Roxanne Wolf is SO much better than Foxy the Pirate I ... don't like Foxy's design

Bitches call me lavender because my roots grow 8-10 inches deep and my name cannot be spoken audibly by the French.

Sorry, can't go on the family road trip. I'm too busy beating my cock to "The Patrick Star Show: World of Friendship Song"

Real people are lame. Only true goonologists (Goonology: the study of repeated edging to near completion before busting supremely) know that the bEst cooms are had when observing SLUGS. They are like NAKED SNAILS (HOT!).

Bitches call me lavender because my roots grow 8-10 inches deep and my name cannot be spoken audibly by the French.

People on bluesky be begging for private accounts, bro if you ain't comfortable posting ts on main just don't put it on social media???? Send that shit to the friend group dm if ya gotta but fr some of yall way too comfortable oversharing on these hellsites

If she was real we could run errands and make irresponsible financial decisions together

Yo who up silking they song

Riddle me this batman, who exercises once and then is unbearably sore for the next 3 days?

I wish the things. I wish were real were real

If you don't eat mushrooms, go fuck yourself

Mfs be testing my patience as if I couldn't turn their clitoris into a clitorisn't

Who up mushin they peas

Sucks going to bed early cuz I don't have enough time to jerk my shit to short stack double cheek'd up neco arc for 3 consecutive hours 😔

Listen, I'll I'm saying is that if an 8 foot tall reptile woman with giant breasts and birthing hips charges me (who knows what her motives are), I'm putting the pneumatic cow killing device up to her forehead and making some swanky gator skin boots and an especially gamey stew

my drawing posture has affected a very specific area of my trapeziuz and now i have very specific moments of stinging trapezius soreness should probably straighten that out

roxanne wolf start running

keith

@thatmaxproto.bsky.social happee birthmax

i.... want a life size loona or roxanne wolf plushie. if I don't have my cheetah, I'm gon need something to cuddle obv.

Being me is cool because I am naturally decent at every single activity in the world but struggle to become any better at said activities. Bitch I was BORN to be a jack of all trades (master of none)

what

ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE NAMED AND/OR CALLED MARK. WE NEED A PERSON NAMED AND/OR CALLED MARK TO JOIN US.

Late Liberty Day post! Happy hunting divers!!

quaso

every now and then i'm reminded that Willem Dafoe has a massive penis and it's always unsurprising

Artist's name(Capussi) breaks Vinny than the actual animation

what If you tried to Get into heaven but God said beef or Chicken ?

best dum dum flavors

nothing i have made or will ever make for the foreseeable future will be even remotely this raunchy btw

@shroomitegreaves.bsky.social Just One Bite

React & Repeat

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grabs your cock and swings you around mario 64 bowser style

@shroomitegreaves.bsky.social @sabastiansabercat.bsky.social @fidgetgg.bsky.social

me when i fuckin GET you

Dr. Mario MD

yurp

I built a portable Xbox. This isn't a PC handheld, it isn't emulation, this is a real motherboard from a real Xbox. It has a 9” 480p display, pure digital video/audio, 100W USB C charge and play, and I'm currently adding WiFi 6 for wireless Xbox Live functionality. Yes, really.