oh these lil white boys on the train are ROLLING…my god today…

meg and this nigga done bought a house good god everyone is moving on turbo drive

these look like science experiments

every time i think it’s time to redownload the dating apps i open the incognito browser instead🥰

final girl mount rushmore in order might i suggest you don’t fuck wit my sis!!

eternal sunshine

six thirty

moonlight

i’m positive that with therapy and learning to love life again this guy will find someone his own to be with and that might even be himself but that’s ok!!

it took 20 pages of barely understanding wuthering heights to finally cook a lil and now im enjoying myself this narrator HATES camp heights BAD. met them yesterday. now gossip girl is snooping through a dead woman’s library.

sweet life

god forbid a girl from the chicago suburbs talks a certain way and says her music taste is “punk and megan thee stallion”!! suddenly she doesn’t fit into harmful stereotypes and MUST not truly be black!!

i’m really irked by mickey’s comment. it’s not up to her to police peoples’ blackness. we aren’t a monolith. nothing about ashley that i’ve seen makes her any less of a black woman. i don’t do that oreo shit. the source of too much bullying and confusion in my formative years. #bb27

character-driven stories and characters that feel alive

ugly love by colleen hoover

FATED MATES enemies to lovers forced proximityyyyy

i’m writing a found family rom com about disgraced demigods😌

i think he’s untalented his lyrics depict frightening violence against women

One last thing (then I’m stopping to eat and watch TV lol), Ashley has the right to still be pissed about Mickey’s “traditional Black woman” comment. Hell, I’m still pissed on behalf of myself because I also don’t fit the criteria. It’s not Mickey’s place to dictate someone else’s Blackness. #bb27

eggplant owners don’t put their thang through the pee hole when peeing?! what?! yall for real??

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

oh BROTHER

ashley is black, she’s just from naperville lol. she is still very much a sista. i’m sorry to those not from the chicago suburbs. idk how to describe what i mean to you, but i know naperville is not the only one of its kind. #bb27

i sit in silent shock while i rack my brain for solutions and if someone comes up with one faster than me, i HAPPILY get moving not sure if im someone to be with or not but i try😅 like if im in texas chain saw massacre, im out with the car after the first one is gone

one is definitely more serious than the other lol

floridian gemini

i know tom was just furious dumbledore thought them fuck ass nicknames were below him. that man was always “tom🤨”

quotes are saying they hate spaghetti, orzo and gnocchi what kind of WORLD is this fucked up place?!?!

penne needs a dish that loves it. i don’t like using it for anything. you angel hair haters need to try a lil sun dried tomato with basil, olive oil and cheese. you can’t use a heavy sauce with a light pasta.

the newspaper posting that tweet with the article in the middle of summer break was like opening the floodgates. the entire student body became readers that day. we were furious. there were change dot org petitions. arguments. mini connected scandals.

thinking bout that summer in college when the student newspaper broke the story of the sitting student government president and vice president stealing the entire election😭😭😭

part of the reason i enjoyed #bb27 so much is def bc the only episodes i watched were the premiere, last 20 minutes of each eviction and the finale as they aired.

three’s company trying to convince me this jack guy is the biggest hottie in all of los angeles is hilarious

just cried while eating noodles because periods are so gross if you wanna know how my cycle is going

my person will have to deal with the fact that i love whiny angsty early 2000s dude rock. like jimmy eat world has made some of my favorite songs. call it in the air? oh baby.

for a few years now i’ve grown to think a vampire feeding on the neck could be a rather enticing form of foreplay🤭

and watch me cancel hbo max too❤️

let me get serious about this writing thing i swear it’s gonna work out for me

honestly when their kids grow up a little more and their fame dies down i can see meghan markle on another cute lil canadian drama. steady income that doesn’t require much time away.

very uncomfortable seeing vince in such high definition. the production value is insane. a ring light? #bb27

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zelle. i logged into cash app recently because i had to and the first thing i saw was ex’s avi with his new girl. so happy for him and them and way past heartbreak but i simply do not want to see that man every time every time i gotta send someone money.

imma wear my bonnet to the airport and the doordash person if i damn please. if some black people were less concerned about respectability politics, can you imagine the progress in intersectional feminism we’d have?

i started my period🫠

when jay-z stops screaming long enough for fall out boy to hit the LONG LIVE THE CAR CRASH HEARTS

it’s like i always say one thing this lil girl gone do besides her part in keeping modern horror alive is DRESS.

if you’re a black woman who reads romantasy tap into vicious bonds in getting my LIFE

my older sister in the family group chat like damn it’s so crazy i have a husband and two kids and my mom is like aint that wild i can’t believe im in the same situation …ladies…?? see this is why i opted out of motherhood i don’t understand what they’re talking about