My time is close at hand. Continents sink, the sky shatters and falls, and the Wind bites into my skin as a razor as I frantically scramble for an answer to God's most important question "I think I'm more of an ass man honestly"

Hello Frog : ]

Call me Head Game the way my Head wins Gamed fuck im sorrey. Fuck. I'm so sorry. plase

The problem with Rematch is that it's the freshest most interesting competitive game I've played in the last 10 years. This is a problem because the playerbase is actually a hellish bunch of clip-farming negative integer IQ, worthless microscopic individuals that have cratered my faith in humanity.

Straight guy refusing to munch rug outsourcing his cunnilingus duties to bi women on tinder

nightmar eblunt rotation: mario, luigi, peach, daisy

Friend I've been couch crashing with:" look man I get you can't pay full rent but you should at least but your own food" He weakly mewls "A cat desires merely suffrage, I am a lion"

Aphantasia got me rotating various fruits in my mind. Sometimes I'll do a whole basket in 4k Ultra and my world starts visibly lagging

I arrive home from school, to see Mother's boyfriend Chaz's car in the driveway. I know rhat this night will be historic. He approaches me with feigned pleasantry asking "How was school?" "Zoltraak!"

I howl at the moon, waxing as it does as I strafe throughout the dark road. Others in the caravan scoff, clearly knowing naught how it it feels to be alone in this planet, in a solitary crusade. Their loins ungirded, the populace knows nothing of the penis gnome infestation which plagues this land.

"My training regimen? Putting my penis and balls in a loaded mouse trap and removing it without using my hands. 7 times a day." The Waif asks, "why?" *swooshes cloak as i stride into thr night* "Thine wouldn't believe me"

Walking into my local weapons shop and pulling a katana down off the wall "Aah this is some fine steel. Folded, in the traditional way. And I sense...something sinister. *chuckles* you've got something special here" Knife shop employee: "sir it's 45 dollars, are you buying it or not"

Anor Londo pussy got me doing tricks. Got me hunting demons. Got me plunging off buttresses and all manner of shit

I'm like the Dracula of getting head. It's alright

Refusing to use They/Them pronouns but not for a mean reason I'm pushing them to shoot for better pronouns like zero or xem or some such, you can do it