wtf why are so many people being hacked

❝Hng. . . Get on with it—!❞ Comm I just got from frackhead.bsky.social

Blink blink ❝. . . Maybe. But sometimes, uh. . . I forget?❞

One sec I will reply to stuff soon

❝I don’t have a dick So, uh. I’ll have to see yours so I know what one looks like.❞ He’s embarrassed to say this— sounds like he was dared or something.

Anyways trying to figure out how to describe the taste of Jay’s pussy

(( I have never eaten pussy before. But I have to imagine it tastes kinda bad? Like if you were to taste it while not horny it would be kinda gross But for some reason I find that kinda hot

(( honestly jay meshes really well with the star fox universe

❝Hng. . . Get on with it—!❞ Comm I just got from frackhead.bsky.social

What if Robot Jay?

Chirp

Bird Friday

Gay

(( again I’m sorry I’m still rping on twitter

I don’t know if I can reliably manage rp here and on twitter I’m sorry

❝No I’m not!!❞

Sorry

Sorry again I’m just having a really hard time rping for some reason

Hi I’m kinda back gimme a sec to get back into the RP mood

(( sorry dnd prep kinda shuts me down for rp But dnd is done for now

Sorry

(( sorry replies soon

❝I do! At least I usually do—❞ Writer kinda forgot he’s naked

❝I know right? Absolutely humiliating—❞ On some level he enjoys the humiliation. It does seem he’s legitimately embarrassed though.

Jay reaches up and scratches the back of his neck awkwardly. ❝Yyyyyyep. That’s the only explanation I can think of.❞

❝That is strange— I swear it’s not because of me, it’s some other mystical force or something!❞

Good morning helo

❝Not as many as you’d think! And if I am naked it’s not intentional, for some reason my clothes just disappear sometimes.❞ Subtle jab at the writer

Just had a massive desire to see Jay in some rave outfit A fishnet top, booty shorts. Messy neon paint spattering his feathers, lining his top scars

(( one sec

Ohhhh he’s suckin’!

❝Yeah, but I’d admit that I find most men attractive! I like guys—❞

❝To be fair none of this was directed at specifically you—❞

❝. . . Wh-what? I, eh. . . I-I mean you aren’t wrong, but that’s not really what we were arguing about, was it?❞

❝No, I just. . . Happened to be naked when you came along.❞

❝I never said that either! It was. . . Somewhere in between—❞

❝. . . I don’t remember claiming that was an accident.❞

If you haven’t noticed Jay’s got a heavy attraction to people with dicks

❝Uh. . . Uh. By accident?❞

Da bird boy

❝I, uh. . . Feel much more naked without my feathers. Also cold—❞

❝Well I wasn’t trying to show off, those were pictures I wasn’t expecting to show to everyone!❞

(( gonna be on @lapinkenjutsu.bsky.social for a bit

❝Wh— I wasn’t trying to convince you of anything—❞

❝. . . What a weird dream—❞ He just woke up from a nap. . . He had a dream where his body was a bit different!

(( I dunno why I’ve been having a hard time rping. I want to rp so bad

(( goshhhhhh it’s been too busy for me to rp sorry i will try to rp today

Sorry I fell sleep

❝. . . What a weird dream—❞ He just woke up from a nap. . . He had a dream where his body was a bit different!

. . . Size difference