Question: Did the orgiastic mood of Charlie Kirk's "memorial" have anything to do with the anticipated Rapture? Has the failed Rapture taken the wind out of some right-wing sails? Discuss.

This is ingenious. MAGA can be defused using its own playbook.

I lived through the Great Cult Scare of the 1970s, and seeing the rise of MAGA brings a sense of deja vu and a feeling of doom. Watching this, however, made me realize how short-lived these cult paroxysms are. I hope the spell is breaking.

Subway should hype a special on "Rapture Wraps" this week.

Why The Rapture didn't happen today:

The Dutch have given us a gift.

::badum tiss::

Meanwhile, at the UN, Poland gets real.

They'll give you the old "We miss you! Please come back at this special rate, which will change by June."

the eye of sauron's baleful gaze has settled on ... tylenol

This is a work of art.

Trump should send the National Guard to Arizona; there's a trash emergency that needs to be dealt with.

🤣 Kimmel wasn’t really fired, and the FDA is just going to advise doctors of a possible link btwn Tylenol and autism. That makes two wins for Trump that are actually losses, and Tylenol hasn’t even sued yet. Also, nobody really cares about the overwrought memorial distraction. ::taco dances::

It's well past four p.m. If Trump can't be bothered to be on time for his own announcement, I can't be bothered to worry about it.

He’s a toddler; you just have to wait out the tantrum until he becomes distracted again. Keep the pressure up on Epstein. 👍

I love how Jimmy Kimmel news is going to eclipse Trump’s Big Announcement about autism. Well-timed, well done.

TACO! Jimmy Kimmel wins!

Kenvue Inc (NYSE: KVUE), the company that owns Tylenol, is falling even before Trump’s anticipated announcement today.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Donald Trump tonight declares there are only two genders in the United States: "Men and Female."

This man's accent is not helping Republicans.

🚨BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ'S BALLS DROP🚨

I haven't heard anything about the Westboro Baptist Church in a while. Did they all die of Covid?

Trump isn't as powerful as he seems. Notice that Kimmel's show was "suspended indefinitely," and despite Stephen Colbert's "cancellation," he's still on the air. These guys must have ironclad contracts. Trump just gave them massive free advertising, and they're still getting paid. Not much of a win.

Trump is going to insist on having a golden carriage as soon as he arrives back from the UK. I guarantee it.

Now would be a great time for Trump to legalize weed federally.

What a time to be alive!

Are we still talking about Charlie Kirk? He's been dead like a week.

Dammit, Willis!

We've been naive about the internet. Always-online kids too often become emotionally maladapted IRL. For the solitary, internet friends and groups become too real. I now think the internet should be 21+, along with alcohol and guns. Parents need to supervise and engage their kids in other things.

Demonetize social media.

We don’t have a gun problem. Schizophrenia emerges in the teens and early twenties in men. We went too far in the 1980s when new laws made it nearly impossible to commit an ill family member. We’re paying the price for throwing the baby out with the bath water.

Gee, who knew that the Charlie Kirk shooter would end up being a white male in his 20s? Shocking.

OMG, so true! 😜

Will Trump send the National Guard to Utah, then?

Boy, howdy, Trump REALLY wants to distract from the Epstein files.

A couple of things hit me when I look at this drawing. The first is that those are not adult boobs. The second is the lack of arms. They're not difficult to draw. I think the arms are tied behind her. These are some fucked up people.

What the hell is wrong with people?

I did not have "the NRA defends transgender gun rights" on my bingo card. Will Trump accuse the NRA of being woke now?

As bands go, I feel like Palaces of Genius should be the Spinal Tap of the 21st Century.

Coolest interaction at last weekend’s protest in RVA: “Ooh, I love your sign… wait… here, have a copy of the Constitution.”

The first question that RFK Jr. and Trump should answer every time they're questioned by the press or Congress should be "What is today's date, and what year is it?" It's the only thing nobody has asked them.

The left and right are up in arms about Epstein, the child rapist. At the same time, a Republican, friendly towards Bobby Kennedy, questions the need to vaccinate children for Hep B. Rape. Rape is the reason children need the Hep B vaccine. Eliminate child rape, and it won't be needed.

Trump is a sick bastard. Pass it on.

This woman sums up what I've been wanting to say all along. Elders are leading this charge, and social media resistance doesn't help these same elders survive Trump's abuses. I propose a low-band FM movement along with underground print newsletters and newspapers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pss...

Well, hell. He's alive. ::grumble::

Hup ho. Trump appearance today again postponed, now set for 3 p.m. Suspicious.

Trump's announcement, set for 2 p.m. and then 2:30, is now set to begin at 2:45. Why is he postponing?

Trump's announcement about the Space Command Headquarters was scheduled for 2 p.m., and C-SPAN now lists the air time as 2:30 p.m. Another TIA? 😜

This makes me sad.