// 👀

Eh, sure, put it on Lasky's tab.

We can get you a dress that matches your ✨️armor✨️ butcha gotta give me that.

Shit, came out of the ash jar and all for it? No but seriously, whoever's doing inventory's gonna want your nuts. Put it back.

Not a spartan laser. Where'd ya get this? *In the tone of speech one does to a toddler with a knife*

Who gave him a spartan laser? Motherfucker gonna be muzzle loading the cannons.

Down the airlock.

Snatching away the grenades like taking a match away from a kid.

How do I report this. I think I'll just send the transcript.

... Taking notes.

I'm guessing it's a heel-

#Queekisms Fuck it We’re doing it again ❤️ — for a wrestling theme that suits your muse

I am not telling the Pelican to play your theme songs.

Spare me the paperwork, Sil, there's hot women all over the ship.

If only, Daisy.

I ain't calling you an asshole, but suits have put so much cash into y'all, the leash is sadly always gonna be quite short. If I had my way, though~. Oh well.

Sadly for us all, Sil, that is our job description. Ich Lieben Kapitalismus.

Flying to the drop pod. Goddamnit.

... I feel bad. AAAAAAA- Sigrún, prep my Saber.

... I kinda *have* to write that dow- I don't think we're still in orbit

Look walking off a scold is valid but did they have an assignment or

Oh, a Dam would be good. Maybe in an exoplanet.

It's 👏 Called 👏 An 👏 Exercise 👏 You 👏 Muppet 👏

It’s a simple plant. I’ll name it Jay.

//perfectly valid gave us a good character moment

Because maybe you need to find a mole, or track a shooter, or repair a relay, or escort an annoying VIP. There's value in patience, Jayden.

//Fucker got so shocked the big bad spook mask slipped

You, clearly!

No, damnit. The whole point was patience and attentiveness. Not all of your tasks are gonna be shooting covies.

That's not the damn problem at all!

By being assigned- Are you- are there cameras, is this a prank?

Actually the captain made you fail your mission

Exactly that.

No, he's just gonna dock his pay and strike him- really? Flabbergasted.

He did not just no-thoughts take the bai- seriously?

Y'all there's a couple grand in that pot.

Placing the ficus dead in the middle of the bridge. "You're on watch of this asset. Imma tell a Spartan to steal it unseen."

This seems preetty damn consensual, your honor. As proven by these reaction images-

Hey, a ficus works.

//I am so sorry

Page 352-

Right, blank pages. -flicking through the post-it notes-

Potted plant duty. Any species you preffer?

Potted plant.

These 400 pages say otherwise.

Leave my AI alone-

Forerunner comms. Gotta keep it. It's weird for me too.

Sigrún memorize it.

... He's *holding* the dossier.