Mika Brzezinski only believes women when it’s convenient.

My personal July 4th tradition is an annual viewing of 1776. The cut that includes Cool Considerate Men. Original to the stage production, it was cut from the 1972 film because Nixon pressured the producer to get rid of it. He even wanted the negative destroyed. Does this ring any Liberty Bells?

Mitch McConnell is now Schrödinger’s Senator.

At this point, Trump’s gonna eat those presentation turkeys in November. Raw. On camera.

Are all these Trump guys advocating a repeal of the 19th Amendment because we’re more likely to vote for the bear?

Is the perpetrator of GashGate 2026 the same one who “vandalized” the Rose Garden last year? www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

When justice arrives, I want the National Park Service to reclaim Mar-a-lago.

@neildegrassetyson.com QUESTION: You just told @arimelber.bsky.social that his signal is out there in the radio bubble, moseying its way across the stars (or something like that.) Er…does space have cable? Or will the others only know us by our broadcast signals?

It was several hours after seeing Is God Is that I realized there were no Caucasians with lines in the entire film. DIDN’T MISS ‘EM. Filmmakers: give us more stories without clears. Turns out we’re optional for effective storytelling.

The U.S. Department of Justice panicking over “86” like it’s a threat is wild—it literally means “we’re out.” If you want ominous, “deep six” exists. Then again, this is the same orbit where Donald Trump confused “political asylum” with “insane asylum.” Words are hard. Numbers too.

Michaels has announced a 72 hour waiting period to buy decorative seashells. Opponents to the new policy issued a statement reading, “When cowries are outlawed, only outlaws will have cowries.”

67 Todd Blanche.

I feel like the elder abuse whispers are going to start in a few days.

If he thinks Diet Coke kills cancer, what kind of cancer that we haven’t been told about is he trying to kill?

Journalists and pundits: PLEASE stop calling him a “madman.” He likes that; it sounds dangerous. Instead, call him “feeble-minded.” It’s more accurate.

I dunno if he still hate watches the other cable news outlets, but I bet he really hates being called “feeble.”

For someone who allegedly speaks five languages, she seems not well-versed in reading one of them.

I’m running for Governor of Phillydilly. As Governor, I will represent ALL Phillydillians to deliver results over rhetoric. YOUR voice. OUR state. ONE Phillydilly.

2/2) I want to highlight this exchange where Guinan (Whoopi Goldberg) says Resistance Isn't Futlie - which is the spirit of #NoKings:

Karoline doesn’t know what “decimate” means.

I bet he haaaaates being called “feeble.”

Cuba is not a thirteen year old girl, Donald. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Timeline Cleanse ! open.spotify.com/playlist/6vI...

Eins Luftballon.

Super Bowl: Powerful but uneven. The act that played between Green Day and Bad Bunny was super boring. I don’t know why they came back for that really long encore.

I want journalists interviewing him to start countering his craziest lies with “Who told you that?” Follow up with “And why did you believe them? You’re a reasonably intelligent guy, didn’t that seem far-fetched?” Simultaneously flatter him and introduce doubt, which will confuse and anger him.

Donald, everyone *hates* you…

Does anyone like Stephen Miller? Like…enough to make him an AI slop t-shirt icon and Katie a panda-eyed shero?

Back when journalism was a more attractive career than working at a renaissance fair, an investigative reporter would have gone undercover as an ICE recruit to expose all the unconstitutional training and budget mismanagement. I miss those days.

Could NATO be convinced to consider regime change as a viable solution?

Quit talking about Trump. Address everything, every issue to Miller and Vought. Make Trump irrelevant, his ego will not let him be out of the spotlight and you’ll see Miller and Vought removed and the rest of the administration collapse.

I need someone to read the tea leaves (and spill the necessary tea) to tell me about Stephen Miller’s relationship with JD Vance. Are they tight? Does RiffRaff have incriminating media on Brother Pillbilly? Or will Nosferatu be able to be contained when the transition of power occurs?

Where are car vandalizing Austrian nuns when you need them?

Looks like Eric Nelson just got a new client!

Trump can be impeached or removed. He can claim senility if brought up on war crimes (not saying he would, but he can.) But how can Miller be held accountable for all of this?

Never thought I’d be nostalgic for the rich guy antics of Ted Turner.

What if every news org in the White House Press Corps made sure all their WH correspondents are women?

Anyone else move their champagne to the fridge yet?

SOMEONE is getting a jump on their New Year’s resolutions… www.ms.now/all-in/watch...

Trump is like Billy Mumy in The Twilight Zone, except he charges rent in the cornfield.

I was in NYC a couple weeks ago, and spied these two campaign posters. One beautifully and proudly posted on a storefront, one…where it belongs. Make good choices today, folks.

QUESTION: Whimsically challenged folks tend to deride slactivism movements like Movember as pointless, but do they have more significance in raising money and “awareness” now that the US government has abandoned science and reason? Has watching hair grow become an act of resistance?

Can the constituents of AZ CD7 file a class action suit against Mike Johnson?

Scarecrow and Tin Man on display every day now youtube.com/shorts/YVsVh...

Rest well, cranberry sauce lady apple.news/AyqXDnYlhSQC...

It took me literally decades to get the Lenny joke at the end of this clip. youtu.be/dsoEf8Yqe3I?...

Shout out to @annabower.bsky.social for using her RatSec object lesson to promote #livelocalcomedy!