Now that Halloween is over, can we get back to normal where we dress up on a random Tuesday because it's fucking sexy? We don't need no stinkin' festival.

I will never make a post about how sorry I am for not posting for a while "due to [whatever]." Mainly because nobody gives a fuck. Just live your life. You aren't providing updates on a hurricane.

And because I'm me and gas masks and rebreathing bags are just the fucking best, a version of the previous post with them.

A genuine fetishist needs whatever their fetish happens to be. They don't need variety. They will never get bored of it. It is always as amazing as the last time. It is not a phase. There is no need to "spice things up." The spice is perfect and it is all they need. Don't overthink it.

What in the fuck are we even doing??? Follow me for more life advice.

Dear well-meaning, ESL pervs: It is a shoot - a photoSHOOT - and not a “shooting.” A shooting involves guns, ie: a “mass-shooting.” You, on the other hand, have just posted photos from your latest “shoot.” Glad we had this talk. I sincerely hope you weren’t actually involved in a shooting.

There is nothing more dangerous than a stupid person, because they think they are smart. A smart person knows that they themselves are stupid. This is what makes them smart.

The smell of latex is called pervume. As you were.

Every time you like a photo of a female rubberist in total latex enclosure an angel gets its wings. A rubber angel. With rubber wings. Too heavy to fly but who cares. Don't think about it too much.

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition...There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." ~ Frank Wilhoit

If you use ChatGPT or any other LLM for "ideas" or creative pursuits, remember that anything you generate will be, by its very nature, unoriginal and derivative. The human brain will always be the only computer that can come up with new ideas.

Those poor jugglers. Everyone is always going for them.

If you are wondering whether you look stupid doing a stupid dance with a stupid face on the internet, then... Yes. You look stupid.

Peel the protective film off of your LED screen. Things go to shit. It's normal. It's going to be OK.

At Vancouver Fetish Weekend With @freerangemeat.bsky.social Black latex by @deadlyfetish.com translucent latex by @fetishdynasty.com

Let me just sit on your face for a while 🖤

Few things irritate me more than influencers putting on latex for the first time because they were told it increases engagement, who then spend an hour struggling into a "latex-leather-PVC" catsuit with no fucking lube, complaining how it "smells weird" and it's all sweaty. Fuck all the way off.

You aren't wearing hoods enough.

No hood is no good.

It always throws me off when I order a hamburger in America. They ask how I want it cooked. You’re actually asking me how I want this mass-produced, E. coli-infested, gastronomical time bomb prepared? Like, cook the absolute living shit out of that thing, bro. Take off and nuke it from orbit.

Go hood or go home.

Wisdom teaches us that parking close to the exit is less important than parking close to a cart return. Follow me for more life advice.

Feelings are not operating instructions.

Happy Sunday 🙏

Her: “FUCK ME RIGHT NOW” Autistic brain: “Is she flirting with me?”

Home repairs are completed 17.3% faster while cursing.

Practice makes pervert.

"Oh, Mistress, I'll do anything you want" is not submission. It's insanity. Learn the difference.

Canada Post should update their "Expected Delivery Date" to "The date upon which, through a series of easily preventable and incredibly frustrating series of bungles, we will begin the long, excruciating process of disappointing and frustrating you in ways that defy description, with no recourse."

Quick reminder: we are based in Canada and there are currently no tariffs on our products! We have a bunch of latex sheeting (radical rubber and limited amounts of Supatex) for sale on our webstore: Www.Kinkengineering.com And the usual bondage gear, hoods, and catsuits.

New level of pathetic male behaviour: being ignored by AI slop models and sending abusive messages after they don't get a response to "hi wyd"

Instead of a gender reveal party, an unconscious bias reveal party where the results of a detailed psychological survey taken by the expectant parents are revealed to them and their friends, cracking open the unavoidable incompatibilities and accelerating the inevitable divorce.

Catenfreude: the German word for the smug feeling you get when you read about some fucking idiot getting eaten by their pet tiger.

Would you KNEEL if two red headed babes told you to? I’m now offering sessions with my newest duo partner, Caelyx. Turns out we have great chemistry. Now, get on your knees for us👇

Dominance is not about putting yourself in a position of power. It is about how well you manage being in power once it has been GIVEN to you by your submissive. Read that again.

Rubber doll in the rain! Latex Lustress rocking a Fetish Dynasty custom hood and leggings and wearing an ensemble styled by same! Kinda makes the rain not so bad. Inquire about custom latex! If you can imagine it, I can probably make it. #rubbergirl #latex #hood #fetishdynasty #letsgetweird

Siri is a combination of wondering how in the hell it knows some things about you, and wondering how in the hell it doesn't know other things about you.

Going through the archives, wondering what to post next! This was by my very good friend MonoFoto. Years ago now, when we shot for @fetishdynasty.com magazine! 🖤 V. #latex #rubber #libidex

Was at the Museum of Pop Culture and some person walked past the ACTUAL Greedo costume worn in Episode IV and said to her group, “Look at that cute alien. I wonder who that is?” Humanity is fucking doomed.

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Eating celery is just drinking water with something to do.

Attn Calgary: I still have time for one… maybe two more sessions this weekend. Impress Me. Make My first tour great. I can’t wait to meet you 😈

Thank you!!! 🔥🔥

Think someone else would enjoy the kinky fuckeries on my account? Tag a friend who needs to join the fun! Share the love, and let’s make this pleasure-filled journey even bigger! #kink #femdom #dominant #dominatrix #share

It’s Goddesses birthday. How will you be celebrating ME today? 🎂🎈🥂

I need submissive model to join me for a hooded photo shoot in Calgary March 7-9. Email [email protected] if you want to join 💋

The politicization on X about the Pearson plane crash is some of the most disturbing shit I have ever seen. What a cesspool. 🤮

Never, EVER, hire a professional and then tell them how to do their job, ESPECIALLY if you have little to no expertise in their field (which is, presumably, why you hired them in the first place). You hire a professional SO they can do their job. Don't like their work? Hire someone else.