Couldn’t resist getting these ridiculous mittens today

Deer said “Scuze me, I didn’t say you could take my picture”.

If I had to fancast for Knives Out 4. That or Muppets.

Mary Poppins for homicides should absolutely be the tagline for these films lol

well I’m gonna assume that Steve and Dustin saying “if you die, I die” means they’re safe. #strangerthings

I watched the new Knives Out movie and I am here for Benoit Blanc being a musical theatre nerd. #filmsky

I mean….i had to. #iykyk

Apparently one of the guys in the meat dept at my work has a crush on me. I’m super flattered and I think he’s nice, but I haven’t felt any attraction to him and he’s also 11 years younger. I don’t know if I could be with someone who wasn’t old enough to see Shrek in theater.

I saw this trend on threads and it was too cute not to share on here. Dresses that changed my brain chemistry

I didn’t even realize the golden globe nominations were coming out today. I feel so out of the loop.

I know I should change my pfp to something more christmassey but I don’t know what.

The idea of Dump and peace being in the same sentence is frying me.

Am I gonna have to watch the gay hockey show? Seems like everyone’s talking about it?

My Artist messages. Love that I got a bonus Finn with Djo lol. #spotifywrapped

Why did I agree to picking up a shift on my day off? Oh right, money. 😕

Bah humbug

I’m so fucking tired of my sister and lame fucking excuses for her poorly trained dog. I love him but there is a reason why I was against her getting a dog.

With Stranger Things season 5 premiering today, let me remind y’all that if Steve dies we riot in the streets.

Look what arrived today 👀

On my way to see Wicked. I have on a cropped green tank with a pink cardigan and my wicked socks.

Ok, bought my tix to see Wicked tomorrow evening. So excited.

I just bought my sister the TLOAS Cardigan. Didnt buy one for myself lol. And with that, I think Im done for her. #taylorswift

I think I’m obsessed with Laufey’s new Christmas Album.

Radio censorship is weird. Why is it ok for Sabrina to sing “tears run down my thighs” but “I get wet” is too much. Ma’am they’re the same thing. 🙄

This morning I said “Christmas is here”.

This is me to my core.

I love this but I still don’t know if I can really justify the price.

Do I treat myself to a bathrobe?

Here’s a little clip of “Lesbian of the year”. @thebeaches.bsky.social

Seeing The Beaches tonight!! @thebeaches.bsky.social

Ive added some more stuff to my pinterest gift ideas page.

Listening to the new 5sos album before work.

Ok my 911 live watch is on

Wait I got home and my abc channel is playing football at 9…where is 911?

I have been waiting for ornaments forever and they drop when I’m at effing work? And now the ones I want are gone? #taylorswift #taylornation

Working on my Christmas List for my lazy family lol

Who would you rather get freaky deaky with? Jacob Elordi’s creature or Bill Skarsgard’s Nosferatu? #forscience #askingtherealquestions #filmsky

Do I want to cosplay as Buck? Lol

Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post: “don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”

So I’ve been doing Duolingo for a year straight.

Home now - ready for #911onabc. Live thread below.

Im at work so I haven’t watched any clips - going into tonight truly blind, the way god intended 😉. #911onabc

Thought today was Thursday for a brief second and got excited.

Exactly. 🙂‍↕️ #911onabc

Can we finally all agree they nailed it?

Wait OMG!

Watching The Nightmare Before Christmas since it’s a good transition movie 😉

In 2 weeks I get to see The Beaches!