Holy shit we just saw Backrooms and that was inspired

No AI! Hand painted on iPad with an apple pencil using a $10 copy of Procreate

I know you meant species but it’s these specific birds

Swamp hag

Saw someone referred to non-vegans as Necrovores and that’s totally metal Hell yeah I’m a necrovore

Welcome to Wisconsin

I miss when I could do hours of yard work in the sun My muscles are actually doing excellent but my nervous system is real bad at temperature control But I got 2 plants in and prep for my replacement arbors is done and the tiny lawn is mowed so

If you’ve ever wondered if you should leave that comment on an art writing singing video thing whatever? Every time someone says something nice about a thing I have created, I just lay that compliment down and I roll in it like a dog in shit. Please tell us we live for that.

If I was an animal, I would be this frog

ANYONE IN THE MOOD FOR YAKUZA BEEFCAKE? No? Too bad!

IT WAS YOU

I’m just a girl yelling into the void

ye olde corpse does not cope with manual labor the way it used to Yard looks nice tho

I’m experiencing an intense case of I don’t give a fuck

An unbelievably doofus cat

Babies

Predatory fuckers

Every now and again I draw me

Helped spawn stand up to her dad and she did so well

Anyway, I’m thankful that today is not my 22nd wedding anniversary if you know what I fucking mean

I am having yet another problem with Spawn’s dad that I do not know how to handle because it’s too weird to have any precedent

Tik Tok is Vaudeville

Quote with your purple art 💜

Life is like an average but enthusiastic penis; short and hard

Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally

Hey artists, share something ❤️

This other coworker has atrocious table manners and there is carrot on my laptop

I really don't feel like working today, which is unfortunate because I really didn't feel like working yesterday or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that either

My super productive weekend

Since I have to work tomorrow, I’m doing an early celebration and plan to be more interesting and less grumpy all day

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

My eyebrows have finally gone frosted tips enough that they look white instead of bald and I’m loving it. In this age of pedo beauty standards, I plan to embrace being a hag.

Coworker hard at work

I came out of my office, super frustrated and ready to choke someone to the sound of spawn upstairs (short school day because of testing) singing Yakuza game karaoke songs in Japanese and seriously, best part of my day thus far.

Temp dropping like my panties when the aliens arrive Flood warning…also metaphorically similar Tornado watch on top

Nice enough for some lunchtime lollygagging by the big puddle

The Badger State vibe

Got some glasses for occasional use (vision is fine but I miss my super sharp post lasik vision that’s faded) and though not very strong they are multifocal and it is fucking me up

Wait this is a good one

gonna need a boat

My insect terrarium has a baby slime mold and I think it’s so pretty!

Gentle reminder…

I can’t wait for the Ai bubble to burst These meetings are making me want to move into the woods and live like a squirrel

If you see this, post a character from space!

Perimenopause has made me into a mean ass bitch and I wasn’t particularly beloved before so I am on the lookout for assassins

The cognitive load of just the awareness of global events is turning me into paste