Hey MAGATS: If guns are now so dangerous that they can't be allowed in the streets, I'm sure you're going to be completely fine with us passing common sense gun control laws, right? You're not just a bunch of hypocrites trying to excuse an execution in broad daylight, RIGHT MAGATS?

It is the year of our Primus 2026, and fragile man children are throwing a bitch fit over pronouns for a character called *checks notes* HE-MAN.

God yeah the transformation is awful. After getting her I honestly questioned if I was losing my enjoyment of collecting. Minor gripe, but I also don't like that she's a good head or so smaller than the rest of the 13. Doesn't feel right

If dinosaurs don't exist, why are there dinosaur nuggies? Like how would they know what shapes to make the nuggies if dinosaurs don't exist? #checkmatecreationists

I would rather stick my hand in a wasp nest than ever transform this garbage pile ever again.

If the Nazi who murdered Renee Good actually has internal bleeding from being missed by a car by 3 miles, I will sell my G1 Optimus Prime.

The New York Giants are going to pay John fucking Harbaugh 100 million dollars over five years. Giants, please never stop being a complete and utter clown show.

Have we ever stopped to think that when a guy gets up from an important meeting to stare out a window and mumble about Santa, that maybe just maybe it's time to take away his nuclear codes?

The Final Fantasy set is Hasbruh's skyrim. They'll just keep releasing it and hope it makes the same money as the first 1000 times they released it.

I double this motion, and I'll add to it. Get the fuck off my page if you're (what Kino listed) Anti sex work Anti DEI Anti free press Pro Saudi Arabia. Pro Elon Musk.

PSA Get the FUCK off my page if you're -MAGA -Pro Israel -Pro ICE -Anti Abortion -Homophobic -Transphobic -A fucking Nazi

ICE MURDERED a woman, it was not self defense, this woman was murdered as she tried to avoid the agents. She was shot four times in the face, no one shoots anyone four times in the face for self defense. If you have the video, continue to spread it as far as you can.

He's gone, I finally got to take the hashtag out of my user name, and Harbaugh can never piss all over this team ever again. Now get rid of Lamoron and we might actually have a chance. Harbs, from the bottom of my twisted, black and cholesterol filled heart: SUCK MY BALLS FROM THE BACK SHITHEAD!

Ok, why are we bringing back amazing set design for STRANGER FUCKING THINGS?

This would normally be the point where I go on a complete nuclear meltdown over the Ravens shitting the bed yet again. Yet I've already kicked two massive holes in some storage boxes and do not have the ability to go on a rampage again. Fuck this team and everything it loves. #firejohnharbauh

DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS JOIN THIS DESPOT DICTATORS WAR FOR OIL.

9/11 happened during my senior year of high school. I remember the recruiters taking full advantage of the “we gotta get them back” attitude. I also remember our principal promising every senior who signed up a special send off at our graduation ceremony.

Get absolutely fuckt Ohio State.

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@tiabeanieofficial.bsky.social Just called America "Canada's Underpants" and I am currently on the floor laughing.

I am approved, stream schedule will be announced shortly.

Attention: I have just sent in my verification stuff so I can SFW stream on Joystick. I've done so because I want to stream again and in a place where I can listen to actual music and not be under the threat of censorship. Once I get my approval, I will start formulating a schedule. 1/3

Hard same.

I've only fucking cussed that many fucking times? Fuck, like actually holy fuck, I need to fix that fucking shit. :P

Playing Kirby Air Riders and I have to say YAY NINTENDO FOR ACCESSIBILITY OPTIONS! I did not like the constant movement that's on by default, so I went to check settings and boom: There's an option for holding B to accelerate, which I'm used to for racing games. ACCESSIBILITY, YA LOVE TO SEE IT!

You wanna know what sucks? When you stumble across a song that you absolutely VIBE with and have been playing on repeat...only to find out it was made with AI. FML

Can we just confront the elephant in the room, and admit that Alister Black's new gimmick is copy and pasted from Karrion Kross?

Maybe I'm just crazy, but if the people complaining about transgender people in their sports put half that energy into training, maybe they wouldn't keep finishing 12th.

At the risk of sounding like a broken record: My mother told me to only speak good of the dead. Dick Cheney is dead, good.

Am I the only person on Earth that doesn't give a shit if my pokemon are shiny or not?

I didn't have "doing voice overs for a clown porn video for @dahliadee.bsky.social ," on my 2025 bingo card, but that's a thing I did today.

Me: *just trying to enjoy legends za because I like the game.* One sect of fans: "ZA IS AWFUL! FRAME RATES! MISSING FEATURES! DLC!" Other sect of fans: "Ok so here's what you have to do to maximize every play and get only shinies." Please just let me enjoy my pokemanz in peace.

BTW: The only people I bow to are Goth Girls with big tits and stompy boots, not kings. #nokings

Do you really have a praise kink, or does the fact you're neurodivergent and most of your school years were spent doing circus tricks for your teacher's approval make you think you have one?

EA is dead to me. I will not buy their games. I will not play their games. I will uninstall ANYTHING related to EA from my computer/consoles. ANYONE who takes Saudi blood money is deeply UnAmerican and should not be allowed to do business here. FUCK EA!

The Ravens are FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED.

It's the year of our lord Primus 2025, I legitimately have to get on here and tell people that no, Tylenol doesn't cause autism. We are so fucked, I can't put it into words.

It's fine, the Raven's are just getting a jump on the choking this year.

BTW, In case anyone was wondering what I did when AJ Lee came back last night, I did what any normal person would do: Run around the basement screaming "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" for ten minutes.

WE'VE GOT FOOTBALL BABY!

Here's me as a magic card, because I'm the least serious person on the planet.

It's funny, because now I want to drink myself into a coma for the next three years for an entirely different reason. Primarily open fascism.

Conservatives when there's an armed takeover of DC: "I sleep." Conservatives when Cracker Barrel changes the logo: "REAL SHIT?"

I don't know who needs to hear this, but: 1984 AND A HAND MAIDEN'S TALE WERE WARNINGS, NOT FUCKING INSTRUCTION MANUALS!

My mom told me to only speak good of the dead. Hulk Hogan is dead, good.

Your timeline has been blessed by the Transgender Dragonborn of Wednesdays She is very rare and only appears one Wednesday a year, RT and share so others can be blessed by the Transgender Dragonborn of Wednesdays

I swear to Primus, if Charlotte injures Chelsea Green in this meaningless match, I will riot in the streets.

Optimus Prime said "Freedom is the right of ALL sentient beings," and "Till ALL are one. There's no qualifiers to that, no rules to earn freedom, the Autobot's will fight for you no matter what. It doesn't matter who you are or how dark the times, We the free Autobots are with you. Happy Pride!

Just a heads up: If I'm at walmart and I see you emptying all the pokemon cards into your cart, I will tip that shit over.