bitch i’m lugubrious

"industry disruptor" - an unsustainable business funded just long enough by venture capital to starve out an existing industry on false promises, forcing consumers to continue using increasingly awful services at skyrocketing costs after destroying/absorbing all good alternatives

in the nato alphabet her name is charli xray charlie xray

mcm means mugicha monday, get your toasted barley tea lads

i found it

I, too, wanted to sleep in this morning. just something Punxsutawney Phil and I have in common

trader joe’s chili & lime flavored rolled corn tortilla chips >>>> takis

something came over me at the dentist office and i kept saying “alrighty” which is not typically part of my vocabulary

alex warren was created in a lab to appeal specifically to bri’ish people

this game is so good what the hell have i been doing

thai food on my mind

thinking about the outro of Bon Bon Chocolat by EVERGLOW where the beat goes jersey club for 2 measures

soty!!

i’m not surprised the new songs in wicked: for good were not nominated. they were not good 😬

Marina Sena

Sami Landri’s Drag Race

would you believe i’ve had hollow knight for the switch since 2018 but hadn’t opened it until this month?

HE>i? is that a size difference kink thing?

i think this whole yorgos / emma stone situation has gone on long enough

you will not be seeing any photos of me from 2016 no ma’amsir

DD Fuego

why did my brain wake me up at 3am?

Loooove soup

Wuthering Hytes? is that Brook Lynn’s daughter

ever since i was a child, i always dreamed of being stuck in work meetings for 2+ hours a day

what’s for lunch?

Josh Manson

resisted the urge to buy pan dulce despite how incredible they smelled please clap

a bumper sticker that says “tell your dad i said hey handsome”

first time making eggs benny; i think i did pretty well

the only bad thing about mrs meyers’s is when someone else has your toilet cleaner scent as their hand soap scent

huge fan of pnw tap water

ME:I just got decimated by their label what the hell

thinking it might be time to retire the silver mullet next year but i can’t think of another hairstyle

popping these cold fries in the toaster oven call that reheated fryvalry

Zelda team in 2002: Majora’s Mask, MM. Flip it around, Wind Waker!

i love sleeping

does orville peck being in street fighter cancel out andrew schulz being there?

cybertruck is the chinese man midlife crisis mobile

noooo there goes my net worth

idk why i still use ig still honestly. search for an account? fuck you, here’s an ai summary of your search term. clicked a hashtag? here’s an ai summary of the hashtag.

usually the prize never stays on the claw but this reversal of fortune went too far the other direction

back on my bullshit

passed by a christian gym in orange county. the locker room cruising in there must be crazy

is the labubu trend slowing down

i’m a beech, i’m a fagus i’m a tree, i’ve got branches i’m a timber, i’m montane i do not feel ashamed

i feel like i could eat half a pound of cheez-its

brazzers license plate frame pulling into the naval base… gooners in the military