and bless the vanity fair retouching team most of all

what if we kissed at the fort myers brewing co in terminal D

not to be dramatic but aiding and abetting in human trafficking and child rape should disqualify you from public office

it’s only an audition if it’s from the region in france otherwise it’s just a sparkling tryout and also sorry it’s offer only anyway

hands down sexiest song 2002

brb on the 6 train turning zohran insta reels on without headphones and making direct eye contact with the scowlers

welcome to the elder millennial carnival! please enjoy our high speed mood swing, take a ride on our “endless slog” flume… or may i recommend a trip on my personal favorite, the carry-a-balance-go-round?

the lion does not concern himself with eavesdroppers during his virtual therapy session at the capital one cafe

what a day zohran wins and jonathan bailey’s story replies are open

just like … not today, capitalism, k?

me at the club: … what that couch do

have a new label in my Gmail under Receipts called “History”

my brain: work, dumbass. make money. me: … my brain: like now. start. me: k my brain: why is your notes app open? me: … my brain: you’re gonna draft cutesy tweets aren’t you? me: … my brain: ARENT YOU

friend slut for owen thiele and owen thiele only

can’t wait for iMessage to give us the option to say this text “made with AI” like can you imagine the drama

myspace top 5 walked so ranked choice voting could run

i promise i will never ever not once care about what you ate in a day

not me actually being grateful to be on the A train bc air conditioning

to the dude on the A train who screamed nonstop from 168th to columbus circle: same, babe.

everyone always asking where is labubu never how is labubu #fuckice

babe what if we kissed at the front of the no kings march on saturday

85 degrees on the f train. rat tail peeking out your dad cap. lexapro and bubble butt screaming in your xxl jean shorts. happy pride.

shit babe we have to turn back i forgot my slutty little glasses 🏳️‍🌈

what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your complimentary bank of america pride month keychain

i’m a scorpio with ibs of course i can’t go to your white party

being gay on instagram is scrolling, raising one eyebrow, tapping like, and then whispering “slut” as you continue on your homo way

can you get meds for your meds? asking for a friend

kill marry fuck? new york london mexico city

for 10 years i’ve been telling people i was in a movie with jacob elordi. just checked imdb. im in the special thanks.

(removing gaga from the situation) gays are you truly having coachella fomo or are you actually just horny

Congrats to IWC member Philippe Bowgen @philippebowgen.bsky.social for making IWC’s Best Of ’25 list with Ketaluma. Great things are happening in ’25 #WeAreTheIWC #scriptsky www.iwclist.com/bestoflist

Huge congrats to IWC @theiwclist.bsky.social Members Stephen Nolly @oldfactoryfilms.bsky.social and Philippe Boygen @philippebowgen.bsky.social selected to the Mentorship Matters program created to help boost opportunities for emerging diverse writers. #WeAreTheIWC #IWC www.iwclist.com/about-2

Congrats to IWC member Philippe Bowgen @philippebowgen.bsky.social for making IWC’s Best Of ’25 list with Ketaluma. Great things are happening in ’25 #WeAreTheIWC #scriptsky #ScreenPit www.iwclist.com/bestoflist

what if we shared a smoothie by the equinox weho leg press

what if we kissed on the A between columbus circle and 125 street