i can't. do it. i said i was going to but i don't think i'm strong enough for this. but i have to. fuck. would it be a mercy? has he seen the sun since he was born? has he felt the breeze? how can he even cry with the head of a bull? well. i guess the question is. why shouldn't he cry.

You can make it through almost anything if there's something to reach for.

// trying really REALLY hard to get my best friend from twitter to come here

// smth about april wearing like old dirty mens clothes while his partner wears like mini skirts and thigh highs

I'M GOING TO SHATTER YOU LIKE G L A S S !

// IT JUST NOW HIT ME THAT APRIL DOESNT KNOW THAT THEO TRANSITIONED AND I GOT SO FUCKING SAD

that makes the conversation a lot sadder actually now that i think about it my sister used to eat paper she can probably relate

... now i just feel bad mine is for like hedonistic purposes and yours was like. surivival ones.

. youve tried some?

i won't but like mmmm,,,

yes i wanna eat the books

// literally dont even try april this is the type of shit she doing after beating the shit out of you with like flying kicks and shit

im gonna pirrouette off that handle but like Actually for 20 dollars

my hungry ass could never be a librarian

// best im doing in terms of recreating april i guess

circus entertainer for ten years and i still have generalised anxiety disorder. that too. man.

i used to be a circus entertainer why am i so deadpan

Good idea! That's just what you need. More splinters of yourself. Figurative splinters. Literal splinters. Splinters of splinters. It's splinters all the way down.

Wait. ''Relationship''?? I thought you were an investment banker-

there’s a spear through my heart, all I feel is pain. if life is so fair why do roses have thorns.

[ Chewing. Eating some chips. ]

wow i sure do wonder who this cool guy that just followed me is

// i was imagining smth like this personally www.youtube.com/shorts/mKNkV...

like this

they extracted pepsi out of me while i was in the circus

'' for the record do that all you want i don't really care. '' Shrug.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm fine

i am tire, eater of asphalt.

'' why do i have the feeling you're actually cold and want to leach body warmth off of me. ''

(genderfluid he/she dw youre in the clear) also yeah fair assumption. bulgarian name. australian. yknow. '' i am not that lost in time don't worry. ''

// this is so funny This is literally the first line in the song

can't.

'' bitch i know i'm australian. ''

'' i feel the impending despair of time constantly you can't make me feel it More. ''

[ STANDING THERE LOOKING SO FUCKING SCARED ] '' dude it's mid spring i do not need a coat. '' [ O^O ]

[ Squeaky balloon noises ]

you guys wanna see the sick shit i can do

[ FEARFUL YELP???? ]

hey that sounds pretty good

come on i think that one was pretty easy to understand Who becoming a dumb bitch so they can be happy the metaphor is right there

crime never sleeps and neither does Xander Xander Also never Sleeps

like seperately or are they mixed in the same plate

ive not slept in a good minute my bad gang .

who up culling out they wisdom so they can become aprils fool

who up fooling they april

━━ 𝙎𝙊 𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙁𝙐𝙈𝙀𝙎 𝙍𝙐𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝙊𝘾𝘼𝙇 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙂𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙒𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘼𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙇’𝙎 𝙁𝙊𝙊𝙇. ━━ #OCRP #MVRP

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// ive never seen beetlejuice i mean i watched the first 20-ish mins of the movie in class but never finished it

'' SHUT UP!!!! ''

'' What, being cool is being outsmarted by what I think was a teenage girl continiously for like 4 minutes ?? ? ??? ? ??? ''