joey :3
@jeauxlean.bsky.social
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i like making food and hate wearing clothes
love peruvian food cause theyre not scared to carbmax. rice and potatoes on the same plate nobody bitching and moaning about macros just real EATERS!!!
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being high at costco makes me feel like a manlet like im a tiny little bug of a man arent i
2 days ago
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when i see videos of people cooking ground beef my immediate thought is that theyre stupid as fuck and idk why
7 days ago
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might fuck around and sautee a bunch of mushrooms today….
8 days ago
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let it be known that i was team tiff up until the end
9 days ago
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i kinda never wanna eat a sandwich that isnt toasted or grilled
15 days ago
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just as sweet as st lucia
15 days ago
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the european mind cannot comprehend the concept of breakfast for dinner
16 days ago
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robin hobb looooves to use the word rebuke its on like every other page
17 days ago
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kinda wanna take minoxidil but not for my head cause i look hot bald idgaf about that, what i do want is a dense forest of chest hair and also shoulder hair
17 days ago
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good mornting
18 days ago
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free chobanis in the work fridge i feel like gayle waters-waters
20 days ago
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my nipples really make any garment i wear slutty as fuck, lowkey it is a curse
20 days ago
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youre telling me this paperback is trade?
23 days ago
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the worst part of living in michigan is obviously the roads/car insurance rates but a close second is that we dont have little geckos 😔
24 days ago
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i can forgive an artichoke in a chicken piccata but a tomato? kill yourself dead
25 days ago
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not a calorie counter but i just looked at how many calories are in a bag of traitor joes takis
loading . . .
28 days ago
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the voiced uvular trill is an unpleasant phoneme. to my ear.
28 days ago
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theres like a trend of gym bros saying they dont feel lat pulldowns in their back when they do them and i just wanna say are you guys fucking stupid or something
29 days ago
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yeah i’ll have the thick thighs pussy salad
29 days ago
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when frodo fell into that haunted swamp its like ok you have giardia now surely
30 days ago
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cant believe im 30 this is so crazy actually
about 1 month ago
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i just smoked a blunt with mrs mccluskey
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
joey :3
dio is nice
about 1 month ago
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high at my parents house
about 1 month ago
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oomf informed me i should not be taking 1000 millies of ibuprofen every time i have a migraine. much to think about
about 1 month ago
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my dishidrotic eczema could mean anything
about 1 month ago
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having big meaty triceps is kinda feminist of me if you think about it
about 1 month ago
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its happening soooo soon and i hope it happens on my birthday omg can you imagine
about 1 month ago
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i am so full of blueberry lemon pancakes i think im gonna die
about 1 month ago
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no homo i am eating root vegetables
about 1 month ago
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introducing oomf to girl blunt by leikeli47 feels like evangelism
about 1 month ago
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rutherford b shopping
about 1 month ago
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we as gay people get to make peanut sauce noodles with two fried eggs
about 1 month ago
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my god these bitches gay! good for them
about 1 month ago
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still dont know who tf clavicular is or what he does
about 2 months ago
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it is objectively funny that we have energy work classes in massage school but when i do it i do feel a slow rhythmic pulsing throughout the body much like the ocean
about 2 months ago
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planet fitness music is either the gayest pop songs from 2016 or the absolute worst shit youve ever heard from a man in your life
about 2 months ago
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was teaching my straight friend how to use boots and he was like “bro this ice cream is fire boots” i said well no
about 2 months ago
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just noticed my only pair of jeans has holes in the crotch
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
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i start barking like a rottweiler at the mere mention of mens water polo
about 2 months ago
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trolling the champions ranked ladder with the alolan ninetales + snow cloak bright powder froslass double blizzy combo WITH fries and a dr pepper
about 2 months ago
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im deathly allergic to checking my mailbox
about 2 months ago
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if it’s not a 14 track r&b album i will be having a talk with her
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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that evil ass country needs to CEAAASEEE TO EXIIISSTTTTT MY GODDDD
about 2 months ago
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just learned of the existence of a granola brand called purely elizabeth. every day its some bullshit
about 2 months ago
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if it happens tomorrow while im at my parents house im gonna be soooo mad omfg
about 2 months ago
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love being thick cause now i look slutty as fuck in a medium t shirt
2 months ago
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recently came into a small fortune (coworker cant have gluten so gave me an unopened box of puff pastry)
2 months ago
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rosamund pike doing a bjork impression in this wheel of time audio book i need her to egot NOWWWW
2 months ago
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