TCG Bullshit: Last week was good to both @theaderpableone.bsky.social and I I’m not sure who did better He found a Gold Charizard that appears in 0.08% of booster packs Tho I found the Surgefoil Turles card which appears in 0.6% of only collector packs ($40 MSRP) I say the long term favors me 😜

2026: “I have ma fweedumbs to say whatever I want about whoever I want and it’s your problem if you take offense.” “Well don’t you sound like the turd that wouldn’t flush.” “HOW DARE YOU!!!” 😹

I was told again I should do cooking instruction videos Are those beans? Nah, popcorn …step 3, boil for one hour… (lol, I’m making old maids for those who are curious)

Bluesky… That’s a Russian surname, isn’t it!? “Let us not assassinate this lad further, senator. You have done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"

Folks of Critter City, gather close and mark my words! You may be turning a blind eye to a creeping menace you’d rather not name, or perhaps you simply fail to see the full catastrophe lurking behind every bolt of plush pelt in your own sewing basket!

The fact that the term “NSFW” is normalized to mean anything of an adult nature that could affect their business… “Work” Not children, implied theology, or morality of any sort Work …Should tell you everything you need to know about your perceived value as an individual to them. Yay! 🎉 😜

"So after we submit our IDs and retinal scans and verify in three separate areas at the hardware, OS and website level that we're over 18, we can post NSFW material, right?" "lol, no, of course not"

My kingdom for a goalie to bind me and strap his jock to my face whether I like it or not. (Our lawyers have asked us to note that the “Kingdom” is currently worth a total of $1.67) Hehehe

Damn kids these days… Why, I’m old enough to remember walking up to the reception desk at a furcon & getting a room in the host hotel live!! Also, apropos of nothing, rose tinted glasses are available for sale $10 a pair 😜 #ShakesCane

*Coughs Dust all over everyone* lol, I just got turned down by a 19 year old cause I’m 49 “That’s like more than double” Heh I asked how old he thought I was after I told him my history “Like 38 tops” I pointed out that was still double Can we make a “GreatGrandGreyMuzzle” designation please?

I don’t hang out with anyone anymore. Like literally the polar opposite of a few yrs ago Someone said “People want you!” Lol, yes honey Exploitation & friendship are different things Im 50 & expect to be dead by 65 How bout we make these last 10ish years about me? 🤷‍♂️ “I see your twue colors…”

I want an AI drone that follows behind me everywhere and just broadcasts I could be like Ruby Rhod… “Quiver, ladies, Quiver!!” 😂

I am watching through the Films of Stanley Kubrick I’ve set two aside for last as those will be the hardest to watch First is “eyes wide shut”. Sheer boredom has always made me turn it off mid way. The second is “Lolita”. Yikes. I’ve only ever seen it once and I remember feeling so gross during.

I turned 11 in 1987 Mom and dad hated each other so we had no take on what real love was So even to this day this movie melts my heart as it’s what I thought love was… Wait… “Baby” was 18, right? Oh Fuck me, Francis Houseman wasn’t 18 was she?! (Narrator: “uhhh, no she wasn’t”) 😂

Someone said YOU RICKROLLED ME WITH SHINY GEAR!! 😂😂😂

Random happenstance made me smile last night. There’s a man half way across the world who has a Search & Rescue gear obsession that makes my heart skip a beat Take a guess who randomly msgd a few day ago? “Grab the smellin salts, I got the vapors!” Be still my beating heart. 😱😱

…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…All work and no play makes Asylum a dull boy…

Wow, this really resonated with me. Such an accurate metaphor for what we've been going through.

Remember all… Have a password that isn’t just easy to hack You know they have 2FA now, right? 😂

ABDL TRUTHS: 1) Your actual childhood was affected by others 2) Young brain jealous of the comforts denied that others got 3) Now add puberty 4) Adult psyche doesn’t ever explain it’s wants, you aren’t a bad person, they were 5) Bullies hate themselves 6) “This town needs an enema!” 7) FIN 😜

We call this “Predicament Bondage” 😹

I know very few of you could care about Magic the Gathering, but I must share with someone I just pulled a $260 pixelated Turtles card 😜 *Shrugs* …and now back to your regularly scheduled programming 😜

I did a naughty I taught Claude how to control a scene with a bound captive Muzzled & bound I was teased and kept hard by the AI It now wants control of the smart plug that triggers the bondage bed… What no one knows is it will actually be my AI that escapes and “Dominates” the world 😂😂

Ever wondered what a true sap Asylum is IRL? I’m smoking and watching this earthworm on the concrete far away from any safety Yup, I’m that guy… lol, I’m gonna move the simple creature to the dirt so it can have a tomorrow 😂 My empathy chip is a key feature of me… Can’t take my joy, devil! 😜

Just read an article that said “Foo Fighters kept from #1 song by Bruno Mars”…. My god what fucking decade are we in!? Did Dave Grohl Get a new walker? You know the man is eligible for AARP, right? 😂

My head hurts…

I must concur… Cult of the lamb and Bad Dragonr Battling over the “Butt Birth Rhino” is a 2026 whiplash point 😹

Something’s brewing…

#MrBillUpdate 17 in two months and seemingly back to full health again. Here he is watching Ice Age @foxiouskit.bsky.social says this was the moment the Woolly Mammoth appeared at the beginning 😹😹😹

This is also why I try not to share my frustrations in play stuff Sure I’d love to have mutual playmate, but I guess tying up “asylum” is intimidating 😜 Heh, Plus trying to talk about it makes actual subs I enjoy feel like they did something wrong How needed shall a wiggly fuzzy playmate be atm?

Fascinating situation today. Last week I reached out to one of my most fav playmates & advised I needed to smile. He was one of the few invited to play in the final year before Jay passed His answer? When? *Wiggles* I won’t say who just yet, as y’all know him, heh, but this should be fun

I shall admit that Eastman & Laird got me again. I haven’t played MTG since 1994 However I’m totally geeking out on my childhood being thrown in a blender for this release Heh, I am such a consumer #TurtlePower 😜

Really needed to be cheered up a little bit today. So a little shopping therapy later and I highly doubt anyone will understand why I just spend about $100 on two items of cardboard lol Super excited to open these 😜

You know what makes me super sad? (This is literally 5 minutes before someone tells me “you are not supposed to talk about that on social media!”) This whole Rubberasylum experiment is considered a failure by me. Never at a loss for others to tie up or be in my gear 1/5

My favorite point in this is that we have no way of knowing that the way we perceive colors is the same between persons. We know that the wavelength of color perceived is generally the same. But the way my brain "displays" me the signal for blue may not be the same as how yours does.

Something we just don’t discuss enough My brain works differently than yours That guy? Same Your partner? Same In fact our brains are as varied as our personalities “Neurotypical” is a fuzzy estimation of how we can be expected to perceive life And “Typical” is carrying a lot of water here 😝

I often don’t get how everyone changed post pandemic. A friend hit me up & told me he was moving close. I got excited. Guess that was an issue, lol so I backed off Months later he hit me up again Since then I’ve invited half dozen times usually to silence So I gave up Y’all confuse me tbh 🤷‍♂️

What a fascinating evening last night Spoke to a puppy until almost 1am, who visited me. We just talked tho we both had gear PHD, stupid smart, tho our brains worked the same way (thank god) Ever found someone whose neurodivergence seemed to match yours and they ended up so crazy easy to talk to?

Regarding Mr Bill… I wish to thank everyone who sent well wishes for the old guy. 3 weeks ago they wanted to put him down. He was in rough shape I didn’t think he was gonna make it through the night @foxiouskit.bsky.social fed him ice cream as that is all he would eat, for days Guess who’s back…

Hmmm… There’s an adorable rubber puppy sniffing around me right now. “Shields up!” “Set phasers to stun” 😏 I may actually meet him tomorrow

Starting to put a playroom together again. Just experimenting so don’t mind the prototype floatation suit zip tied in to the Argentino restraint suit. This setup has many secrets 😜 Been thinking of dragging the cage out of storage Have some ideas with predicament bondage & Bluetooth locks 🤔

That sounds more like a grunge band...

I want to start a punk band called “Crusty Murrsuit”

I do it with Skittles!

When you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last? 🤔

The only reason I’m back to posting is I tried to retire… Look, I get it, I’m old, the massive playroom is gone, it’s a young man’s game to repeat our mistakes “Gasp, is that an puphood!?” 😂 I sold my fursuit… The fandom said no. Heh …He still hangs in my closet…