Well done, The National. And fuck you, Mandelson. It’s in the public interest. www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...

Irrespective of all the political shite, have become a massive fan of Greenland’s minimalist flag

There’s a legendary “Fuck off Everton” Everton mob. Days like today, you wonder if Man City have an equivalent crew?

Absolutely tremendous day for the “Fuck off Everton,” Everton lads

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you Pyloric Stenosis (6 weeks old) Some cunt in a van (57 years old)

If you work on the DLR, you need Rocky-level toughness because the company gives you ZERO sick pay. Share if you agree: No worker should have to fight for sick pay. #SickPayNow

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Love the way the Grimsby players all run over and mob the keeper after Man U’s final miss. He only saved one fucking pen.

#MonTheSeaPower Straight into these flood-terrified, and in fairness I suppose it’s understandable, though there’s little chance of that occurring at the moment is there, Whoppers. #SkuaChoir @seapowerband.bskysocial

Slightly diminish a band Be-Bop Standard Version

Remove a letter, ruin a film Ain’t your wagon A violent feud develops between two tarmac gangs, when after the traditional Friday afternoon piss up, Declan’s still got the keys to a 1987 tipper truck, despite Sean reckoning he’s given him 8 grand in cash.

“It’s…sharks. Not shark-infested, but the locals don’t go paddling. Sharks, yeah…they’re just flying about. You’ve gotta know how t’job works. They have a look at me and think “yeah..” I know how to deal with sharks…you punch ‘em right on the fucking earhole and they swim off”

From a different era? Nice thighs, degenerate shorts and this nearly took the pegs out

Good evening. This is your annual reminder that Sea Power (nee British Sea Power) are the greatest band in the world. Now go and show the valleys what the mountains already know.. open.spotify.com/track/2y44wD...

Not given any serious thought to forming an indie band, but I’ve got the name lined up

From tomorrow morning's post, which is supposed to be about playgrounds but is actually about the catastrophic collapse of local government that's just starting to play out across the country. Subscribe to get it in your inbox... martinrobbins.substack.com