Watching die hard Republicans slowly turn democrat and seeing the look of realization on their face when its pointed out is amazing.

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

Just something to think about if you believe in reincarnation... Hitler died in 1945. Trump was born in 1946.

Me at work on a near daily basis

Donate to your local food banks! People are going hungry. Share from your own pantry those items you have but never fix. Non perishables are needed (must be in date). Snacks are a rare treat. You can fix a meal in a bag using stuff from the dollar tree. DONATE TO YOUR LOCAL FOOD BANKS!!!

Ready to rip my hair out just 2.5 more hrs of this bullshit never become a manager yall its some bullshit they pay you babysit some grown ass kids gonna disappear in the woods and become bog witch scaring the shit outta everyone that sets foot in my bog by making them drink baileys from a shoe

Sees customer coming to the registers from the door with returns. Customer is a Karen. Cracks jokes with her anyways. Says she didnt find what she wanted on survey. I say "hard to find what anyone is looking for when they just walked in" while laughing. Customer gets pissed af. Happy Tuesday yall 🤦🏻‍♀️

Planning a work potluck is like pulling healthy teeth with floss. Everyone complains about being broke, they have no idea what to bring only to bring nothing but desserts, then complain bout there being no real food.

Blessed Samhain! Been between taking my other mother to doctors appts and work all day but had fun passing out candy to the kidlings

Change one letter, ruin a candy Jork Peppermint Patty

Highend store shopper - house trained, indoor only animals Target shopper - house trained, allowed outside, doesn't always need leash Walmart shoppers - indoor and outdoor if on leash Dollar store shopper - feral animals adjusting to human contact Outlet shoppers - fully feral

The urge to be THAT petty ass bitch is strong. But alas, I am too tired to fall to prey to my whimsy and must ignore the siren's call with great sorrow.

BMTH's Parasite Eve was written during covid about covid (if I'm remembering correctly), but it kinda fits nowadays, too, just in a different way.

The gif is wrong

Found out recently my job has been pulling the max allowed out of my paychecks for a 401K I never approved. Just logged into the site to see how much is there expecting maybe a grand. I was wrong... I was SOOOOOOOOOOOO wrong! If they would let me pull 100% of it most of my debts would be cleared.

Post a pic of you in glasses

Just had a coworker tell me I have competition for my gothness bc someone dressed more goth than me interviewed earlier today. Didn't realize being alt was a competition but ok I guess whatever you say 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄

Today's a rare day where I questioned why I'm manager at my job, seeing over more than half of our store, when my input and advice gets thrown out the window and ignored for the convenience of those above me. If you can't trust your team to run things in a manner that benefits both staff and...

Ya know, bankruptcy is looking better every day compared to the mountain of debt and collections from medical bills and credit cards that had to be used to keep a roof over my head

Sometimes I think about how if a lot internships weren't unpaid I could be in radio instead of retail but experience doesn't pay the bills

Friendly reminder for anyone that needs it: Don't spread yourself thin for people who call you family but treat you like trash. It's better to be alone than to be surrounded by fake love.

These fucking customers have tested my patience today. What part of "the isle is blocked off for your safety" do they not understand? Should've let the whole damn rack fall on the idiot and just shrugged and said i told you not to cross the barricade

Who wants to pretend to have an emergency so I can leave work early? Im tired of these asshole customers

I'm not a fan of fake webs, especially when it kills wildlife. I get people love halloween and the spooky vibes but but find an alternative, please 🩷

•Immigrants deserve safety and dignity, not cages •No human is “illegal” •Disabled rights are human rights •Workers deserve fair pay and respect, not exploitation •Kids deserve books and safe schools, not bans and bullets •Everyone deserves to exist authentically, safely, and without apology

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

House is ✨️clean and organized ✨️(ignore the dishes I'll get to em after dinner) Jeeps is having a blast laying on all the freshly cleaned furniture and spreading her fur everywhere

Did he get what he deserved? Yes. Should his death be celebrated? No. He will be made into a martyr whose rhetoric will be felt worldwide as the extremist conservatives' echo chamber to incite violence on those who don't fit their ideals of traditional white male conservative christian nationalist.

These people are on it today at work. Needless to say, I am overwhelmed. 1 more week, and I start my 12 day vacation.

My wife made me watch kpop demon hunters. Why are the songs so catchy? Who gave them the right?

Today feels like a Monday 🫩

On my last vape. I'm gonna become a nightmare when it runs out. I wish my coworkers good luck bc I will clap back and hurt feelings when they try to start their shit.

The dumpster fire for tonight has ended and it's back to my normally scheduled chaos. Thank fucking gods!

Work is a dumpster fire, as always. But on the plus side some people got caught in a lie and it's not gonna fall back on me

I also found these beauties and in the same stall and im so excited!

Found this at my local antique mall

Ya know what Newsom 2028. We need someone as batshit crazy that ain't afraid of playing as dirty as Cheeto Dust McPedo running for the dems. Let Newsom run wild and be free.

Monday is Monday-ing too hard. It's too early in the week for this bs.

Work switched to a new ai generated scheduling system. And man has it fucked everyone but me up. Ima enjoy my weekends off and mid shifts before everyone realizes it. Also gonna enjoy watching the others have to do closings nonstop for a while. Welcome to my world of pain and suffering baby!

🥳🎂 39 years old today 🎂🥳 living out of spite to piss off a dead fucker is glorious

Corp sends down the most asinine schematics that make zero sense. Then they reverse it 3 weeks later because it doesn't work like they wanted it to. We could've told them it wasn't gonna work. But what do we know? We're just the idiots running their store and keeping it organized.

To the tune of Chandelier by Sia 🎶I'M GONNA JUMP OF A FUCKING CLIFF A FUCKING CLIIIIIIIIFF I'M GONNA EXPLODE LIKE NUCLEAR BOMB A NUCLEAR BOOOOOOOOOMB🎶 So how's yalls day going?

I'm a perpetually exhausted pigeon. I'm just here at this point for food and to be considered a nuisance to many. I persist out of spite. Good luck getting rid me.

Work is gonna be the death of me. 1 person is on the verge of a panic attack, another is angry bc said person is on the verge of a panic attack when they caused said verge, another is going through a rough stuff at home, which has caused another to be upset bc they aren't themselves...

On today's episode of Dumbfuckery at Work, Evie is close to loosing her shit. She has been waiting 87yrs for her work bestie to return from war (he's on day 3 of vacation). And she works with the problem children tomorrow for her entire shift. Join us tomorrow to see if she snaps and looses her job.

My mental health has tanked dramatically. I need to get back on my meds but can't afford them. I have health insurance. What am I paying insurance for if it's not covering anything? Make it make sense.

Calling it now. Even in Arcadia is gonna be my most listened to song on Spotify wrapped this year.

Headache diaries: Day 7 This migraine is barely manageable even with meds. I fear I may perish. Tell my cat I love her and she is just a sweet baby ham. Tell my wife "do you even bra bruh", she'll understand what it means. Tell my job I'm ain't coming in, put away that fucking oujia board.

Stuck at work. Have a headache. Sudden thunderstorm. Stepped outside under the awning to enjoy it for a moment cause I don't get paid enough to not take my 15min break. Immediately smelled cheap weed. Headache is now worse.