Not to mention dismantling USAID and PEPFAR.

Too bad he couldn't be bothered to speak out for democracy before the election!

Trump’s solution to the affordability crisis is to bully the McDonald’s owners into bringing back the dollar menu.

Someone forgot to check the “insert variations” check box. Gee, using the auto pen on pardons? Shouldn’t that be investigated? Every accusation is a confession.

Stephen Miller: “Grok, substitute all occurrences of Donald Trump to Bill Clinton but make it much more salacious.”

Trump is signaling to her with this flood of recent pardons that she could be next.

Remember when it was all “Release the Mueller report”, and then when it was finally released it was “Release the unredacted report”? Whatever we finally see will be so whitewashed it will be worthless. They will drag it out for years.

So now he admits it’s a tax!

Yep. Soon it will be Donald Trump tried to stop all the kinky sex by throwing water on Epstein

This was painfully obvious years ago yet a significant portion of Americans managed to ignore it and re-elect him anyway. The victims must not be forgotten!

Precious!

Drumpf now says he’ll have his lawyers see if there’s any way he can do it. Bullshit! All he would have to do is tell an underling to get it done. He does everything else without worrying about the law. He’s weaseling again.

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I have to agree!

More like the Epstein visa.

I wouldn’t even go there if they discovered the fountain of youth and offered free first class accommodations.

I present to you… youtu.be/vWQkEIirJdI?...

And fails to pay any of the contractors.

I’ll bet no one who got indicted was a big time Trump donor.

He’s actually bailing out Scott Bessant’s market speculator cronies.

They are the embodiment of waste, fraud and abuse.

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Remember picking winners and losers and how awful it was? Now it’s standard operating procedure!

Only Saturday he was on Al Sharpton's PoliticsNation talking about staying the course and now he's dropping out. Trump probably offered him an ambassadorship to Acetaminostan.

If Trump went to assisted living you’d have to get the optional incontinence services package for sure.

Followed by a team building event and handing out “I ❤️ Fascism” coffee mugs.

When rethuglican is questioned by Congress they weasel out by saying “I don’t recall” or “I don’t remember” and they get a pass. Not that I’m a fan of his, but Comey tries to answer truthfully and gets indicted. www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/04...

A bag of cash for a bag of shit.

That was his mental decline on full display!

President Doctor McPantload has announced Tylenol is the cause of all autism. JFK Jr. figured it out all by himself! It has nothing to do with any other environmental pollution. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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Constitution aside, it must be killing Drumpf to not be starting his re-election campaign like he did immediately after the 2016 and 2020 elections. It’s going to be a fascinating shit-show when the first rethughlican gets the nerve to throw his or her hat into the ring.

And now, MAGAts jumping on trampolines.

Now that’s just a sloppy make-up job on Trumps hand.

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They’ve been barely legislating at all!

Here’s one for Office Depot to print. Make it a rush job.

More amazing sleuthing from our top law enforcement official.

I just don't understand why the Dems can't get this right. They completely understand "The USA is a perfectly decent country, but Trump is an evil cunt." Easy message, no problem. So what's the problem with "Israel is a perfectly decent country, but Netanyahu is an evil cunt."

Now she's free to join up with the real bomb throwers.

Finally, a case worthy of showcasing Kash Patel’s mettle!

Honor Charlie Kirk! Release the Epstein files!

Just let it happen.

Because only white blonde girls deserve our sympathy?

More likely she was allowed in on an Epstein Visa.

Someone used Biden’s auto pen! That’s the only possible explanation!

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Hearing people praise Drumpf for “Operation Warp Speed” nauseates me because the only reason he plowed billions of dollars at the program was to get the virus under control to save his own bacon and win the election. He thinks Al Truistic is his Jewish accountant.

Well Trump did say it we raked the forests we could prevent wildfires.

I’ve been thinking about why Trump is now against MRNA vaccines. Since all he cares about is money, and many vaccines are built on that platform (and more to come) and Medicare covers most vaccines, it can only be to limit access to those $200 shots. Jerk.