Hey guys I’ll be leaving this app, shifting all of my content over to Instagram. Follow me there ❤️

lets hear it for fumes, the most powerful type of air

I’d rather lick a cinder block completely clean for 2 hours than sit and watch 30 minutes of dancers doing Contact Improv

The other day I met this verbose old lady in Maine named Donna & we talked for a long time, she gave me weed gummies, then she told me her favorite band was GODSMACK & that she’d seen them live 11 times & then she told me to notice her license plate when I drove away & I did & it was, “LVE2EAT”