Me and my sister went shopping and couldn’t help ourselves… (they are so cozy!)

The one sign that @getupjohnnyboy.bsky.social has been here for a sleepover is Pepsi tower…

I like being a little bit ✨moody✨

Long time no see! I had to get a root canal yesterday and this was when the right side of my face was still completely numb 🙈😂

I like being a cartoon

Unintentionally dressed like beetle juice (or Michael Jackson)

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So me and my bestie live in the UK. The wind is so bad, that there are tornado warnings in Scotland. I immediately went "Soap! No!" And she said: "Neil Ellice is a beast - he could stare at a tornado, and it would stop." #NeilEllice #JohnSoapMacTavish #Callofduty

Meet my dog Baxter, the sweetest boy to ever walk the earth! He's 10 and he's still my baby😭

THE KISSES!!! SOFT AND SWEET AND THEN HEATED AND PRIMAL

Lil tattoo tour! I’ve planned to get so many more too mwhaha P.s the sunflower was drawn by @getupjohnnyboy.bsky.social for my 21st birthday and I’ve made one for him for his 24th birthday this year! Yeah that’s right acknowledge that he’s getting old guys 😂🙌

I shouldn’t let things like this get to me but I am an anxious lassie and sometimes I just wonder why I’m sitting there being berated by some posh twat

If you send me an email with 2 words and nothing more then don’t get angry with me for calling and asking for more clarification, I shouldn’t have to now be sitting in the wellness room at work because you’ve made me feel like I’m incompetent which is the exact word they used. Posh TWATS.

Right. I am autistic and I work in a contact centre, and part of this means I have to sometimes ask for further clarification. Why do customers think it’s okay to berate me for asking them to either repeat something or explain something again. It’s human decency.I can’t help you if you don’t help me

While awaiting a comic ending, I have sated my bestie with other versions of #ghostsoap kissing She said, and I quote: "Ghost and Soap became Ghoul and Hand Sanitiser" @sunflowertoast.bsky.social #ghoap

Just call me ✨Jolene✨

Tangerine Twist! Loved the golden colour I had before but my roots were so over grown so it was time for a refresh!

The deadly combo👌👌👌 #ghostsoap #soapghost

Pretty Please? 🥺💕 #nsfw #pink #sexy

✨Trip to the shops✨

My new years revolution is to be exactly like Carrie Bradshaw, and in British terms that means going to Asda in heels like I’m going to a ball 🙌✨

I just want someone to do this!!

flirting on the bedroom floor #StrangerThings4 #Eddissy #HellCheer #strangerthings

#hellcheer flower shop au Christmas!

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I would like to introduce everyone to my beautiful best friend. 8 years of love, devotion, laughs and manic moments. He has stuck by my side through everything.We saw each other grow from teenagers to adults and have seen each other through the worst. Darling you are my rock Almost Everything Love

Happy New Year you beautiful people 🎉🎆

Anyone else excited for New Year’s Eve? ✨✨💕🌸

It’s time for some god damn self confidence! Love my body, my freckles and me🥰

You cannot seriously tell me that this wasn’t the best scene in the entirety of Bridgerton

Just had the BEST sleep of my life, like you know those deep sleeps where you wake up with the lines on your arms and your hair is a bushy mess? Phenomenal.

On facetime with my bestie... ON CHRISTMAS DAY! @getupjohnnyboy.bsky.social

Favourite thing about work? Paid pee breaks. That is all😂

Coffee with the bestie @getupjohnnyboy.bsky.social

Cup of tea and a Tim tam! If you know you know

Beep

Just finished big brother 2024 and now I don’t know what I’ll do with my nights!

Anyone else oddly obsessed with Emmerdale? Or am I just old and british😂🙈

And this I shall stand by till they day I die!