::awake at 3am voice:: sleeping like The Hanged Man always a good sign sleeping like The Hanged Man everything is fine

Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free

Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

doesn’t the existence of a ‘value size’ implicitly admit that all the other sizes are total ripoffs

That AI art costs energy/water shouldn’t be the argument against it, human artists consume significant resources to produce artwork as well. As in, what it takes to keep a person alive and productive as they make art is non-zero. AI is an affront to human dignity and can be opposed on that alone.

got this large crystal in alaska, highly recommend obtaining a big crystal you can hold and gesture with for just general well being and peace of mind. especially one that is a little brighter and more enticing every day, to the point where she takes up all your thoughts. i think it’s selenite?

i’m pretty sure my melatonin gummies are made in the same factory that produces swedish fish. in unrelated news i’ve been sleeping twenty hours a day

oh excellent! a head of garlic where every clove is actually three smaller cloves in a trenchcoat thank you so much!

putting on juan likes rice and chicken cause i need a good cry

i saw the tv glow has basically guaranteed that i’ll never buy a LG product, can’t imagine having that horrible moon man watching me out from the logo at all times

when starting a new puzzle and you find two pieces already connected do you 1. separate them and mix back up (gods grace shines down upon you) 2. take it as a freebie connection (you shall not see the light of heaven)

Came out to my buddy tonight

djs should be constitutionally forbidden from playing specific day themed songs on the wrong day. manic monday, friday im in love, etc. there’s significant magic potential energy bleeding out at inopportune times cause of these missteps. should be an opportunity for mass synergism across the nation

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look to your left, then look to your right. both these people may be suffering from moderate to severe ulcerative colitis

a crummy commercial?

i'm coming over you better not be cunty bobblehead santa my festive ass:

one day they'll bioengineer a huskless candy cane and it'll save me so much time during cookie season

i have no idea why im so careful about food waste when cooking my meal prep for the week when i will, nine times out of ten, end up failing to eat all the meal preps, thus confining them to oblivion

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i find it hard to practice makeup because i personally feel like i have about two hours between shaving and having too much subcutaneous gunmetal where it looks ok but i am trying because i do like it, ostensibly

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i cant even start reading 17776 without crying haha

"Five thousand? Ten thousand? Whats the difference? The speed of technological advancement isn't nearly as important as short term quarterly gains"

hate the hiccups, hiccups are like your body is betraying you to some outside entity but there is no entity it is just some fae whim where you have to breath wrong for many a minutes until, who knows what, but some condition passes and you are freed from the curse

love how the Rio Grande just so happens to have a baatleth display case

if i had a nickel for every time reversing the polarity solved a problem in star trek, id have quite a few nickels

how exactly do runabouts work? they're just like starships but mega smol? surely you cant just miniaturize the gigantic and labor intensive enterprise into something the size of a ford expedition?

jadzia is so cool shes just like effortlessly existing across all these relationships and obligations and it never feels forced or awkward

im reading a book on historical military logistics and its pretty interesting how it was trivial to carry all your ammunition with you, barely possible to bring along the food for your men, and totally impossible to carry enough food for your horses. i would have thought ammunition was a limiter

a single item of the fibonacci sequence is called a fibonacho

read nasty red dogs people! its good! nastyreddogs.com/comic/page-1/

read nasty red dogs people! its good! nastyreddogs.com/comic/page-1/

i feel like i unlocked some genetic memory wearing big earrings cause my grandma wore giant dangly ones and its just very fun to do so as well. i have these beetle ones which are fun

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Reading reviews of a few different sleeping pills on amazon and, wow, sold

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i went up to the country park and hung around till after dark till the girls got home did I tell you about the one I know, she's on the rag she spent the summer day inside her sleeping bag yeah she spent the summer day inside until it's time to work and she works all night cause the girl's all right

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I knew I saved this for a reason. Lol.

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everytime some dumb stupid ai garbage foists itself upon my consciousness