“Secret Weapon” Jeannine Pirro. I am DECEASED. This is a clown car conference.

What the fuck is Lushy Pirro doing over there on the right?!?

The weirdest thing about Trump deploying the National Guard to the Nation's Capital is that he still hasn't released the Epstein files despite campaigning on that pledge, probably because he's directly complicit in a massive sex trafficking operation that targeted children.

Next up - Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

On to story time: “Sir, we need more police, Sir, we’re requesting more police.”

And now we’re onto trans athletes?

“You spit and we hit.” WTAF is he blathering on about? This is turning into a major weave, much like his combover…

Not @msnbc.com live fact-checking the dimwit in chief and his blatant lies about crime in DC…

“If I started to wait for moments of inspiration, I would never finish a book.” This week, we’ve unlocked our Art of Fiction interview with Mario Vargas Llosa from the archive. buff.ly/Cgd7Fx0

"I'm going to Disneyland!" 🤣

Talk about leaving everything out on the tarmac. #TDFF

I abolutely love that the final podium isn't final until the end of this stage. 🤞 #TDFF

Gondola Vache!!! #TDFF

The catch is made. Valiant VDB. #TDFF

And they're off! Wiebes on the attack! #TDFF

OMFG this slaps so hard

Well. I abolutely cannot wait for the daily @escapecollective.bsky.social podcast recap of today's #TDFF stage...

Oh Kasia...

PHIL, STOP INTERRUPTING MEGAN.

That is anamazingly niche factoid, José!

😁

ENGAGE SUFFERFACE #TDFF

These aerial shots of the Madeleine are spectacular! #TDFF

Wait, why do we have Phil instead of Ant and Hannah?!? #TDFF

Let's not lose sight of the fact that the tax dollars of hard-working people struggling to make rent, buy food, pay down education loans - and generally hoping to get by - are funding the $200 million glitz-trash ballroom in the White House.

Everything good about the United States is being shut down so a crime syndicate of the world's worst pedophiles, sociopaths, and liars can sell what's left to add to the piles of billions of dollars they already have.

Just got home to watch the replay of today's #TDFF. There is not enough conversation in my timeline about the ease with which Maëve Squiban just dropped it into an otherworldly gear to ride away with this stage win.

Okay, Peacock, you can begin your coverage of #TDFF anytime now. The break is approaching the first climb of the day...

Sure looks like Squiban has this win safely in her jersey pocket. #TDFF

WOWIE THIS DESCENT!!!!! #TDFF

This a relief to hear after initial reports that she was feeling queasy in the early hours a day after her crash.

With every passing day, we are descending further and further into a dystopian horrorscape that I fear we will never recover from. We've lost our humanity if we cannot recognize this.

"A Trek rider detaches his bike computer and hurls it on the ground in rage. They wanted a sprint. Instead we're getting a classics race." This is a fantastic piece of writing from @redford.bsky.social. It really captures the frenzy of excitement at the final stage of this year's #TourdeFrance

I mean, the state motto *is* "Live Free or Die" after all.

So sad to see Kristen Faulkner in front of the broomwagon like that.

Two in a row!!! Wiebes is on fire!! #TDFF

Phew, i got home just in time. #TDFF

📌 Hope this soul follows him everywhere . A true hero 🐥

It's not political to think people shouldn't be starved to death.

This is good news; hopefully her other injuries won’t impede her ability to go for the golden fleece. #TDFF

Today I worked on my leg tan lines, Primoz style. Yes, that Wahoo Elemnt reads 101°.

Great piece on Demi Vollering after today’s crash. Hopefully she’ll be able to continue tomorrow. 🤞🏻 #TDFF

On Sat Aug 9 the Twin Cities RailTrail hosts a Walk and Roll Parade in Leominster! They’ll have a bicycle decorating contest with free refreshments and free decorating supplies followed by a bike parade. Also free valet bike parking for the Starburst festival (music, activities and fireworks show)

Hearing Ant wondering aloud who the most combative rider is, when the official #TDFF live feed had already announced that it was Latimier several minutes ago. Do they not have the feed open on their laptops in the comms booth?

Just look at that Wiebes acceleration in the overhead shot. Holy moly. #TDFF

Wait, Dygert and Vollering caught up in that crash? #TDFF

Fuck, chute.

Don't sit up and not work!!! C'mon, I know you're tired, but you can make this go. Oh look, Latimier's been dropped. Go Alison!!! #TDFF

I'm delighted to announce that my new book, Tadej Pogačar: Unstoppable, will come out on November 6th. Published by @bloomsburysport.bsky.social, it is the first in-depth biography of modern cycling's greatest. Available for pre-order now.

Okay, enough of this château and its moat. MOAR BIKEY PLZ.