We lived

I agreed to do a thing today I don’t wanna because it’ll make spawn happy but internally, I’m going to complain a lot

Took a lunchtime shower and I smell so good now it’s actually a shame no one is here to sniff me

I am starting to get emails from people needing help that were clearly written by AI; they’re completely incoherent and they don’t actually ask a question and I can’t fix a nothing burger “this section or possibly an associated feature, appears to be where I’m facing the main challenge”

Started making an art of da day but didn’t finish happy whatever

Corporate nonsense is so exhausting

I’m really enjoying this midlife breakdown it’s great you should also try losing faith in existing if you’d like experience the novelty of feeling like a wad of grey goo

More swamp more witch

We are getting snowed in and it’s really my favorite thing

This item tastes like children’s Tylenol and someone throwing a mango down the hallway I love it

Well that is a day I can’t get back

the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭 Marriage Crabs Pizza I’d like to opt out plz

I’m gonna take a gummy before I walk into Thanksgiving

I grew up as poor people and I still make the art everyone’s problem Fuck AI

So since I was getting a lizard, I have been learning much about the crested geckos, and there are tons of little memes about how they don’t have any brains They are definitely not kidding. There is not a brain cell functioning in that tiny head. She’s so perfect

Post a famous bathroom scene?

Took my meds about 2 hours late and I feel deeply fucked up Sometimes I forget my stability is chemically maintained

You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you? I’m good

“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The Three Spirits:

Hooters

Look I had a c-section and then my boobs didn’t make enough milk and yet somehow somehow having my spawn was still beautiful and we have this awesome bond and no one had to fucking die This shit is fucked

My tiny coworker

Being super awkward is a hell of a drug

Just read an advertisement with bullet points First one said “attention to detail” The next bullet point had a typo 🤨

I had the most visceral nightmare and I feel like I got no sleep ughhhh

Yes and my spawn knows to embrace the darkness but look out for tentacles

If you see this, post your bird art!

Sorry that was me

The office always smells like lousy white people food, like wet potatoes and tv dinners

Perverts when Bioware

I unexpectedly got the spawn a new mattress and cleaned her room Being a teenager is bullshit but she’s so good and kind but also is teenager messy. I’d rather frame a room clean as a gift instead of an argument. She’ll have to clean up after herself the rest of her life. But I can do it now. 🥰

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Meet Terra 😍

I get to go meet lizards today 😁🥹😍

My neighbors are having a cool new porch installed and now my brain is in overdrive with demands for house upgrades Down brain, sit

I love the car wash I’m 8

Why can I not make a fuckin skeet without a massive typo

Every get to a store before opening but too soon to leave so you just stand around looking idiotic? Hi it’s me at the greenhouse standing around looking stupid.

I am unstoppable and @ill get this in spring” was a lie. I’m gonna get him on Saturday.

Finally saw them in person!

The algorithm keeps feeding me videos of dads being really aggressive and yelling about stupid shit and it’s not funny. It’s fucking horrifying. What the fuck man?

Since Salarians reproduce like frogs, and frogs hug to release their baby batter does that mean if you hug Mordin Solus he’ll cum?

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Me flirting

Protip: if you get a shingles vaccine, do not make any fucking plans because you were going to be real real tired

The uteruses in my home have synced send help

I have never more autistic than on a day with a time change I am about to jump out of my actual soul