I'm gonna be honest I forgot mff even Had like registration and a hotel room lottery until people started mentioning the room results so I guess that kinda makes the decision for me

Involuntary Employment

🔇⁉️💦 (art by @thekoboldking.bsky.social!)

I don't exactly have vore art, all you're getting is the stuff that's Adjacent

(by @lordvile.bsky.social again) this is Not the proper procedure to help someone out of a suit!!

Raffle stream results for Stove!

also a follow-up to this one ✅️ looks like a kobold ✅️ takes dragon cock like a kobold the evidence isn't looking too good

finally getting around to posting this art from @thekoboldking.bsky.social! ...meanwhile Not finally getting acclimated to all that gear he's stuck in. those shaky legs aren't just gonna train themselves, you know

Patreon reward for jibriil! This counts as enrichment.

As I put the finishing touches on a little Pooltoy Bondi comic, so here's one of the pics that inspired it :3 Lightweight and lotsa handles make it easy to pick up that pooltoy for a proper poolside pounding. (sketch request, 2021)

kind of a pain that this site handles reposts like twitter instead of tumblr, why are my only choices to either delete a repost from months ago or quote a post that I don't have something to add to anyway if you're currently scrolling down from the top don't worry about why I'm talking about this

always pays to figure out how useful those soft claws aren't Before you wind up in a suit, the zippers on those things always seem to have a pull just small enough to keep slipping away while you grope around for it........ (by @lordvile.bsky.social)

honestly it's anyone's guess if being hypnotized into compliantly remaining stuck in a suit of yourself means you're getting more In character or acting Out of character, but hey at least there'll be plenty of time to think about it (art by @shinywark.bsky.social)

you'd think after getting stuck in these suits so often he wouldn't get So flustered every time (art by @mouthmoth.bsky.social)

...well, okay, maybe there is a reason to be flustered after all (by @mouthmoth.bsky.social again)

(art by @thekoboldking.bsky.social) you're telling me there's a What behind the mascot? come on, if you're gonna lie you could at least try to sound believable

this is, uh, also definitely all a big misunderstanding, I assure you (art by @thekoboldking.bsky.social)

(art by @thekoboldking.bsky.social) Convenient Rear Access is one of only two known uses of zippers on those suits weary's always stuck in obviously putting him Into the suit is the other known use. a theoretical third use involving getting him back Out has been posited but is highly unlikely

realizing I never posted the Prank @thekoboldking.bsky.social pulled on me a little while ago. yeah Very Funny. no no it's fine really I just need someone to help me with the zipper on this thing so I can tell him how much I appreciate his Comedy

also also bringing this back, also

also this one again

supposedly it's world crocodile day And national mascot day on the same day today, which you'd think I would've heard about sooner than now, but anyway consider:

snivy's in trouble

surely weightlifting form is one of the easier categories of pose to find references for, both for the person performing it and for the equipment in use

starting to do weightlifting regularly really is funny for adding perspective when you see gym scenes in furry porn or whatever like what do you mean you're squatting one plate and the bar is bending and how are you benching like 500 pounds And getting fucked at the same time. you're gonna die dude

!! attention FWA mutuals !! I didn't go or anything I just want to demonstrate that I can deceive you into reading my posts

beginning to think some of these so-called scientists in porn need to brush up on their research methodology. if you just start observing someone After they get stuck in the dick sucking machine that's a case study, not an experiment

I mean I wouldn't say Stuck, the zipper's right there, how hard could it be, right? right?

stuck... for @crocogatordile.bsky.social

Quick lil pinup of a bardy bird. I think you can actually find this pool in the game. December 2024 www.patreon.com/morshmarter

anyone up for another round?

Raffle stream results for wheresmysocks!

it should go without saying that I am still hopelessly weak to the troutgator

gator doodles

The both of us started using a new plural bot on discord and @thekoboldking.bsky.social was very quick on the draw to get this out before anyone else could get the chance to make the joke. It can top this one time as a treat.

okay it's past midnight the kobold stuff is non-canon again

really shouldn't be giving everyone this much ammunition to use against me but at least once april fools day is over everyone will Have to stop, so it's basically fine

also speaking of that little kobold tf comic, never got around to posting this extra standalone one (also by @60percentscalie.bsky.social) ...which uh, Could Be Anybody

honestly the bravest april fools maneuver would be me declaring this canon for the remainder of the day

realizing I never posted the Prank @thekoboldking.bsky.social pulled on me a little while ago. yeah Very Funny. no no it's fine really I just need someone to help me with the zipper on this thing so I can tell him how much I appreciate his Comedy

telling people to get my gator like really really stuck in predicaments but Just Because It's April Fools Day Haha, just a prank, he'll simply get out of any of it safely once the day's over, Surely, totally

tis the season... to get stuck in a jester costume!? hey, hang on, i'm supposed to be the one fooling people here--!! 🎨gamblepaws

people keep posting that image that's like Post This Guy To Let People Be Unhinged About Your Characters but I mean I kinda assumed being online friends already strongly indicated a lack of hinges

vacation!

breaking my actual self-written post silence only to state important things

honestly really should at some point get around to getting my gator drawn stuck wearing some of those like, latex Whole Fucking Leg/Arm-Length Coverage hooves. plus extra accessories as necessary

no more being a trainer, become plushy

Some very fun pieces from @thekoboldking.bsky.social of Kriv! You make one joke about how much a possum likes spinning wheels and suddenly she's on one too! Alongside that, his OC Sobek also decides to take her for a spin!

still important

(art by @thekoboldking.bsky.social) look, just don't listen to him, maybe if what he was saying was true he wouldn't need to pin my mouth shut