I am *struggling* today

I’m all for world records but when it’s like ‘this is the record for most Aim toothpaste eaten out of a caulking gun on a Thursday at an IHOP’ what are you even doing

I was going to do some stuff today after I got my glasses. But you know, nah

So I'm shopping welcome mats and I'm not sure it's gonna get better than this

Got my new glasses and they're so low-rent that they didn't come in a case. The guy handed me a little sock like you'd collect shells at the beach or something like, "here you go." But when I put them on, I can see, so that's all that matters.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Ha ha 3:47 am and I’m still not sleepy 💀

If there were really bounties, wouldn’t everyone be after the biggest one? How do people read that and go ‘oh this is 100% real’

Was gonna draw online but then I forgot, so now I’m sitting in a hot bath. It feels nice enough to just go to sleep here.

Got a giant area condensed down to one tote, looked worse than it actually was. Progress!

We’re getting closer one way or the other

I'll say Goonies, but if I made a list of popular media that I haven't consumed, I could be here for hours. I was busy playing Commodore or something.

Hell yeah

My mom’s micro cassette thing, and I don’t have batteries atm but apparently she recorded “With My Baby Tonight” off WWF TV? What a mark

I like this. If it was in a game it would give +25% damage against krakens or something.

Woke up humming the old sunday morning anime shop listening, so now I'm gonna sit here for an hour and soak it up www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Xn...

Got my neighbor's opinion as to the car parts I found in the shed earlier this week. They're in paper bags and soda boxes, and I wasn't sure if I should keep them. He said they match the block, and since matching numbers is the thing here, to definitely keep them. I'm glad I asked, I had no idea.

Groceries have happened, now to nap in hopes of making up for the sleep I didn’t get because someone’s cats were having the loudest… fight? Sex? Both?

One side: crimes committed in daylight and often in front of cameras Other side: we didn't let someone pee! Got em what

The amount of poop that just came out of me should be illegal. Also at that consistency. The human body is terrifying.

Okay. Today’s goal is to get the garage floor re-cleared of all the stuff I took out of the rafters and the shed. If I can do this, I will consider the garage done enough so I can move on to another room.

I'm not asking for a lot, just 4-5 really good reasons to use the gif of cd-i Zelda saying 'good.'

You love to see it

"Welcome to the Fantasy Zone!" Happy 40th birthday, Space Harrier! Released into Japanese arcades on 2nd October 1985, and blowing arcade fans away with even more advanced sprite scaling than Sega's first forays into it and an absolute riot of colour. "ARRRRGH!"

I bet sleep is pretty cool

Best season 🍂

Love when the rain returns to Seattle

That’s enough of today for me. Good night.

$30 a month?!

Had a dream that @aprilrichardson.com invited my dad and I to some exclusive RHCP show in a guy’s house, but none of us really wanted to see them so we went outside and fed birds instead? Also my dad was Sisqo circa 2000 for some reason? 🤷‍♂️

Spent all that time and money to get all those guys in a room together, just to have the political equivalent of "it's riiiiiidge racer!" happen. Why.

I don’t have a dog in the fight this season, but my dad and his dad both liked the Yankees so I’ll hope they win.

Do I buy FFT knowing full well that I won’t get to it until it it’s on some sale, or do I disappoint @guildenstern.etheirys.social

Fiona Apple - Shadowboxer

Who’s your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Tom Waits’ classic ‘Rain Dogs’ came out 40 years ago today

Got an eye exam at 10 am, and just heard a voicemail that says, "let us know if you need help getting in." Apparently the mall doesn't open until 11 now? News to me. I guess we'll see how it goes, I'll get there early anyway.

Sittin up at 11 pm drumming the desk along to this cd I haven't heard in eons www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHWv...

Ok. That’s enough of today for me, good night at 2:17 pm

Finally getting to this shed out in the backyard. How many tools did this guy have? All of them, it seems.

If your name is Danny Colton (maybe Cotton???) and you were in Rm 17, I have your lunchbox if you need it

I’m trying not to keep stuff I will never use, because I dislike clutter. But this light and ashtray are too cool to toss out.

You ever say a thing and realize you are the only person on earth who will say that sentence today, and possibly ever? Mine was just now, looking at an ad for a Fonzie figure and going, "Damn, that's a good looking Fonzie"

Now is not the time for a bloody nose Never is the time for a bloody nose really

If I'm at EA, I'm planning my exit. If I have money, I'm planning to buy whatever IP or studios they sell piecemeal when that times comes.

How, you are a hologram

I know it’s because I’ve been moving stuff and emptying out spaces in here, but I sure was just pooping and minding my own business when a mouse stopped to look and then scurried off. When I wake up it is officially ‘get the entire floor clear to eliminate and hiding spots’ time.

Picked up this game called Lyca: you play a wolf (or other animals) running around to grow grass and collect materials to unlock this big upgrade tree. I like how it looks and the soundtrack is super relaxing. It's normally $5, $3 right now. Get it here store.steampowered.com/app/3421300/...