You can get syphilis if you watch "Melania".

THE BONE TEMPLE. Best film of the series. How is it that Ralph Fiennes doesn't have an academy award and Adrien Brody has two?

THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE. Absolutely gorgeous filmmaking, bold, wild, fascinating but redundant and in the end, boring.

STAR FLEET ACADEMY. Who is this for? Who asked for it? Why in the year of the lord 2026 are we still seeing 30 year olds playing teens?

HAMNET. It's ok. Fine acting. Trying too hard to be an Important Film, but I have the feeling that in a couple of years few people will remember it.

PRIMATE. Dumb, trashy fun.

NO OTHER CHOICE. Weakest Park Chan-wook by far. Messy. Plot holes the size of a Kia Sorento. About 50 minutes too long.

What is Jill Stein doing now?

Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally: "Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."

ANIMALS. FUCKING ANIMALS.

I enjoy Threads, but it's packed with people obsessed with telling you how to eat, how to travel, how to watch movies and in general how to live your life.

WE BURY THE DEAD. Fun, original take on the zombie genre. Hated the ending, but it's definitely an interesting movie. Two and a half stars.

Curiosity killed the cat.

I feel like we forgot too soon the massive achievement of Katy Perry and the other ladies on that all-female mission. ALL-FEMALE.

They can't run THIS country, but they want to run Venezuela...

Is This Thing On? Meh. Finance Bro has a mid-life crisis; his ex-Olympian wife, his loving parents, his smart, healthy kids, his cute dogs and his big house are not enough... So he tries stand-up comedy. Whitest film of the season. Will Arnett is amazing, though.

The sad thing is this really devalues the FIFA Peace Prize.

Happy New Year.

It Was Just an Accident, Sentimental Value and The Secret Agent are very fine films... but a bit overrated.

I just read someone saying they're looking forward to the Big Beautiful obituary. It made my day.

The News Anchors were not ready.... 🤣 😂 🤣

Sunday Taquitos #8: Never Wrong Art by Ivan Ehlers.

Song Sung Blue. Unexpectedly fun.

Anaconda. One star. A few good jokes, but not enough to spend any time or money on it.

To be fair, Megyn Kelly is not very smart. She can't even spell MEGAN.

Love Actually is garbage and if you like it you need professional help.

I'm very proud of the fact that I never, EVER found Russell Brand funny.

Unpopular opinion.

It's not that these people are some of the dumbest, most incompetent and corrupt to ever hold any position of power. The problem is that there are still a few million DEPLORABLES that support them.

The funny thing about that dumb Melania documentary is that the people who would support it don't really go to movies and don't watch documentaries.

I'm sad to discover that someone I really like enjoy The Real Housewives... Dude. You're breaking my heart.

Why is there a Master Class with Kim Kardashian?

Shingles doesn't care.

Am I the only person that doesn't have a podcast?

What's a Eurovision?

When choosing a place for dinner, I actively avoid now places. that call themselves EATERIES, have a section for HANDHELDS (or worse, SANDOS) and their drinks are called LIBATIONS. Extra negative points if they use the words CURATED, URBAN and FEAST anywhere on the menu.

I'm just bluffin' with my muffin.

Rush Hour 4? What is this, 1998?

Someday we will be like Brasil.

My Threads account was canceled because I told a few deplorable ladies "Quiet, piggy!". But President Bozo can say it and nothing happens.

In Mexico, The Naked Gun movies are called "¿Y dónde está el policía? (And where is the cop?). Why? Because the Airplane! movies are called "¿Y dónde esta el piloto?".

White House To Add Pizza Shop With A Basement

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My drag queen name is Jerry Mandering.

I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"

The Coldplay thing was funny for about 10 minutes. Please move on. What's next, a Harlem Shake revival?