Stolen joke, but after doing a plank at the end of my workout today, I want to extend an apology to every quick-shot I’ve ever made fun of. 1 minute IS a long time.

My lawyer has advised that I don’t make any wisecracks about this one. Bring tissues. For both purposes.

hEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP..... HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hi past aidan WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HUMMED CREEP BY RADIOHEAD DURING THIS WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* I CAN'T EDIT IT OUT BECAUSE ZYN'S HUMMING IN THE SHOWER- WH. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, POST THIS? ZYNERU RADIOHEAD?

The hardest part about editing this fuckass Zyneru dub is realising that I’m actually not the first and over a year late

IM. IM. HH. HRGH. HFF. GHH. HHHH. MMGHHH. HHELP. ME.

My glasses are so fucking steamy it’s not even funny

I don’t even have a post for this one man how did I get here . Leeeetting the days gooo by

the dam is cracking

I need to be powerbottommed until I cry and I don’t think that’s so wrong

man fuck this shit i'm working on the zyneru dub again. be afraid

No I don’t WANT anything for Easter I JUST wanna stop LUSTING after my CLOSE FRIENDS FFFFAAAAAAAAHHH

There really is no off switch for this shit. I might need to be shot like a rabid dog at this rate.

CW: KNOTTING YEAH HI. IM SO NORMAL ABOUT @freakyforever.bsky.social's GUY BAILEY. i don't know why or how this looks so good i got really horny then blacked out for like a week anyways here are the idiots ever /pos

Oops, I did it again 🎶 www.f-list.net/c/bailey-boy

I feel strongly about One Of Your Girls by Troye Sivan It serves as a constant reminder of how cunty I need to be and how cunty I will never be I’m TRYING to be gayer I PROMISE

I have two sides Holy shit I’m an icon Holy shit I belong in a camp far away from these people I like the first side but I keep thinking I need to spend more time on the second

I’m no better than a man

Will I lose followers if I do the occasional hypersexuality rant on here? Trying to be more open but god forbid I be CRINGE and lose SUBSCRIBER

Alright, FINE!!! @lewdierachis.bsky.social "INSPIRED" me (compelled me to jump on a bandwagon) to make a fuckass mascot for this alt, so... fuck it. Have a dog-man. I currently have no lore and very few limits, in case you want to draw him (reconsider.) Does this make me an artist

"would you kiss your homies goodnight" i'd suck my homies down to the bone til they pass out if they asked nice enough

My BDSM test looks like Jimmy Neutron’s report card

I FINISHED THE REFERENCE FOR MY NEW NSFW SONA GRAAAHHHHH!!!! this is Rachis! some kind of funky lookin' angel thing that's really horny for some reason! :D you are allowed to put them in many a situation (including sexual ones), have fun perverts <3 #nsfwart

I have NSFW dubs I’ve been sitting on for a while and with any luck they’ll still see the light of day, but I need you sweethearts to bear with me because I’m actually experiencing hanahaki disease of the penis

Numero dos! Never thought I’d see the day! I’m so sorry.

i fear nobody here is ready for what me and the funny voice man are cooking up :]c

Telling my friends that they’re loved and cherished isn’t enough anymore. I need to be inside my oomfies

hey gang i swear things are coming working in this heat is just really difficult and life is unfortunately just not cool like that

fuck it, we're doing the whole @goobeegoober.bsky.social comic now that it's done the wife has insisted that she get in on this

anyone who even so much as APPRECIATES @zyneru.bsky.social is going to HATE ME when they see what i'm doing. >:)

I need to get some milage out of a Rule34 artist tag. Send me your best NSFW comics and I'll dub the ones I have any kind of edge on

One of these days, when I’m bereft of actual work to do, I will dedicate a good half hour or so to making a Bunnie JOI. The only time someone has made him slightly dominant was way back in the pillory days (cough cough @geezerghoul.bsky.social cough) BE SCARED. BE HORNY.

anyone into latex?

i’m kinda running out of hyper futa art 😔

I’M IN THIS!!!! (No duh) Been wanting to do this for a WHILE, finally ran out of excuses when Zachy started cooking and I accepted that this is now just a Sebastian Solace cockworship account Thank you @sabbasarts.bsky.social for facilitating this evil thing to exist 💜

Can’t sleep, too busy thinking about BOYS (And it’s just three very specific Bunnie illustrations)

"When I get my hands on a feminine voice actor to collaborate with, it’s all over." Found him. Expect BALLER content that may or may not have anything to do with YGYAIGM in the near future

HOLD UP!!! WHO TF IS *THIS* DINGUS? @fluffydogboo13.bsky.social has succumbed to the brainworms. Another employee for the organisation. >:3

So I’m not sure how I never reposted this anyway THEMMMM…

⚠️HOMUNCULUS ALERT⚠️ My good artist friend @xycilli.bsky.social has put me in the hospital. If my lawyers ask any questions, just show them this. (BUNNIE ENJOYERS, EAT UP. DINNER IS *SERVED.*)

Hello I’d like to speak to the manager of razor burn

A sassy bun~ ❤️🐇 #MiupixArtwork

I wanna celebrate that 69 followers thing, so I'll sketch the most-liked comment under this tweet! (can be either sfw or nsfw)