Just goes to show you never k ow what you will find on Facebook marketplace. Heh, that’s not far from me but ouch that seems overpriced

#ThriftStorePorn Ok… um, you are not going to believe this. In fact, I’m not necessarily sure I believe that myself $7.99 in a thrift store and today I got 4 collectors edition alpha cards (1993) & 4 antiquities strip mine For a thrift store, this is literally unheard of

Spotted in Wallyworld… I snickered

Don’t mind me, Mammas playin Pull tabs tonight 😏

Playing with my toys tonight & getting cards ready for PSA. In a hypothetical perfect world this grouping is worth over $70k if all PSA 10 (lol, they won’t be) Just for fun, I labeled each of the most expensive 10 with their hypothetic perfect prices. $25k+ in cardboard 😂😂

Forgive my silence. I had to get through my Bday & Xmas which used to be important I’m coming to terms with who I am now Someone just asked if I wanted to be tied up after years of futility Sickening dread set in rather than excitement or horniness I had to say no thanks 😤

Depending on how that twitter poll goes a lot of changes may be coming. I do like bluesky, but some pieces of luggage may get left on the Twitter platform as the train leaves the station…

The fuse has been lit… bets on which way it will go? Supposedly 13k accounts still follow It’s live for 7 days Shall we witness the end of the Tornado that was Rubberasylum?! Tune in next week! Same Bat time! Same Bat channel… I should auction off the ability to push the delete button 😏

Intercourse and Outercourse: Introduced in the 80s with the AIDS epidemic… You know when you tie that hot guy up and edge him for hours? That’s “Outercourse” …but then again so is Oral and Anal, so you have options for the evening 😂

I’m sorry, what!? Who hired a fucking nanny to police what TCG cards I can look up. …You must be joking me

sure I get into petty quarrels and dumb arguements over the dumbest things...but at the end of the day I will always and forever love my hubby kat @rubberasylum.bsky.social even with all of his weird imperfections I'd be an absolute wreck if I suddenly lost him

Ah, I see it's been disarmed...

#KinkTips *cough* Used tattoo chairs… *cough* Inkbed is a top choice… *cough* Facebook Marketplace… *cough* (This one’s missing its arms) 😈

Stop judging a It’s a medical device! I’m Kegeling! lol, my doctor prescribed it! I vacuum while Kegeling! I run while Kegeling! As I get older I have to make sure I get in my daily exercise, so stop snickering! 😂

Stringy~ 📸: @indigoo.slimydragon.fun, edited by me #Latex #RubberFur #WaM #slime

#NewWritingsSoon I challenge you to imagine… Your partner dies in front of you. Life’s winds shift & you lose your home & over $100k You’re now suddenly broke You plan a memorial for months & almost no one comes. I ended up trying to take my life How would you be doing?

I just inherited my grandfather‘s office furniture that he brought with him from Berlin in the 1930s The chairs are early 1900s empire style mahogany (lol valued in this day of age at $2K a chair) As for the secretary desk, I’m having a hard time finding it’s maker (Mein Opa)

ASYLUMPAWS IS FINALLY LIVE!! The store still needs work, but I should stop dragging my paws 😁 There are only 10 available slots for rubber paws & 10 available slots for leather paws First served first come 😏 asylumpaws.etsy.com

#MISSIONIMPROBABLE I’m still designing the store, so I have no comment on the location of the 20 (live) available commissions *Stretches & yawns* I’ll work on the store more tomorrow. Hopefully no one figures out where this screenshot came from before I get back. 😈 GL 😁

ACHTUNG!! ASYLUMPAWS HAS OPENED A STORE!! Soon we will soft launch with a limited number of commission slots available Two slots have already been taken by those asking to be able to support our recent move Keep an eye on this account for news of the drop!

For Halloween this year I went as @grimmycoyote.bsky.social 😁

HELP WANTED: Do you want a custom pair of Asylumpaws? Do you know Wordpress well and have an eye for Wordpress design? Do you offer fast solutions for a relatively straightforward 3-4 section redesign of an existing site? Rubber or Leather… you tell me DM if serious 😏

lol. Yeah, this is how an HR lady gets shot at work 😂

RIP Pup 😢

Does that mean that puritan, right wing christians have a findom kink? 😂

This morning one of my partners made me come to church with him 🤣🤣 Wait… if I talk about Jesus people will give me 10% of their pay!? I an starting to see the light Praise Jesus! 😊

Lol… I’m having a scene idea 😂 Super sticky drool 😏

I have found the new blanket for my rubber bed that I am building The white rubber will be perfect with the padded cell bondage bed I’m going to be making.

Nobody's perfect

#BuildingUpToWritingMyStory Do you know what happens when you stuff a box too full? The tears started showing in 2014 A slew of dramas all at once became a bite more than I could chew… …that’s when a furry guardian angel appeared Still getting set up I begin writing soon

#BuildingUpToWritingMyStory This new sona of Asylum was fun at first. An anonymous identity where I could openly say things I wouldn’t otherwise have the guts to Every drama, every whisper about Asylum was all swallowed & buried deep My self bondage bed kept my stress in check

#BuildingUpToWritingMyStory I was asked how it’s possible that I’m an introvert I built Asylum to be everything I wasn’t A shield I didn’t know I had cPTSD I swallowed all, shoved it deep & stood with confidence as “Asylum” I own a pile of Pup faces & Ive never had the ability to make one mine

This is what being courted by @pupwilder206.bsky.social is like, as I do my damndest to push away a pup who’s determined: “I’m a monster” “I know” “I have PTSD!” “That’s ok” “I can be a truly unpleasant person during an episode” “I wanna train under you” “DAMNIT OSGOOD, I’M A MAN!!”

#BecauseOfAsylum Never Have I ever part 2: *Been play kidnapped *Experienced the gear heavy CnC/TPE play I enjoy bringing to others *Been muzzled by another Dan is introverted & shy Asylum is the “sona” that answered that problem Asylum was created so Dan never got hurt again #LastFuckGone

#BecauseOfAsylum Never Have I Ever: *Been bound & fucked in full gear *Tried a Vac-tower/vac cube *Tried the inflatable hog sack I used on others before I sold it before it rotted away here *Felt special in the gear I’ve spent 100k+ on (my bed alone is $10k) #LastFuckGone

No wonder his son was famous for getting nailed for hours

I’m writing my Autobiography. Over 30 years of zigs, zags, twists, turns, sex, drugs, cocks & trolling FEATURING; …Drug dealers, strippers, zoophiles, gang bangers, loan sharks, abuse & more bondage than 50 shades of gray (An equal amount of abuse) 😏 Lol Cumming Soon… 😘

…and then on the eighth day, God said “Let there be kink!” And God damn It, it was good.

#KinkTips (Or: How I learned to not break the bank and love the bomb) 😏 Bondage Belts: Many cheaper replacement options are built of heavier materials than the leather most makers overcharge for. However for something actually built for your waist might I suggest a Kitesurfing Harness?

The next employer who mentions that they will need two week notice if you ever quit, tell them that’s fine you need the same in writing if they ever fire you “Excuse me!?” “Oh good, we understand each other” 😏

A recreation of the Pup whose trying to get through Asylums walls: “Bark” “No” “Bark?” “No” “Bark!” “No!” “I’ll tie you up” “Wait, what?” “Bark” “That’s not what you…” “Bark” “But you just…” “Bark” “Sigh… I should call the Dr. The PTSD is getting worse” Lol 😏

I’m a Rare Board Game dealer by trade at the moment. While I sell other things, rare and expensive board games are my specialty. Today I was hit up by my first Major Con to provide Board Games for their attendees Hehehe Giggity. 😏

There always that one boy who’s a secret crush, has been for a while, and you’ve never said anything… Now I know their voice 😈 …you know this whole being out of fucks thing is really freeing. I’m gonna be honest. lol 😁

Lol, someone replied yesterday… “Why is it when someone is interested in me I only get heartbreak & disappointment and never end up with a nice pair of shoes out of it?” lol! To be fair, I’ve never had a boy give me a pair of shoes But there is very little I wouldn’t do if it would make you hard

#KinkQuestion I seem to be in a good mood this morning after the pup just left after staying overnight. Our deep conversation on things got me thinking… What is something, that is done to you IRL would piss you off, yet if it happened in the bedroom would have you hard?

Isn't your whole thing being trapped? 😏

The pup who (for the lack of a better word) courting me… (I need a fainting couch) …he’s a sneaker pup & I got a gift he wants to see on my feet He tells me he’s here for me & thinks I’m cute Every alarm is going off ITS A TRAP …but… the shoes are pretty & supposedly they’re special *blush*

Late last night POV I crawled in to it myself, but still that’s a first in 18 months Right now there’s an adorable puppy in my home who is doing his damndest to get my attention Sweet pup Huge dick Heh, I don’t trust anyone anymore so this guy is having to scale a mountain to climb my walls 😏

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