Shane
@buttts.bsky.social
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Hi
When I'm watching my toddler eat tiramisu and I remember it contains caffeine.
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2 days ago
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My mom called me and said "Willie Nelson died" but she was talking about her 8 year old goldfish. 💀
8 days ago
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It might be fun to shove my head up my own ass and pretend like everything is going great in this country but I don't think I could ever vote Republican.
11 days ago
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"Turn on push notifications from Instagram?" No thanks I don't need to know 3 more people hit like on the "lol" comment I left 8 months ago.
11 days ago
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Simultaneously giving and receiving road head while crossing 8 states. Call that taking Route 69.
17 days ago
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17 days ago
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My new years resolution is to beat every video game
19 days ago
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Happy new beer that's what I'm talking about
19 days ago
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Christmas lights? No that's my gay extension cord.
19 days ago
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It's so funny watching people ignore absolutely all subtext in a show and then getting mad when it's finally outright stated that a character is gay. Just totally blindsided.
22 days ago
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Wasn't expecting to hear "Holiday in Cambodia" in a SpongeBob movie.
25 days ago
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Imagine being a guy in the 90s and the biggest problem in your life is you have to pay for your date's dinner and a night out for 2 people is like 20 bucks
27 days ago
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Forever my GOAT
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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POV: You're craving an income to afford the food and shelter you're craving
about 1 month ago
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My favorite thing about the Spider-Man game is how every mugging is committed by 15 guys.
about 1 month ago
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My old phone with a busted screen + a usb-c hub makes for a pretty good emulation machine.
about 1 month ago
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The best laid plans of mousemen
about 1 month ago
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I could eat a hundred mcnuggets. No problem.
about 1 month ago
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Announcing my new holiday themed pornographic stop-motion film studio, Spankin Ass
about 1 month ago
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Excuse me?
about 1 month ago
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Shid's about to hit the fan. It's two minutes to shidnight.
about 2 months ago
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Just learned that in Doc Ock's first appearance he calls Spider-Man by the wrong name and then slaps the taste out of his mouth. Total disrespect. 💀
about 2 months ago
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I miss when video game characters didn't look like their voice actors.
about 2 months ago
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Can't see myself taking this country seriously every again.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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It's interesting that a lot of the early 2000s rock Gen Z latched onto is widely considered dogshit
2 months ago
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In my honk shoo mi-mi-mi-mi era
2 months ago
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Patrick Stump did not have to go so hard on the Spidey and His Amazing Friends soundtrack
2 months ago
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@murderxbryan.bsky.social
I have to tell you I've been listening to old episodes of Shocktober so this "pictures of Trump blowing Bubba" news has really caught me off guard.
2 months ago
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-at the sucker factory, looking at the tiny suckers- Let's call these ones "Dumbasses"
2 months ago
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You ate my dad's Pop-Tarts? Those were Pop's tarts!
2 months ago
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I have a theory that you could give any man in your life a Hot Wheels car for Christmas and it would be a hit.
2 months ago
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My toddler's response to the slightest inconvenience
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2 months ago
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Started watching Demon Slayer. I hope this kid can train hard enough to overcome his obstacles.
2 months ago
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I can eat just 1 cookie but if I eat 2 I'm going to eat 3
2 months ago
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Feels weird being old enough to see two of your favorite bands from high school be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
2 months ago
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My favorite thing Trump does is he'll spout off an idea literally as he's thinking of it and then all the sycophants have to pretend it's been in the works for ages and make it their personality for the next 2 weeks.
2 months ago
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You got a CPAP? Don't ladies get those?
2 months ago
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Hell yeah it is
3 months ago
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All the young conservative hot takes are just shit I heard my drunk uncle say in the 90s
3 months ago
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Curtis Sliwa is such a third wheel I had to Google who the Republican candidate even is.
3 months ago
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Day 5 of surviving in the woods with my advent calendar survival kit. Hope I get some matches tomorrow before I freeze to death. Day 6: Damn. Keychain screwdrivers.
3 months ago
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We're so heckin' fucked dude. A real clusterfuckerino.
3 months ago
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All of the retro handhelds on the market are really cool but economically speaking you can't beat your phone/a cheap tablet and any Bluetooth controller.
3 months ago
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Fucking love a band that can give you 12 tracks in 32 minutes
3 months ago
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Somebody should make a video on how to cook the perfect steak.
3 months ago
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Hello my name is Dan Glennzig
3 months ago
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Watching Jennifer's Body from 2009 and realizing there was really only a short window where people didn't say the r word all the time.
3 months ago
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Extremely normal for the president to have brand deals
3 months ago
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Kissing names and taking ass
3 months ago
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Honestly it feels like a lot of people are too dumb to have morals
3 months ago
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