Yay, unexpected bonus ep of #MiltonJones coming up in 10m on yer very own BBC Radio 4! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Very dull new Mr Man character

Want to see my new stand up series being recorded for FREE? This Tuesday and the following Monday! Tickets: sroaudiences.com/shows.asp

July 15th and July 21st - St Swithins Day and National Get Your Dog Out Of The House Day, but also, unrelated, the dates that the new series of #GlennMoore'sAlmanac will be recording in London - and you can be in the audience! sroaudiences.com/shows.asp

Roll up, roll up! @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social returns to the Radio 4 airwaves with series 2 of #GlennMoore'sAlmanac, and you can be in the audience: www.sroaudiences.com/shows.asp Recording in London on 15th and 21st July - air conditioned, and crucially, free!

A Clump of Plinths

Goodbye to the man who gave us grey John Major eating peas, the man who nurtured generations of writers, the man who wore an air of slightly tousled bafflement at his own brilliance. Ringing people today I began to realise just how many threads connected us all back to Bill

Wonder what goes on in there.

I'm renaming it the Guelph Of Mexico. Screw all you Ghibellines

It is incorrect to say the economy was crashed by Liz Truss. In actual fact, the economy was trashed by Liz Cruss

Gutted been working on a "Musk/Rat Love" gag for weeks and now this

Citric

Spiffy

Rumbustious

My plans for tonight you ask? Well, at 11.30 I may have a crisp.

Happy Gaviscon Hour for those who celebrate

Quick question, who else got an aluminium foil model of a 5 rouble Batum "Aloe Tree" 1919 issue in their stocking?

... and Myrrth! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

... Frank Nonsense... www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

yay Pozzitive bring you three gifts on this very Christmas Day GOLD www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

It's time to give the Government the slightly bendy upsetting finger

You will be visited by three spirits

4.8 hours is one of my five a day

Euphemism

Odd design choice and a massive typo for the Sharpe actor's biography

Good morning! Since you asked, here's the ever-elegant Bill Nighy sporting a tiny safety-based bra

Am going seriously off-brand and meeting some people for a "roast" in a "pub". Help! Will I have to drink hot toddy? Will I have to wassail? WHAT ARE THE RULES

No YOU need a Henry Hoover Nativity Scene

A small but lovely thing. Like a non-absent mouse. If you like mice. But it's also nice if you don't. How's this post going for you?

We can't think of happier launch to our Bluesky than announcing that a new Christmas story by John Finnemore will be on Radio 4 this afternoon! Read by Adrian Scarborough, Not Even A Mouse is a Christmas story about a man who discovers it's never too late to change... 🎄 www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Cor thank you!

He's making a list Of guests at The Ritz The list isn't finite But somehow it fits David Hilbert's coming to town

He's m ng ist He’s check ice He find ou naught ice Norman Collier is comi town

And here's a lovely show graphic

Getting v excited about "Victoria Wood - Loose Chippings" on @BBCRadio4 tonight - linked by her own audio diaries recorded while making #dinnerladies www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m... presented by VW's biographer @JasperRees

Uh-oh - looks like someone's a genius... www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5_9...

Gregg you might think it's only Middle Class Women of a Certain Age but that's only because they're the ones who know which drawer the stamps are in

Well no-one needs to know my opinion on anything least of all the new Assisted Dying bill but by god there are going to be some cracking jokes to be had once companies start launching their products with fancypants names

Look at us all on your sofas and bothering your pets. Is payday coming? Can you afford NOT to know what happened when Miss Jane Marple of St Mary Mead visited EMI Studios? Or what Autobot Paul did to George Martin's car? ENTER THE MUL-TIE-VERSE... UK: amzn.eu/d/8eWHyLf US: a.co/d/0UDZgQd

I once told Paul Merton that he had to use the duck from the top of Victor Spinetti's stepladder

Yep, sent an offer email to someone saying "I'd be so pleased if you were interested" but saw afterwards that spellcheck had actually gone with ""I'd be so pleased if you were interred". Haven't heard back yet.

Enjoying life here so far although I'm worried I.might be suffering from a case of Japanese Language Cluster

Finally

Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?