What I mean when I say I'm a professional triple-A gamer:

He's Nightmare Freddy... and he's in my head...

This is fricked up

Good morning chat

EITFO audio editing day... wish me luck

Was gonna go to the flea market today and then just before I left I took a nap and woke up at 10:30pm anyways how has your day been because I apparently skipped it 🙃

I am open cards :) twitch.tv/Cuyoya

Good morning (it's 7:30pm)

Oh no! Anyway...

About to break 10% raised so far on my latest horror film's Kickstarter!!! Your contribution helps make this film a reality. I would love to have you be a part of the magic (and get some sweet rewards as well)! www.kickstarter.com/projects/kaw...

Oh right, I almost forgot I stream. First time after TwitchCon, so it's just gonna some late night editing and vibes time twitch.tv/Cuyoya

Met up with the sickest people at Twitchcon, Chilled at @bobberwcc.bsky.social 's Artist Alley Booth that got invaded by @boons.bsky.social and @cuyoya.bsky.social . We got silly up in here #twitchcon2025.

We're reaching critical levels of taking tylenol with this one and I'm all for it haha anyway anyone got $460 😭

Man... I didn't get to do karaoke this weekend with friends 😔

Imagine fishing for fish when you could be fishing for HITS

My ass fr just be autistically standing on the sidewalk like an idiot not knowing what to do or go fr fr 🧍 TwitchCon be craaaazyyyy haha wooooo

This was so hype

Don't trust the grandma, she charged me $40 for cold pizza that wasn't very good. #TwitchCon

I found my oshi

Good morning Sandle Dagon you smell so full of piss

I am so full of root beer and pasta augh ough oofgsh

Wowzers

Why does everyone keep saying I'm a gnat? 😔 I no am gnat, I am Cuyoya 😔😔😔

Should've known it'd be hot as balls in Sand Dialga even in October 💀

Sans if he was Diego, I am inside you now

Need some good YouTube recommendations before my flight tomorrow to download, hit me

Frick it, opening a bunch of packs before TwitchCon so I have more cool cards to give to my friends twitch.tv/Cuyoya

Vaccinated before TwitchCon and I can feel every lymph node going sicko mode, but damn if it isn't also kicking my ass... Reminder to do that today if you haven't- you'll probably need a day to rest from it and it's better now than when you travel 🙃

Applying for Partner, this will be easy 😎

Waking up later than usual to see the Pokémon Center dropped the new set you wanted a day early at the time you usually wake up is MESSED UP

The hospital shoved a camera up my nose and then a van caused me to crash in the rain on the way home and frick up my hand and knees... ...but I got POKÉMON CARDS AT THE VENDING MACHINE SO WHO CARES WE STAY WINNING LET'S GOOOOOO

Can we start seasoning multivitamins? These things are so nasty. But imagine... sour cream and onion... honey bbq... spicy chili... 🤤

Can I stop being tired? Thanks.

Mega Dragonite... bro got him antennae covered in feathers YUCK

Been watching many friends play the silly horsegirl game all week and there's always this one reoccurring meme... so... off to the glue factory! :)

Been watching many friends play the silly horsegirl game all week and there's always this one reoccurring meme... so... off to the glue factory! :)

Competitive Pokémon will always be funny to me because people can metagame as hard as they want at top of the ladders and then I'll come in and sweep them using Sand Attack to safely setup something really stupid

Why does everyone keep calling me "Off Cuy" I'm not off anything right now; I'm always ON that grind

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Finally opening some more Pokémon cards!!! twitch.tv/Cuyoya

Not sure if I bother with a Switch 2... Should I just wait until Legends? 🤔

So I'm at this stage of my Sonic bit

Happy Pwide uwu

On the way in to the restroom at the mall and walking out was a guy with a Sonic shirt, so I did the voice and said "Woah, nice shirt!" and I think I broke them

May the 4th be ever in your flavor #blessed

Any and all vtuber friends/artists, know that you are all always appreciated and valued 💙🥺

If any friends/mutuals are gonna be in Boston for PAX East, let me know! Would love to hang out. Probably not going to PAX itself but I am always in the area.

Just had an EPIC pregnant Sonic birthday cake (I didn't have any blue icing so I used red)

SURPRISE POKÉMON CARD STREAM AAAAA also opening Peak twitch.tv/Cuyoya