I can’t explain it but Costco and Aldi are enemies.

I just made a chocolate malt so delicious that I fist-pumped after I finished it.

daydreaming about a world in which we still have Altoid Sours

I should be able to thumbs up someone else’s thumbs up reaction in a text

You Have to Make a Doll Close Its Eyes | Dean Young

the lol in me honors the lol in you

60 hours into Blue Prince and I just figured out you can run 🙃

Ariana Reines

corporate horror is really having a moment right now and I love it

once again watching doechii’s tiny desk concert for a quick endorphin release

I hate that the mail is all political flyers and credit card offers. Mail used to be fun.

my special interest is listening to other people talk about their special interests

Lucille Clifton

I am once again lamenting the tragedy that is how I look in a baseball cap.

Thaw | Audre Lorde

shhhhhh she is sleeping

Doechii rapping Nissan Altima at twice the usual speed on Tiny Desk is like when a celestial sorceress casts a powerful healing spell.

Don’t sleep on these!

a hot tip that will make your life better: make friends with people older than you and make friends with people younger than you.

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

that's it. that's the entire game in one post. fuck the stock market dude.

The Cum Lord has stolen from the sea captain’s larder.

Re-sharing this today! I wrote about an emerging millennial poetics of work, as represented through three great poetry books. fencedigital.com/2026/01/30/c...

blessed are the mail carriers

Jane Hirshfield 💙 Happy #smallpoemsunday! @tomsnarsky.bsky.social

Behold DIAGRAM 25.4: thediagram.com/25_4/index.html

my favourite christmas movie

I enjoy New Year’s Resolutions immensely actually because I am a romantic fool who loves hurting herself!

wish you were allowed to fall asleep with a candle burning. that’s a top tier sleepy vibe.

when I am vigorously digging through a laundry basket in search of socks, I like to imagine myself a truffle pig on the hunt. in fact, I’ve found many of life’s annoying little tasks are made much more delightful by imagining you are an animal in a Situation.

when I start to get overwhelmed by work I go look at the dogs up for adoption at all my local shelters and imagine a life where I am in a big park playing with all of them

who’s gonna win, me or the jump to recipe button

connecting with my higher self by eating too much cookie dough and laying prone on the floor

but even still I am obsessed with beauty Paige Taggart

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

as someone who became a crop top devotee this summer, wtf am I supposed to wear in the winter?!

for all I know I might have consented to being born

from The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa

another poetry section, another floor

gotta call my health insurance provider which historically means it is Time To Cry

decided not to take my adderall for a six hour road trip and invented forty new ways to sit in the car

Anxiety | Choi Seungja, translated by Won-Chung Kim and Cathy Park Hong

these were my labubus

what accounts do I have to follow in order to see more older dogs getting a puppy content?

from The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa

seeking a documentary about film and television’s most famous dogs. please tell me it exists.

Rob Schlegel, from January Machine