I'm tracking my meals now and there is a huge gap between the amount of food I should eat and the amount of food I would like to eat, and food science (or, possibly, a genie?) should do something about that.

I think thin people are just mad that God loves us Fat peeps more than them, like, we're softer and sexier, we take up more space, and aren't afraid to treat ourselves. We're a constant reminder of how much better life could be if they just gave in and ate a guilt free dessert. Please just EAT!!!

Where is @retrogradetom.bsky.social ? I hope he's okay

I think my favorite Bible verse is Matthew 6:5 because it's the verse from the Bible telling you to shut the fuck up about the Bible.

Is there anything that's actually getting better lately?

My coasters from @gobblelynn.bsky.social have arrived! I love them so much! They are so extremely detailed and I love having Gobbo's face on my desk.

AI more like BO because it stinks

"Men's stuff"

If they don't call the smaller version of the Switch 2 the 2Switch2Lite I'm going to be furious

Can I opt out of the rapture I was baptized Catholic but I don't practice anymore. I'd rather be down here for all the sick left behind parties

We got fancy for a friend's wedding last night. I'll always get fancy for an open bar 😜

How come smoke detectors always go low battery mode in the middle of the night

Did you know that if you ask someone their favorite dinosaur and they say they don't like dinosaurs you can report that to the police and they'll take care of it

As it seems to be something that needs saying - the ICE ads on Twitch do not reflect my views, nor do I support them. The opposite, actually. So if I stream and an ad like that comes on, I am not the one choosing it. ICE and its agents can rot for all I care.

Some of the "I will draw you as an axolotl" Redeems I just did for stream.

Regretting not getting into Mad Max shape ahead of the Mad Max times kicking off

Was the fall of Rome this stupid?

Fuck.

If you don't have potions that have negative effects, bricks work nicely too. Happy pride!

Hey Just as a quick update, I have ran into some financial trouble. This week moving forward, I will be doing and emergency Donothon to help me catch up. Please don't stretch yourselves thin, even sharing this post helps me a lot. Kofi Donation link is in the comments 💙❤️

H20 is pretty poggers

Legit one of my favorite smells from a candle ever. It's so good! I highly recommend @leiishroom.bsky.social 's Quandle

The Mama getting some sun today while the babies do too. Officially at least 4 babies that I've seen at the same time. Probably more in there tho.

The most recession proof job is guy who makes those little "I did that" stickers of whoever the current president is

The fact that Donkey Kong Bananza has him wearing pants implies a lot about him not wearing pants for 30 years

8====D Haha prank'd happy April, fools

I thought of a joke. Ahem... "With how I feel, I'll be lucky if I'm... Dead by Daylight (savings)." Pity laughter is acceptable. Thank you.

Mardi Gras 2025

I'll say it as many times as I need to. The Wastes is for you. If you're trans, queer, gay, bi, poly, ace, him, her, they, it, and any other form of individual, The Wastes welcomes you. You're safe here. And you have a friend here. Take care of each other, and keep horror where it belongs: fiction.

Me, waking up in a cold sweat and shaking my wife awake: Tell me! Tell me the Boss Baby isn't real!!!

If somebody were to ask me why the Jurassic World movies fell out of relevance so quickly, I would have one response. Hybrid Dinosaurs. Who asked for this? Dinosaurs are already so cool! Nobody wanted hybrids and all 3 World movies focused so much on hybrids.

"If something is free, then you are the product."

What a year!

The Nutcracker by the Texas Ballet Theater last night was so good! Definitely worth a ticket.

Remember when @gabbygobbo.bsky.social used to stream? I call those the good ol days XD

November 27th falls precisely between Halloween and Christmas, making it the best day to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Porting this over from twitter. My wife is basically a mermaid and I love that about her. She's the hottest thing I've ever seen and I love her more than anyone can ever love anything. She's my favorite!!!

Hot take: We don't need live action, shot for shot remakes of animated films.

Hopefully the Tyson fight has given y'all the courage to box your racist uncles at Thanksgiving dinner next week

The final post on the "Things I Collect" series. Grabbers! Some are useful, most are toys, a few antique grabbers, and one can unfold to be 10ft long. I have not figured out a pleasing way to display these yet so for now they are just on the counter. Any suggestions?

Continuing my list of things I collect, canes! All kinds. There's a few swords, a telescope, a few that turn into chairs, one holds flasks, and my newest addition: the cane from Jurassic Park (replica).

This is my wife as a judge of a baked beans cook-off. She's a woman of many talents. She's the total package.

In paradise with my mermaid wife.

Staying on the topic of collections, let's do my flask collection today! There's 2 that look like umbrellas, a sunscreen bottle, the binoculars are fun bc it's 2 separate compartments (liquor and chaser), belt buckle in the front, and the far right I got when touring the Tabasco factory.

Since I'm on the topic of collections, next is my video game console collection.

Couple items added to the Super Soaker collection. And I got it all to fit on the wall!

I need to post something in here to start this off. So here's my dog and "my" cat 🙂