He finds them cuter & cuter and dumber &dumber. Remember when Alina Habba wanted to be the cute one and not the smart one? What a f-ing crime she is actually the least attractive and somehow floated to be the smart one around Diaper-Donnie...

I have my "86-47" sign all ready to go in my front yard...just waiting for McDonald's to finish its job...

Candy-O doing to (R)ussia what she did to COVID patients seems incredibly apropos...

👇 Same. If I have to give you PII or contact info to read your article, you are dead to me and can properly fuck off...

Irony is that Larry Ellison only paid $5 million for the Ellison Ambulatory Care Building at UC Davis Medical Center. I guess that tells you which is more important to him, saving cancer patients or political/economic power. Vote like your life depends on it because it might...

Reminder: Klose did in 4 WCs what Messy did in 6, Klose never finished below third, Pelé scored 12 in 14 WC matches to Messy's 13 in 26 (not including this year), and, because of all the added games, the Messy Record might last this year before 27-year-old MBappé breaks it Just f-ing please...stop.

Just remember it is like this... bsky.app/profile/rael...

What if I'm a fan of neither, think Neuer should have won the Ballon D'Or when he won the WC, Bundesliga, and DFL-Supercup, received Golden Gloves in the WC and Bundesliga and only got third in voting behind... Well, yeah. Screw Messy and Ronny.

Irony is that idiots in (R)ed states couldn't see this coming after his first term and Diaper-Donnie's efforts to steal state secrets...

I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. -- Charlie Kirk, TPUSA in 2023

Because Trump's pool guy is an incompetent piece of shit grifting the system like the Orange Poop Stain...

This was a science project in 7th or 8th grade. Clearly, (R) skipped that science class and are f-ing morons.

To be fair, putting an Epstein Pedo as Ambassador to US somehow seems apropos right now...

How we beat back the corporate takeover of America: 1. Break up corporate monopolies 2. Continue building union power 3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics Let’s keep working to unrig the system.

Reporter: How are the talks going so far, Mr. Vice-President? JohnDickhead Vance: Well, Diaper-Donnie keeps threatening bombings & sabotaging them, BibiFuckingYahoo keeps sabotaging them, the Iranians just left after closing the Strait again killing the Global Economy, so.... "Great, thank you."

Do you really have to ask if the Administration is lying?!!

...and we all know dementia has no genetic component... because we all ignore science like Worm-Brain Kennedy

TBF, we need data centers for the Internet. We don't need data centers so Elon's AI engine can murder school girls like some crazy realization of "Terminator 2"...

Because nothing days "Meloni begged me for a photograph" like Meloni avoiding his shit stained, diarrhea smelling diaper like it was Ebola...

TBH, I thought we learned that in Junior High/Middle School...

Just to be clear, Elon technology was used to murder school girls because Anthropic wouldn't allow its AI engine to...er...murder school girls...

A clear insult to Tapioca and Raisins... His brain is filled with the remains of his adult diaper...

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

We are digging coal

Apologies, this is an AI generated image and DIDN'T happen. However I won't delete as a tribute was paid by Irainian players wearing gold pins and it gets an important message across about the indiscriminate bombing of Iran during the ##TrumpEpsteinWar.

C'mon, man... He bought Melania from Epstein. What could be more chivalrous than a sexual predator buying a hooker from a pedo. It's like "Pretty Woman" with a bunch human trafficking...

Pedolf's Ls for the week - "I love the inflation" - Mercilessly booed at Knicks game, naps - Rain-delayed White Trash UFC circus, naps - $14M pool renovation reflecting all his failures - Ignored at the G7 - Star-studded list of artists for OPC opening - Signs surrender in (checks notes) Versailles

Just a reminder: USA is on a bender; Trump is still a sex offender. Release the Epstein Files...

...and it looks like a really bad gas station toilet that hasn't been cleaned in years. Kinda like Trump's Dirty Diaper...

When a literal Mussolini Wannabe calls you a f-ing liar, you might be losing your fascist street cred. Someone might want to check if Diaper-Donnie needs a changing...

WhiskeyPete WarLoser and some dude with ties to a f-ing drunk Faux News pundit and the Original Seditious Rioting (Confederate) Losers. Sounds like (R) wet dream for the top of their ticket...

I would like to thank the Aussies for their assist on the cheers during the match: USA is on a bender; Trump is still a sex offender!! or Trump is fat. Trump is old, and he likes 'em 12-years-old! or Trump says his wife is such a looker; Forgets to say she was a hooker!!

Ironically, the same could be said about Dubya. He inherited a surplus and we could have paid off the debt by 2012 had he not screwed with tax policy. And here we are watching (R) assholes do the same dubious shit...

You forgot couch fucking...

You have to be able to read in order to read a book. I think it is fair to say John Dickhead Vance is the most likely to be able to read...

Epic shit right there...almost like playing "Linus & Lucy" on his last day without permission and getting Paramount f-ing sued.

MAGA didn't get (all promised): Wall Mexico paid for Swamp drained Health care Reduced Debt Enemies "locked up" Epstein Files DOGE Checks ($5k) Stimulus Checks ($2k) Lower Prices Reduced Inflation End to Ukraine War Affordable housing MAGA Got: A Lost Middle East War $300 Billion bill for that war

Just get the money from Elon since his entire fortune is based on nepotism or government hand outs. It's not rocket science, pun intended...

Great Article. #BibiFuckingYahoo #WarCrimesPending

Nothing says "great deal" like getting the exact same deal a decade later but using financial pain to squeeze another $298 billion dollars out of the other side. Oh, wait, that was Iran...I wonder what Taiwan is thinking right now...

Elon Musk’s DOGE cut the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program, which cost $15 million. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak. Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was.

FIFTEEN WEEKS!! WTF?!? It was supposed to be 4-6 weeks...well, at least we aren't spending hundreds of billions to rebuild the damage we did...

Because it was an "economic" decision. I almost feel bad for Byron Allen...almost...

Because it is not a serious book, but a fable of what you might do if Daddy illegally shoveled you $400 million tax free...

Just a brief reminder who they are going after when they go after the Anti-Fascists...

This is classy, beautiful First Lady not a paid prostitute from Russia.

Which had more beatings, the cage on the WH Lawn where sweaty men groped each other during Pride Month for an alleged Pedo's birthday, or outside the Garden where people wearing Spurs jerseys ended up in a coma...

Yes…yes he did.