Always thought the concept of the 'neck pour' was a load of old tosh - science agrees 😁 (from the Whisky Vault FB page) www.americaniconspirits.com/post/the-nec...

America. This is where you should realise what your right to bear arms is about - overthrowing tyrannical government and not just slaughtering school kids. Your great nation is being ruined by a slavering incompetent orangutan with criminal tendencies.

My Easter was fantastic. Nice letter from Police Scotland saying my wallet that went missing on Feb 13th has turned up. And if I want it back I have to go to Aberdeen to get it. There’s no money in it and the cards have been replaced. All apart from my offshore Vantage Card. 🧵

Glen Scotia Campbeltown Harbour 40%. Been given it as a surprise present. What’s it like?

Currently listening to “A Night At The Opera”. It’s a massive blast from the past. A finer Queen album you will not find.

BrewDog in a nutshell www.instagram.com/reel/DVdu-nz...

One thing more bitter than the crap BrewDog produced, it’s the fact that hundreds have lost jobs or investments, while James Watt and Martin Dickie are a lot richer thanks to everybody they took advantage of. Watts book about business is testament to what a scamming twat he was in my opinion.

BrewDog to be sold next week. German brew plant to be liquidated. After the sale can we finally drop the “Punk”, “Craft” pretexts and stop pretending that they aren’t as corporate as everybody large brewery with its own pubs?

Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine always cheers you up. Especially when you remember that they were the first to suss out Phil Schofield was a bad ‘un, so they gave him a punch. Almost as good as hearing 5 Star being called “F**king crap” on Going Live.

I bet Andrew was hoping the police at his door this morning were birthday strippers…

Here’s a small business advisor you may want to avoid. Shares becoming worthless, who’d have thought that could happen with any company? The whole point of EFP was to recoup your investment by using the value of your benefits ie discounts. 🤦🏻‍♂️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Afternoon drinking on an empty stomach is big and clever. Especially when on a jolly to Aberdeen.

Today’s interview highlight was the candidate with three years experience trying to tell me how to do my job. Didn’t let me get a word in edgeways either. And swearing more than once. The HR lassie was horrified. As coarse as I can be, there are places for proper decorum, and this was one.

Not a good day yesterday. Went to visit a colleague who was in hospital only to discover he passed 5 mins before I arrived. Spent the hour and a half journey from one end of Speyside to the other thinking of positive thoughts to be landed with that. Whisky doesn’t help in these times.

For those wanting to get the first bottling from the Cairn Distillery. www.thecairndistillery.com/whisky/singl... So much for the distillery saying they weren’t going to sell this online. Must have a few left!

Reviewing CV’s. Agency guy trying to get a job with our company says he’s worked on a vessel I used to work on. I check dates and rotas. Shame that I was there when he said he was. Lies CV 🚮🗑️

I can’t believe I got to my age and never made lasagne. Burst that duck last night. I prefer my bolognaise to be honest.

BrewDog shutting their distillery. One step at a time. Next stop their pish beer. Craft my arse. Brewdog to stop making spirits at Scottish distillery www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

For whisky drinkers celebrating Burns tonight, remember he worked as a gauger. Not a friend of the illicit whisky drinker!

It would have been rude not too. However they were trying to push me to more expensive bottles. £50 for 57%.

Will US tariffs on UK over support for Denmark and Greenland spell further misery for the Scotch whisky industry?

The Cairn - the official story is that the 3 year old release was made because they tasted it at 3 y.o and felt it was worth a sneak peak of 1,000 bottles. However their first official release of core range will still be at 12 years old.

Shaping up to be a solo tour of the Cairn!

For a pretty inactive account, I’ve had a spate of new followers, most without a drinks connection at all. I suspect the bots are working overtime to check on any political comment I may make.

I left X as it was full of right wing conspiracists, racists and the fact Musk is a zoomer, now that Grok has made AI imaging a premium feature, is it not now the acceptable face of misogynists, sexual predators and paedos? Ironic, given Musk labelled the Thai cave rescue diver a paedo…

Narrowly avoided a New Years Day trip to A&E when my wife didn’t listen when adding wine to a pan full of meat juices. And boiling hot fat. It was going well until she put it back on the hot hob. For the second time we have fat and red wine marks on the kitchen ceiling. She was warned…

Today I properly break my (enforced) teetotalism properly. My main New Year’s resolution is to get back on the barley juice. Have a good New Year and all the best for 2026.

Ballindalloch Mail Drop - 11 year old Single cask. CS NCF NC. £195. That pricing would bring tears to a glass eye.

It’s a new entry for #ratemyrowie. Strathisla bakery in Keith this time. They have their fan base, but it’s a fail on this attempt, but with mitigating circumstances. Read thread for more. 🧵

It may not be the end of the world, but I could certainly see it from here. Tax demand, car breakdown, tons of snow, 7 hr wait for the RAC and they didnt show. Now daughter loads dirty dishes into machine full of clean ones. #shiteday

Roseisle Maltings temporarily ceases production www.northern-scot.co.uk/news/we-look...

If Bluesky has done nothing else, I’m grateful for the fact it’s led me to focus a lot less on social media. Perhaps it’s all had its day…

New Fridge today, but my malaise with electrical appliances continued with the vacuum cleaner tripping the mains breaker. Running out of stuff to break…

Not going to say where I stayed in the Middlesbrough area last night was rough, but… The driver of the white van said it was his fourth time getting broken into at that location. The hotel was going to wait until 8am to inform the blue van driver know. Shite day for him incoming.

Am in Northern England for work. So, do any of you drivers around here know what a mirror is or should they be optional extras?

Preparing for the 2026 whisky festival season. Handwash only. 😕

Clearing out a wardrobe and came across this old gem. From 8 Sqn. RAF Lossiemouth when they still used the ancient Shackletons. I had work experience there in Jan 1990. Been at least 3 decades since it last fitted!

My wife requested whisky sauce as we’re having haggis tonight. Despite me insisting that’s just for tourists, she wants whisky sauce. So today we are using lamb stock and unloved whisky. #unlovedwhisky #haggis #glendronach15revival

Accounts submitted to Companies House show Brewdog has lost £148m in the last 5 years. A story of Punk IPA & market capitalism👇 wp.me/p15p2Q-fcq

Feeling happy. Just worked out the bass intro to Schism. Just got to learn the rest of it. #tool

Music to my ears.

One for you whisky and train geeks… Under the tarpaulin at the Strathspey Steam Railway, Aviemore lies the remains of the locomotive Balmenach, used to haul wagons between the distillery and Cromdale station.

Just back from a weekend in Rome. Hotel whisky selection rather dubious. You know it’s a shithole when only JW Red makes it onto the shelves.

SNWF was a bit disappointing but met up with only one soldier from the usual crew. Cheers @whiskyfirme.bsky.social

Top tip. Call into @aberdeenwhiskyshop.bsky.social before the National Whisky Festival and get some bargains to prevent impulse buying the next day. The other top tip is to go when bursting for a wee-wee. You don’t dally long and it limits the wallet damage!

How will I know I feel like a shill if I don’t try it? Research is key. Know where your freebies come from.

Only one word needed in its elongated form. FFFF****CCCCKKKK!! Hob down.

Charlie Kirk. While I think violence in the name of politics is abhorrent as is murder, I can’t say that the world won’t be a better place with his misogynistic, racist and supremacist views not being broadcast. Good riddance.

I’m writing again. Some people may not like it though. But that’s half the fun.

Looking for a Daftmill? Nae so rare now, and they don’t seem to be instantly selling out. Tells a story…