SKATE OR DIE

Meeting relatives for breakfast at a Mexican restaurant after a night that was generous enough to grant me about 45 minutes of sleep. Some unsuspecting burrito is about to meet a quick and painless end.

If you write a story and you think, 'I should end this with the MC getting amnesia," please take a break until ANY other idea presents itself

Put up all the Christmas stuff I could make work, things like old lines of lights and piles of garland just had no place. I’m hoping people come take some of this stuff. Except my awesomely horrible chrome tree from 1958. Bury me with that thing, it’s hideous but I adore it.

Mentally here (in a maze that looks kinda cool and has nice music but it is a maze nonetheless)

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: Spice Girls Brian Setzer Orchestra Tom Waits Henry Rollins spoken word (does this count) Poppy

Never knew there was a eurobeat version of this hoary old chestnut www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AwW...

I never forgot, this song has been in my head almost daily for 30 years. Bianca Dupree forever

New story in the Crows x Worst universe that isn't a spinoff, and it's by Takahashi himself, AND it starts in January? Yes please www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldt3...

:butt-head raises his eyebrow: "The what-kuto shinken? A-huh-huh"

40 years old today (!) but it still hits youtu.be/6rWFDZ5f5DA?...

Halloween went well, got to be around some people I think a lot of. And for my next trick, no-net november

First costume, and most recent costume

“Post a game you remember playing the nobody else remembers.” I played Tugboat at a Chuck E Cheese and I’ve never met another person who knew it and had an opinion either way on it. I loved it at the time.

the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.

Since it is apparently an emergency laundry day yet again, I think once I get that going I'm just going to play skyrim for like seven hours

The grocery store by my house was playing Pretend We’re Dead by L7 and I fully approve

Taught my friend how to use a chainsaw and also a rope storage… braid? Idk, my dad taught it to me, so I showed her. Today was far better than yesterday.

Waiting in line for a Dreamcast at launch like a civilized human

I’m glad a guy is having a great outing but I don’t get marveling at 100+ pitches in a game. It’s an exception to what is now the rule in an era where a complete game is a rarity, but it wasn’t always that way.

Man. I don’t know where the day got away from me, but nothing of value happened all day. 🤷‍♂️

Great image for an unexpected stroke of good luck

Woke up and thought of how my grandmother liked am/pm hot dogs and hamburgers but couldn't get out much, so I'd run some over occasionally and this was breakfast with her. Made me go, "man, am/pm hamburgers sound good" and so I went and got some. I think the memory is better than the actual food...

12 years ago yesterday, I went to see Tom Waits at the Bridge School Benefit. 12 years ago right now, I was in the San Jose train station sitting with homeless dudes as we all tried to get a little sleep. Great show. I was sick for a couple weeks after, but totally worth it.

We’re getting closer one way or the other

Woke up wanting mass amounts of broccoli, but this would involve going out of the house

Ician would be way better than the people we have now

I always forget that I have this. Is there a Vault 48 yet?

Surely he can’t eat all of that, and even if he can, surely he can’t pass all of it. I want to see X-rays like when they took the potato and jelly jar out of that one guy’s but, but with this guy it’s a basketball made out of some really rough looking arby’s

Woke up earlier than I wanted, but: ivy is completely gone from the fence, boards to took out of the garage rafters are cut up and disposed of, laundry is done, started the bike and let it run awhile, took the impala around the neighborhood for a little bit, and it isn’t even noon yet. 👍

25 years since the PS2 launch? I spent 14 hours (10a-midnight) in mall food court to get one I'd prepaid for. My dad waited from 6p-midnight but showed up around noon and paid a guy $10/hr to wait in line until he got back. We got both. He got home and immediately went, "it's 1 am" and went to bed.

Tried Xenia Edge (what is different about it from regular Xenia???) and it runs Test Drive Unlimited really well. This is great, great news.

For @judgegroovyman.bsky.social

I’m sure most of these are probably unusable (does tape go bad?) but I wonder what gems are in here, if any

Hall closet is empty and it was mostly blankets and Christmas stuff. All that’s left is about 2/3 of an upstairs bathroom and I’ll have touched everything, finally.

I finally have pruning shears

Also if whoever is in charge of the LensCrafters email account could relax like 1% ever, that would be great. I don’t need one email a day from you, so I need several per day even less.

Ever since my dad died, I’ve wondered if I could’ve saved him if I’d been here. Had a dream this morning where I was here, and no. He still didn’t make it. If I could never have that dream again, that would be spectacular.

You ever just find yourself sitting there and out of nowhere you go, "You would think it was a party, not a Cadillac" and then you're listening to the entire LL Cool J Radio album? Me too, me too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BbQ...

Hell yeah* weird abdominal crampy pain *hell no go away

Timeline cleanse

I wonder what the final straw will be.

Going back to bed at 8 am hoping my body will think I just got off of an overnight shift, and actually sleep

2:30 am goulash because I woke up and just couldn't get back to sleep. Accidentally made too much, so this is what I'm eating for the next couple of days. 🤷‍♂️

Got that ‘I forgot to turn my ringer off and was awakened by texts’ unhappiness atm

One year ago today I went to say goodbye to a friend who was probably the classiest person I’ve ever met, and if I could have it my way, would’ve been my father-in-law. Thinking about how much has happened in the last year, it just doesn’t seem possible for it all to be true. Wish it was not.

Okay, looking ahead to 2026 season now. As always, I got cleveland

I read the lyrics to a song that I never knew the lyrics to, and now my brain is singing the song as intended, but it has almost ruined the song for me. I need to reclaim the lewd gibberish I had in its place