I do this thing where I fully downplay professional accomplishments to the point of thinking I’m a failure lol

I’ve been here for over a week and haven’t seen any ass yet???

BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes. Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.

Now spinning This album does things to me 😮‍💨

Can we have a social media platform where brands are simply not allowed? I don’t want cringe on my tl.

Think manifesting works? Ask Hillary Clinton how that worked out for her lmao

biggest shout-out to all-round sweetheart @michaelsnook.com for doing this but we finally have our IndiaSky feed!! It's like our lil slice of Indian Twitter in this app 🇮🇳🫡 If you're not in it yet, just hashtag #IndiaSky on your skeets to make it to the feed or ask us to add you 🫡

Having 15,000 followers on Tw*tter but 20 (?) on here makes me feel like a cab driver who was a doctor in their home country that got politically destabilized by the CIA.

We are gathered here today to dishonour the memory of Twitter

#RIPTwitter

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