Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

Incredible how many players we had on the pitch today capable of playing wide yet literally none of them stretching it bar Doku

How’s that Rodri cloning coming along and can you hurry up @sheikmansour

Kovacic’s hair rivalling the 4-3 at Spurs for all time comebacks in a City shirt

Been so pleasantly surprised by Nunes this season

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Monday

Would take Ndiaye/Grealish straight swap

Ange Postecoglosealot more like!

The Grand Old Duke of York He’s mates with paedo men He took Virginia to the top of the stairs And dropped his pants again

“It was largely good natured fun in the West Midlands in the 80s, throwing bananas at Viv Anderson and a 14 year old child being crushed to death during violence at St Andrews”

Genuinely got to give it to Starmer, to do so little yet alienate literally fucking everyone is some achievement

What a country

Been using AI a bit more at work and it feels inevitable I won’t have a job in ten years time. All a bit bleak but will probably end bullshit jobs. Feel a bit worthless atm

Cornwall is class

Shalom Jackie, you look nice

Winning whilst not out of first gear is promising

@TaylorSwift seriously mate no joking please just don't make music again my ears not suited to u pal your crap no hard feelings just not worked out

God forbid a footballer kick the ball nowadays

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival

I tell you what, AI can’t do satire in the way that politicians in this country can

Idrissa Gueye that is WOKE NONSENSE

Lovely little day all round that

Graham Pottering around the job centre, more like!

I’m sure the Metropolitan Police are gonna have a completely normal time with this

Just had a “you look like a gamer” from a Virgin Media door to door salesman

If you see this quote post a bridge

If Kalvin Phillips was a racehorse there’d be a screen erected and a vet called

Time for a new Football Manager save I think. This one has two of Emile Heskey’s kids playing for City. Gone a bit far

This is how it begins, with indirect insinuations and fake-humble pleas of uncertainty, as if online conspiracy theories, cranks and grifters carry equal weight to the overwhelming body of scientific evidence and medical expert opinion. Then they get into power and start shredding the health service

Why are the American president's claims about autism the first item on British news bulletins? He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions. So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?

Would’ve snapped your hand off at the start for a point but still gutted. Not seen a proper gutsy performance from us for quite some time, thought all the defenders were superb

Outstanding from Jez that

Bloody hell, can’t remember the last time we were unchanged

Post 5 pleasures in life 1. Neighbour putting their bins out on the wrong day 2. Not telling your neighbours they’ve put their bins out on the wrong day 3. Watching the neighbour take their full bin back in 4. Putting your bins out on the right day when your neighbour hasn’t 5. Coffee in silence

Monday

God they’re shite aren’t they

Gwarn the Set, absolutely unreal

I know AI image creation has come a long way in recent years but it’s getting genuinely impossible to work out what is @coldwarsteve.bsky.social and what isn’t

I mean, call me a Loony Lefty if you want, but it *is* starting to look a bit weird arresting disabled pensioners protesting peacefully one day and telling coked up bellends attacking you to “calm down” another day the same month. Obviously, just my opinion. I might have got it wrong.

If our waltz into fascism results in an inevitable censoring of the arts, can we at least have the courtesy to ban Sweet Caroline first?

Has anyone tried turning South Africa off and on again?

British right-wing politicians and their press allies are going to lionise someone most have never heard of & they won’t repeat what he actually said

Fucking hell this is going to be hilarious isn’t it

TWO YEARS SOBER! It does get better y’know. If you’re feeling shit. Sometimes just gotta do something about it. Being destructive when it comes to alcohol doesn’t always mean drinking everyday in the way it’s often portrayed.

Sean Dickson absolutely unreal. Cmon the Set

Not one to slag off debutants but having played against him, Sonny Baker’s debut couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke