Anyway this is as far as he’s gonna go for a while so enjoy!

According to the wormbrained man,, circumcision causes Tylenol and Tylenol causes autism, so therefore circumcision causes autism And that’s enough fucking stupid for today

Things are still happening

Whenever I become the voice of reason at work, I am very concerned about the sanity of the people around me

Bought a dress I didn’t need and looking like a cryptid

This bird looks weird

If shit gets any more expensive, we’re gonna have to start selling feet pics. Do you think there’s a market for this?

What's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free?

Name your comfort TV show

Enjoy this lovely image of Garth the Frog

Every time I look at what’s going on in the world, I regret it

Who's your favourite Jedi wrong answer only

Finished Rogue Trader. Might have created a god.

Laundry is much improved by anime and a gummy

For my daily post here, I would like you to know that last night I had a dream where I was married to Regis from the Witcher and also had a girlfriend and a boyfriend

Coming out of hibernation to say I made instant pot khichdi with roasted cabbage and onions and perhaps the most comforting food I have ever eaten

I look forward to a day when I can come here and just look at pictures and people can tell me about their day and it’s not just a fucking horror show But until then, I guess I’ll post like once a day and then poof

They have upgraded Procreate for iPad with new brushes and brush effects and I swear to God if you have ever had any interest in this, but haven’t gotten it yet you want to get it now it’s so cool

Did anyone see the self righteous mfs floating off? I hope there’s video

I hear the rapture is coming that would be great. Can you make some of these people go away? I hope they enjoy heaven. I need a nap.

Yep burnt out again and too much internet because Like look, I knew adults did not have their shit together because I’m 50 and I do not have my shit together But I have my shit together more than the people who are running the goddamn place what the fuck Oh my God, I have to go lay down

I was sitting on my potty making a snarky post when a painting fell off the wall and hit me on the head so that’s enough Internet for for today

Put caramel pecan sugar free syrup in my Diet Coke and it’s awesome. I love to marinate in the chemical soup.

My transformation into moss continues apace

Prime grade small loaf

Not dead just playing Rogue Trader and avoiding the internet

Hello I’m 50 years old and just finished watching Fruits Basket and cried straight through the last 3 episodes. Inject that happily ever after sugar right into me.

Thanks @theposearchives.bsky.social for the challenge #DTPYSSEPT25 #roguetrader

No idea why this is on my phone, but I thought you might enjoy it

Being grim and fatalistic, if you know what I mean.

Stick a bee in your taint, Blighty!

Evanuris bukkake

Having Wuthering Heights release on Valentine’s Day, is yet another case of people not knowing the difference between a romance and a tragedy Jesus fucking Christ

As a spicy brain creature of habit, this first week of school had harmed me and I literally keep crashing into shit

There is a woman here at the vet yapping about her boobs and look, I’m hardly prudish but what in hell?

I want 6 and I now feel obligated to draw myself with them

I’m having to learn about Warhammer 4K lore because there’s romance in this game so I gotta play it, but I don’t know what the fuck is going on

Just dropped off My Spawn for the first day of high school and it’s so quiet in my house. I may freak out.

I drew Anders because sometimes I just gotta reminisce

A coworker of mine just told me he was in fourth grade when I started here and now I am going to go dig myself a hole in the backyard

Last day of my 40’s and I’ve thankfully found my way back to feeling privileged to get here. I hope I get to be the weirdest thing in people’s day for a long time to come. ❤️

The happy birthday junk Mail from AARP has made me irrationally annoyed

Bee friends that I’m terrible at taking pictures of but look at them I love them

I’m so sad watching normal size people with previous weight loss surgery take ozempic and still feel like their bodies need to be further reduced Look, if I’m too much for you go find less I get to take up space too

First Enchanter Orsino had a book you can borrow he’s done with it

Cat

I’m being a real baby about this tattoo healing

I’m all swollen but it’s so pretty 🤩