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Tired ....

Well yes Yes i did.

She's just looking down and giving him headpats ... " Hello breacher- "

I'm glad you asked ! [INSERT AFK ARENA SPONSORSHIP SCRIPT HERE]

They're running in the background like AFK arena

Oh but i am !

Not an option worstie sorry to say!

You called?

" Shockwave wouldn't dare touch the only mind that can rival his own lest absolutely nessicary . " The ego on this femme-

" none taken I've had a lot of people say that I'm not even phased . You'd still end up with a version of me though . "

Probably a more egotistical one saying she's superior than the original

" I WAS THINKING OUTLOUD NOT ASKING FOR A VOTE ! "

I think i need more bodyguards ... Or for this cloning process to work faster since time isn't on my side .... Wait a second I could clone myself ..... Wait no nevermind I'd betray myself i shouldn't do that .

Second greatest scientist to grace the decepticon cause* Well arguably greatest but shockwave aura farms so everybody ignores me . Overlord collaborates with me because I'm one of very few medical professionals who are willing to properly treat him .... You have no idea how much -

I am confident enough in my abilities to say i have about a sixty five percent chance at killing you in a one on one if it's in my territory . Outside of my home field advantage it drops to about a thirty five percent chance one on one . -

I literally made them in a lab to kill people They genuinely do not exist outside of my lab. There is no scientific way you or anyone else could possibly have them

Do you want me to give you diseases that don't even have names yet ? (I got bored of coming up with names tbh) No? Then let me call my bodyguard

Brb calling overlord again

I need something to kill Iseally slowly

L-L-L-LAVA, S-S-S-SEEKER ‼️ SUNSTORM’S LAVA SEEKER, YEAH IT’S TASTY AS HELL ‼️ OOOO MAMACITA NOW YOU’RE RINGING THE BELL ‼️ CRISPY AND JUICY NOW YOU’RE HAVING A SNACK ‼️ OOO SUPER JUICY IT’S LAVA ATTACK ‼️

" Again absolute mood. Still womp womp. "

" As much of a mood that is I'm still going to laugh at your misery . "

" Two words for you skywarp Skill issue . "

I have a spider sense

starscream is like beetlejuice you say his name three times and you’re stuck with him for life / or bloody mary if you’re megatron / HAHAHAHA !

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⵌ ⠀ ݁ ⠀ ˛ ⠀ ⠀ TEMP ⠀ ⠀ 🩻 ࣪ ྀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ PINNED ⠀ ..⠀ ⠀ ゙⠀⠀⠀ ͏͏✧ ⠀ ⠀⠀

if you’re seeing this , you’re gay 🫵

Lets both be honest here Im doing this because I'm bored

YOU ARE SOMEHOW THE GAYEST BOT I KNOW DO YOU KNOW HOW HIGH OF A BAR THAT IS STARSCREAM

..... Can you be any fruitier?

For once i am actually glad to see megatron

⠀ '' 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 nothing 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 .ᐟ ⠀

I never expected to be rooting for tarn....

And overlord isn't answering my calls .... What a wuss .

One poor insectiocn has had to break horrific news to arachnid to which she's slamming her servos onto a lab table breaking a beaker that hopefully wasn't important " THE FRAG YOU MEAN THERE'S BEEN TARN SIGHTINGS !? " Her breath is speeding up . -

I am made of soite and hate so yes

So many people could It won't stop me

Womp womp

Now for the meta part where i open the floor for you to join by liking this post and so on and so forth . If anyone needs me to go into further detail i gladly will!

*Ahem* I have FINALLY gotten the meeting room in the marriot hotel without any incidents to explain and pitch #𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑴𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑾 ..they only had blue dry erase markers and i didn't think to go and buy a red one so bear with me! One may ask what is crimsoncrew What are our goals? Why am i in charge?

Exactly ...

Do you want me to test it on you ?