preorder the album: psychostick.com/flesheating

Happy Godzilla Day!

Oh, hey Florida.

Collect those publishing royalties!

When is Put Your Phone On Silent Day?

It begins! Huge thanks to everyone who bought tickets early.

BREAKING NEWS: NASA has found a potential sign of past life on Mars. www.nasa.gov/news-release...

This might be the best finance book I've ever read.

Being kind boosts mental health more than seeking joy. Evidence: Doing 3 random acts of kindness a week is enough to reduce depression, anxiety & loneliness. It's more beneficial than doing nice things for yourself. Self-care feels good, but generosity builds lasting bonds.

this message is brought to you by me and the 12 boxes of Danimal Cannon CDs I have in my basement

Thank you Atlanta!

Just started an Alien marathon to prepare for Alien Earth. Who else is crossing their fingers for an adult Newt cameo? She didn't die if you ignore Alien 3!

The Toxic Crusaders are BACK! 💥 Clean up Tromaville in this retro-style brawler, featuring 7 playable heroes, power-ups, and pure Troma madness! Coming to PC, Switch, Xbox, & PlayStation on December 4, 2025! #ToxicCrusaders WATCH THE TRAILER: youtu.be/FeDPCWurjdE

Toxic Crusaders, the video game we did the soundtrack for, is coming out December 4th, 2025! REJOICE OR 'SPLODE! Or both. Just do both. Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2303850/...

You don't know you need this book yet, but you do.

We made a song for this video!

Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine. If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.

Tonight's show in Denver is SOLD OUT! Thank you!

Epic finale!

Check out these screenshots from the new Toxic Crusaders Gameplay Trailer @ The MIX Summer Showcase ☢️ Releases on all platforms Q3, 2025! Featuring an Original Soundtrack by @psychostick.com and Physical Release by @limitedrungames.com!

Thanks to @twrpband.bsky.social and @nspband.bsky.social for letting us corn boy.

I found a database of venues (mostly North America) that have pledged to never take a merch cut from a band. This makes a huge difference!

Here's to the woman at the grocery store yapping on speaker phone while the person on the other end was also yapping, neither of them pausing for even a moment to listen to the other.

I finished tracking drums for this yesterday! 15 songs? Nah, more like 45...

This episode is way too real in 2025.

We’re up for TWO Webby Awards in Science & Education — for social media and short-form video! The Academy picks one, but the People’s Voice is up to you. Your support got us here. Please consider voting for us! vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting... and vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

SURPRISE!!! Check out these RAD bands joining us and @twrpband.bsky.social for the Pure Elegance Tour in Chicago, Raleigh, Phoenix, San Fransisco, and Los Angeles!!!! We’re looking forward to ROCKING YOUR FACES OFF.

Tech N9ne just did the most wholesome but aggressive shout out ever. Start at 2:40...

Death metal fests have the best names. I wanted to see who Pig Destroyer is playing with and I found ASS COBRA!

This EP is awesome. Canada got pissed!

Our last batch of shows in 2025 are with the one and only, Polkadot Cadaver!!

My band tours with Mushroomhead every 7 years (2011, 2018, 2025). We're basically cicadas.

Impostor syndrome is a paradox: -Others believe in you -You don't believe in yourself -Yet you believe yourself instead of them If you doubt yourself, shouldn't you also doubt your judgment of yourself? When multiple people believe in you, it might be time to believe them.

If I had a dollar for every time our booking agent had to kill a show's merch cut...

EXCITING/ELEGANT NEWS!!! @psychostick.com is joining us and @twrpband.bsky.social at our show in CHICAGO on Apr 9! Tickets are running low so DON’T MISS OUT.

Wait, the Sex Pistols are back? 2025 is confusing.

More tour dates on the way! Ticket links here: psychostick.com/tour

Every time you tell a band to come to your town, a child loses a balloon.

My first ever custom kit!

Musicians--I am halfway through this and it is already in the "must read" category.

Ooooo, almost ready.

After years of parodies, the tables have turned!

I was looking up sheet music for a parody we're working on, and I found #1 Radio $ingle. Who the hell is spending $10 on that silly song?

We recorded drums for two new songs today. One of them was inspired by Worf! (Not lyrically, but the vibe definitely was).

The clearest sign of intellectual chemistry isn’t agreeing with someone. It’s enjoying your disagreements with them. Harmony is not the combination of identical sounds. It’s the pleasing arrangement of different tones, voices, or instruments. Creative tension makes beautiful music.

On a more positive note, we're super excited to play Vancouver for the first time ever!

I bought our flights to Vancouver today to play Hyperspace Metal Fest. Air Canada, you are officially a bunch of bozos! Thanks for tracking my cookies and doubling the cost of the flights. I bought them through United instead, operated by Air Canada...so the exact same flights. $1,200 difference.

Hey gamers, I need your help. I'm trying to figure out which Castlevania game I played when I was a kid in the 90s. I know it was on either NES or Sega Genesis (those were the only consoles my friends had at the time). Does that narrow it down at all?

I'm not crazy.

One of the students in my cognition class told me her husband used to download my band's music from Limewire when he was a teen. I asked her to guilt trip him into buying a shirt to make up for his bygone treachery!