Republicans have had control of Texas SINCE 1994 — and yet, all of their ads say “vote for us so we can fix everything that’s broken in Texas.” THEY’VE HAD 32 YEARS to “fix everything!”

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Please only buy reef safe products if you are on the water.

An 80% top marginal tax rate would solve a myriad of problems with no downside.

Stella had her final trip to the vet today. You were a great pet and member of our family for 16 years. Rest in peace.

It's amazing how quickly White politicians in the South rushed to PROVE exactly why we needed the Voting Rights Act!

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Playing golf tomorrow for the first time since rotator cuff repair. I’m nervous. Playing from a forward tee.

Just drink the Goddamned Kool-aid already.

Wtf? Not the country I want.

Haven’t we arrived at the Kool-Aid drinking portion of this episode?

All NBA Play In games are on Prime. Fuck Prime!

The story of the Sea Squirt has a parallel in humans.

AOC: “This is a threat of genocide & merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing & cannot be trusted. To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat”

Never been more true:

Friends outside of the US: Thank you for understanding. This is totally embarrassing and I’m ashamed.

This is spot on.

Republicans have issues.

Luka Doncic out for the year and has played in only 64 games. Not eligible for MVP votes or All NBA teams.

What are you doing instead of watching the Pedophile in Chief tonight? I’m going to stub each toe on the coffee table leg as that would be less painful.

Tiger Woods declines captaincy of U.S. Ryder Cup team in '27 Why would he even be offered the captaincy?

We know, but apparently your cult didn’t figure this out yet….

It should be 75% at least.

SGA had 25 free throw attempts last night. More than the entire Pistons teams. New nickname must be FTA. Not good basketball

If 20% of the green voted, the republikkkans would never win another election

No doubt VOTE like your life depends on it... because it does...

This is an excellent summary of current circumstances Kyle Kulinski: “A sundowning president with Alzheimer’s who’s a malignant narcissist is dragging us into WWIII, committing war crimes on a daily basis and crashing the global economy, and nobody is actually grabbing the steering wheel.”

Not soon enough… 👀🔥

The uncomfortable truth about immigration. Charles Barkley had the guts to say what everybody's thinking, on live TV. If he can do that in front of millions, you can absolutely have that conversation with your family and friends.

Frankly--this is not a 'blast.' Don't be "careful" with your words and repeat what we all know. SAY IT OUT LOUD: We have a fascist government apprehending immigrants -- some of them citizens, and few of them are criminals. These immigrants are 'disappearing' and some we know have been KILLED.

I prepared the garden to grow Labrador Retrievers.

Great sign!

Republikkkans are covering this up

NCAA Women’s tourney- Notre Dame vs. Ohio State. Can they both lose?

Shot is the ear my ass.

Learning things at 66 years old.

Haven’t shopped at Whole Foods in a year. Finally closed my Amazon account. Jeff Bezos can kiss my ass.

Rehabbing after rotator cuff surgery means that every day is Shoulder Day. Ouch.