Week 6 was a 56, but got the win and picked up possibly a closest to pin prize, which would be my third prize (skin, CTP) in 5 rounds.

Oh lord that was *one year*?

Incredibly excited to share this, from the mothership page - the best argument for defining the yardage for 💥Explosive Pass Plays 💥Explosive Run Plays Might not be what you think or what your favorite outlet has been telling you. www.sbnation.com/nfl/1117824/...

"Well we lost when we realized on the key play the quarterback had to grow a third hand. We just have to execute that better."

Why is my full-game-completionist ass the way that it is

Week 5 is... Who knows. All I know is it stormed all weekend and the course should be unplayable, but I also know the course hates calling off.

Look if I didn't get a ring from the Cubs, Stephen A shouldn't get a ring from the Knicks.

Week 4: Started like ass, ended like ass, but in between, pretty sure I was possessed (shot a 47, birdie, win). Is... is this what it feels like for things to start clicking?

Opening day at the Pistol Shrimp.

We could've solved a lot of problems by asking guys like this "Do you ever get tired of being fucking stupid?" a few times in their high school and collegiate formative years.

Week 3, opponent was out, started awful (only two off the max over the first four holes) but closed up with 3 pars to get down to a 55 for the round. I'll take it for sure.

Go Cubs

Doesn't Vileplume learn this at like level 46?

Wait wait, *Green Bay* and *the citizens of Wisconsin* are upset about football taunting in the summer? Lordy, fetch me my fainting couch.

He's really gonna take this Brett Favre arc into "hangs on one year too long and takes one last big sack," huh.

Love being sick enough to go home from work and to be made to feel awful and guilty about it the whole time. Thanks, I think the "being sick" had the "feeling awful" part already covered.

I'm gonna go ahead and upgrade this to game 9 (first run start to finish where I'm going to use my team in post/battle against friend).

Happy 30th (north american) anniversary to the best game ever. 🥰

Rotary put me and another guy in charge of trivia at our meetings for the next two weeks. They made a mistake. Last time we were in charge we played Ransom Notes.

Week 2 went... uh... *better.* (49, win, including a birdie)

Has anyone just tried to tell him to go away yet or nah

Apparently every Cubs pitcher needs to be wrapped in bubble wrap between appearances, during appearances and even while pitching.

Week 1 of golf league for the year is in the books and owwwwwww (in both score and in my lower back).

"Let"? Why the hell do we get so stupidly possessive about athletes (free agents, retired, etc) that owe literally nothing to a Chicago team? All the Bears/Cubs/etc have to do is be interested and they'll fall over themselves to get in the building?

Look, when I get up for the bathroom, she just slides over to the warm seat, then refuses to move when I come back.

Sure the Bears could have forced a roster issue by adding to the collection of players they profess to like. They didn't. Any more, this feels like "but they didn't add anybody that just has a DL in front of their name!" despite also having a lot else to fill.

I just know that when I lift this cup of coffee, the lid will come right off and I'll get showered in coffee. Instead, I think I'll just consider the one simple truth: There is no lid.

In five years they'll have solved the most pressing of issues: Your car will make you a cup of coffee and the charge time will be 20m. It will still explode, but that can't be helped.

The Fountainhead. Ayn Rand ruined an entire family vacation by being assigned as summer reading and note-taking for senior year AP English.

I might be enjoying People of Note just a bit much.

Thanks for the cards but unless you're running an official tournament, we'll take it from here.

I can nod approvingly at getting Thieneman at 25. Day one starter and keeping Allen's defense a little unpredictable.

Gets lined up for a promotion, accepts a promotion, believes he's being promoted, but the Bears don't get picks because... its not a promotion because the Falcons hired a guy over the top of him anyway for not-the-named-position? Yeah this is still just stupid.

Jeez just at me next time

"Great Shape/Best Shape Of His Life" szn

Late to this (its on pause while we make dinner) but #ToC7 predictions: Tila over Lee Voltaggio over Gilbert Tila over Voltaggio

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): This "payton-dot-oh-god-dot-jpg" is the one I get the most mileage out of.

All set to leave for the weekend, but of course, waiting on one last work pickup. Yes, they've been told when I'm leaving. Yes, they'll be last minute.

DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY 9 HOURS REMAIN

New saddest story in 6 words just dropped. "Newly found, couple's shoes, load-bearing"

Folks... I don't like the Cubs' chances in this one.

MORNING OF THE 103RD DAY 55 HOURS REMAIN

You know what Pay, me too.

Permission to add to the silly picture thread?

Tech's initial diagnosis based here is a RAM stick either went bad or loose (which tracks since this is a memory hardware check...). But we'll see.

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Bruce Pearl: Everybody: SHUT UP PEARL.

Shifting from "Bears Can't Find QB" discussion to "Can't the Cubs Keep One Damn Homegrown Starter Healthy" since 2002

Happy 6th birthday to the goofball.