the same

Why are ppl telling me that Taylor Swifts' new album is cringe? Like I had multiple Hazbin Hotel songs in my spotify wrapped last year, I had a The front bottoms song in my top 5. One Direction has been one of my top artists for years now. I THRIVE ON CRINGE!

I don't know how to feel about the phatreon... On one hand, they deserve to get paid on the other I don't have "patreon money", but I do have a major fomo

There's something embarrassing about having 0,5l can of monster after missing my first lecture. Nobody cares, but it makes me cringe internally

Can't a fact be just a fun thing to tell? PHILLLLLLLL! Nooooooo

Listening to the phodcast and cringing hard

This is very funny, but unfortunately, I don't have the photo of my current profile picture in my new phone and I am I am emotionally connected to it too much to lose it.

I have many, many parasocial feelings about this

Obama knows Phan is real

They said: we need new red carpet photos

I love women

Mf think they're funny with that name, oh how witty

🕯❤️

I just realised I can stop being weird when I talk about them, and my friends start to ask if they're together. THEY CAN STOP BEING WEIRD WHEN PPL ASK THEM IF THEY'RE TOGETHER!

I can't go to sleep because every time I close my eyes, I hear Mr. DANIEL HOWELL say, "You were my first boyfriend." Ok ok I am done being parasocial. I need some non-rpf ao3.

Omg, I am so happy for them. Even if they knew we have "known", it must be so freeing after 16 years. And I am so exited for the podcast and this new era.

Ok that was cute

I am shaking omg what rhe hell

Wtf

Sound the alarms! It's happening

I want to read fanfiction and then go to sleep at nine, but nooooo I have to do my statistics homework!

If I see one person dressed as the lemonade people during Louis' next tour, I am personally sending them to jail! I am calling the army on them!

I blue-tack-ed my plants to my table. I think that was the smartest idea I had the whole week

I don’t know what I expected with father figure but Taylor saying “my dicks bigger” is not one of them

Life of a showgirl! What an album! I think it's gonna be hated by the haters and hated by the locals but llved by the fans and It's gonna be so tying and fun to watch all the drama

Omg that one Father figure lyric is sooo funny, I've been knew Taylor is self aware, but now she's self aware and doesn't fucking care

Only on Opalite but she's so sassy with this album omg. It's so fun

I don't dress for the male gaze nor the female gaze. I dress in a way that makes little old ladies ask me "Aren't you cold". I will say "no" but I am in fact cold.

Why are my top 3 artist releasing something at the same time? I DON'T HAVE MONEY

Sometimes I hate my brain

I watched cats the musical whule slighlty drunk. I RECOMMEND 1000%

Ok, I see you

Ok so Dan had those clothes just, yk casually in his closet?

Next time I hear a classmate of mine say they were inspired to study psychology because of Spencer Reid from criminal minds, I will say I was inspired by Harleen Quinzel.

Omfg omdg omggs omfg omg

We're getting 12 POP tracks. Let's go. I'm so excited I always loved shorter albums. This is going go so hard i just know it

Girls want Jonathan Groff to spit on them! I MEAN SING to them!

These news make me want to break a lamp or smth

Dan and Phil deciding to no longer play the dating game after finding and dating an emo boy is so on theme, i can't even blame them

Ok, it's sleepy time, and this is getting serious. I am an addict and i need my puff puff

Manifested!🕯🕯🕯

Ao3 has been down for so long that i did my own manicure and watched an episode of Buffy, and I am still waiting

Just a friendly reminder, the year 2000 was still the 20th century and the first year of 21. century was 2001!

Brennan Lee Mulligan

legalise catboys! or whatever...