the Doomsday, the Purple People Eaters, the Iron Curtain, the No-Name, they have nothing on the Wet Tissue Paper on display here.

20. Boston only once (though Logan 4 or 5 but only headed somewhere else.)

How long before the archives are told to purge any pro free trade speeches from past Republican presidents?

“You have a lot of questions for someone who seems to have all the answers.”

Things Trump believes he has: - blanket immunity - total control of govt spending - right not to be ridiculed or criticized - charisma - sense of humor - friendships with world leaders - economic knowledge - health - a low handicap - well-tailored suits - respect

We are going to have a great pyramid in Arlington, aren’t we?

Polamalu looks like a huge Ronnie James Dio in that extended shampoo commercial.

Geno Stone and tackling are separate circles on the Venn diagram.

Just finished Never Flinch. In Sep23, I decided to start at Carrie and read through all the Stephen King book length fiction in publication order. 📚💙 #booksky

Uninhibited mosh pit

If the World Series ends up being Mariners v Brewers, expect a surge in stories and interest in the 1969 Seattle Pilots. The Ms exist because the Pilots moved to Milwaukee in 1970.

@jamesgunn.bsky.social touching talk about your father on the podcast. Made me think about my dad. Gonna miss Peacemaker.

Nobel for Literature: Hmm? Atwood, Rushdie, Can Xue, Murakami, Murnane, even Atwood seem likely. But I’m thinking Anne Carson or Louise Erdrich, or a poet from a small country. Allende would be shocking. Pynchon would be terrible.

If the Blue Jays go on to win it all, Trump will…?

So the Bearcats have figured something out.

Peace is strength. Truth is courage. 🌿 #GandhiJayanti #NonviolenceDay

Apparently there are no tariffs on gold leaf.

Most common defense I hear is “both sides do it” as if that is either a valid justification or remotely accurate.

I’m getting tired of the Francona - Mills love story.

I can’t stop watching Mary Hart and Bert Sugarman(?) behind the plate.

We need an Onion piece on generals and admirals doing PT led by the idiot SECDEF.

I’m hoping The Onion has some Quantico Officers Club posts lined up. A bar room brawl when drunk generals determine who is tougher after hearing Hegseth’s inspiring warrior speech.

What’s worse? Continuing with this hot mess or spicing up the hot mess by losing a draft pick to bring in Russell Wilson?

Well the Bearcats game was fun to watch for 4 minutes.

This is incredible. Big Ag and other farmers have a large market completely ripped away because of a damaged man making capricious decisions.

Cowboy saying of Andujar, “He loves that hole,” will be my newest ringtone.

This could be a 45 minute game.

I hardly ever repost without at least tacking on some snark. This complete clusterfuck in Florida with 1800 unaccounted for people is a horrific event.

It’s likely that this happened to them, in which case, again, this should be much bigger news. We can’t just disappear thousands of people without notifying anyone www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I’m hoping for some excellent deals in the post-rapture real estate market.

Clearly Trump is trying to control speech solely because of his malignant narcissism. He does care about the rule of law or the politics. All of this is about perceived slights. The Millers of the admin leverage this for the nefarious objectives. Others are damaged goods left alone (Patel/RFKjr)

No pizza? Cmon Hunter!

That overturned call just cost the Reds a run. No reason to reverse that call.

This month’s Imprimis by Mollie Hemingway is a load of 💩. Supposedly debunks the Russian interference in 2016 and she ignores all of the bipartisan conclusions because of a minor tradecraft criticism? Ooookay. Must be good money selling out your country. Why else do this?

Oh man the MLB transaction bot is noting every player’s number change to 21 for Clemente. I missed this for Jackie Robinson Day.

Reading “How Democracies Die” and every warning is now a fact.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t a grunge album.

Can’t even understand these posts because of joke. (Though sadly I understood the Reds one.)

Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title: Tom Clancy’s Little Red Book

Did the Trump admin take a 10% stake in Cracker Barrel?

Andujar loving these easy RBIs. EDLC in scoring position on first.

I’ve got an idea for a commercial: let’s put Livvy Dunne at the 50 yard line in clawfoot tub bubble bath. Genius!

Greene throws strike 5 to retire the side.

Let’s lose some sleep this week with west coast games! My favorite road trips. Work productivity plummets. Might as well be a week of Business Day getaway games.

“Back in the 2nd”? This IS the second.

Slightly diminish a band: Hurry

“Evict the homeless”? Does that mean provide housing? Otherwise it makes no sense.

Brutal FC Cincinnati match. An out of the blue red card changed the game completely. Zaha had a quality strike.

So weird having a 9th inning without 2 on and no outs.