Once you know the components and the principles. You can create your monster. This wolf periodically craves the crunch of bones to Match the flavour of the meat on them. Now in a process of making hard tack and jerky. I will be sated. #beyou #temetnosce #hungrylikethewolf #foodplay

Emotional support bunny chases you!

Cataracts confirmed diagnosis. I mean, I knew they were there. The true extent was mind blowing when I saw the data. I saw the data. No, I did not. Cataracts hahahahaha. Last formal shift of 2025 and I’m having a laugh at myself. #domjoke #crickets #blindfaith #eyeseewhatyoudidthere

“After market diagnosis” will merely just dull the edge, but it won’t fix the fucking damage.

But dad. There is no…..oh forget it.

When the dessert serves itself.

Repost if trans deserve the right to have the option for Dr Pepper if they want it.

Fool! I CANNOT BE SILENCED! ok. Ok. I’ll be good.

Canada is my spiritual home. Rights are rights. Share or sign. There is no other choice you need.

*scent roll on you*

If it needs to be said, it needs to be heard.

Life is not a game. That makes it more fun if you know when to push x to doubt and square to interact.

There’s a quality to this that speaks to me.

Things I’ve carried in my life #83,757 The brittas empire, (Brit comedy) had the protagonist try and inform a guest presenter how to use their slideshow presentation with a “clicker” with an ever increasing amount of number of clicks. It was hysterical. #clickertraining #clicker #goodpet #domjoke

If you know, you know. And this is how the hanky code started.

Bluesky gave me a notification: Bluesky is more fun with friends! Import your contacts! I have “friends” that couldn’t process what I think about, let alone what I post on bluesky. Some social circles, do not overlap. #boundaries #socials #friendswithbenefits

MINE >:|

good night anon

This speedrun is too speed run. Slow down, enjoy the simple pleasures.

To quote the great John Becker M.D. You know Santa, the traditional greeting is Ho Ho Ho, If a pretty girl walks by and you just say Ho, she has every right to slap you. #seasonalbdsm #merrychristmas #domjoke And as a bonus, you are the gift that keeps on giving.

Him: hey you Bet: phphphobhbhbybhbhttttttt

All you need is love.

Let’s close this deal.

If you exist at the quantum level in a quantum state. You can literally be anything you like. Thanks dad, good night.

Play music. This nice, ice baby.

Eye contact. It is a tool. So versatile and so under utilised. Use it more. You’ll thank each other.

Such a good boy. Beautiful mechanic.

NOBODY!

I am looking ahem. At a certain individual I periodically shower with.

Worf in dad jeans and a shark shirt directing DS9 is the timeline cleanse you didn’t know you needed 🖖

C’mere beautiful. Make with the smooch.

If gamer girls can sit in a bath and take lewd pictures for social media and then sell the bath water. Surely I can scrape my sweat off into an atomiser bottle, add a proportion of high quality vodka, a buffer and a top note and then sell it right? Right? #eaudekink #musk #musky #sweat #domjoke

If one says it. Believe an external view that is not a monologue. If many say it. Take the lesson.

Oh look. Snacks.

Hm. I, as a “couch movie critic” may be tempted to support.

kissing you violently

Hi, I’m the…. AMD I’M THE FUN ONE!

A Doberman Fursuiter applied to work in a German bakery. He went through the normal interview process and was told to start the following week. He got fired the first day. His best friend asked why? “They told me to twist the pretzels into knots.” #crickets #domjoke #furryfunny #cringe

Nope. No loose change here. I check the next one!

If you love your beans. Try them with rice.

Tesseract. A four dimensional object in three dimensional space. The contents of said cube? Is in their entirely own dimension.

Seasonal affective disorder. Contracted to SAD. it can go both ways. If you live in the southern hemisphere. It’s ungodly hot for us right now in Australia. Keep cool. Keep hydrated. “Kink time and play time” hit different. If you need a break to keep cool and hydrate. THEN SAFE IT UP! #safety

Life, uh. It finds a way. It’s life Jim, but not as we know it. Life is an existential field that assembles and congregates bits of matter that over time manage to without a script rhyme or reason, assemble and create a perpetual loop of self creation. Watching dry yeast powder create bread.

Like this post if you like hot sticky cum shooting down your throat. Or if you like ear scratches.

I’ve been “independently” on the internet since 1995. Not a single fucking human on this gods damn planet can convince me that “these protections will protect ______” When you can’t even protect them from learning adult subjects on the gods damned playground at recess. Fuck you “big brother”

No. I want you to stay. No. I want you to stay. Come back.

Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition

Any interactive medium of personal activation, avatar, exoskeleton, body suit etc. They all exist as a resonating force. They are nothing without you. You’re the personality that drives their sentience. Don’t leave them cold and alone. If they’re empty, you’re empty. Get inside them.