The final boss for MAGA will be the democratic socialists. Might not be for another decade, but they’re coming.

I’ve been on a self-imposed social media break while planning my upcoming wedding. In the meantime, some memes are simply too truthful to ignore…

sad that I can't reduce the $0 I spend on EA games any further

People are taking “Trump 3rd term” stuff way too seriously. Biden declined quite rapidly from the age Trump is now to the end of his term. I just don’t see it. I wish him good health though, because we need to keep that ratfucker Vance out of the Oval Office at all costs.

I like it when Paul Thomas Anderson is very clear about the content of his films. Q: Can I expect to see any blood in this picture? A: THERE WILL BE BLOOD Q: Does your new film feature any battles? And if so, to what frequency? A: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

Any other President would’ve been impeached over 104730295729350262066295739 things by now. Norms aren’t enough to sustain democracy.

I was digging Kamala’s book until she said that America isn’t ready for a gay VP on the same ticket as a black-woman President. The box-checking mindset of twenty years ago is precisely why liberals lose so fucking always.

Trump might be the worst thing that’s ever happened to this country, but Vance being a heartbeat from the Presidency terrifies me more than anything else right now.

“We aim to win, not unite.”

I’ve spent quite a bit of energy being outraged and appalled by this Jimmy Kimmel thing, and I don’t even really like the guy. I agree with many on the right on this much at least, he is not that funny and network TV is dying anyway. But you cannot have the government censoring speech. Full stop.

The sickening thing is that in hindsight, Brendan Carr’s tweets on these subjects aren’t hypocrisy. He was telegraphing his every move. He was among the authoritarian’s dreaming.

Disney+ has been the only subscription I’ve kept since its inception—never canceled, never paused, never played the bullshit game of canceling and re-subbing when I wanted to watch something. I’ve been loyal. But that ends now.

ugh. fuck. stupid. :( www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Jesus Christ…three police officers dead.

Our energy and focus is steered so much towards defending our tribes that we've lost sight of the common ground we share as Americans. People agree on a lot more than the corporate media on both sides that are profiting off our divisions would have us believe.

What are some good books you’ve read recently that are relevant to the current political climate? I haven’t read any nonfiction since the election.

Societies don’t usually collapse overnight. They dim slowly, one light at a time, until darkness feels normal. One more light went out today.

Deeper connections happen when vulnerability meets empathy and respect. If someone opens the door to their world and you accept, don’t just look at it through your eyes — try to see it through theirs.

My 2 year old already knows how to skip ads on YouTube. “Bye camahshull.”

Recovering from knee surgery is boring as fuck.

I still say fuck them both, but Elon cracked my shit up pretty good today so it seems I was wrong here.

With each Mother’s Day without your mom, it somehow feels both the same and completely different every year. Different rhythm, same ache.

I’ll be your huckleberry.

It’s time for Chuck Schumer to hurry up and go fuck off.

I know it’s trendy to hate on them now, but I’m just dumb enough to think the Cybertruck looks cool—and I probably would’ve bought one at some point if Elon hadn’t broken bad.

If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.

All these memes that portray JD Vance as his younger, more Pillsbury doughboy self are my favorite thing right now.

John Cena just turned heel and aligned himself with The Rock going into WrestleMania. Absolutely fucking incredible. If Stone Cold factors into this some how… 🤯

I mostly listen to folk music, but I go through hip-hop phases. Since my last one, both Drake and Kendrick dropped albums I haven’t heard yet—so I threw them on a playlist called Bipartisan. The die-hards would probably call that a sin, but I enjoy them both—and I enjoyed the beef as a fan of each.

That motherfucker is the sort of leader that you don’t have in the US. I tend to avoid being a fan of people, because they tend to disappoint you, but what Zelensky has been doing is heroic and competent at the same time.

I’ll be the first to admit I wasn’t keeping up much with the geopolitics of Ukraine/Russia, but from what I have paid attention to, this motherfucker Zelenskyy seems like he’s going to be a legend in the history books.

Typed a calculation into ChatGPT and Grok, got two different answers. Spent 10 minutes copying and pasting their arguments back and forth until they sorted it out. Shit was cool, but what if I just plugged in Skynet?

So this is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause.

We’re deep in Revenge of the Sith, and Ewan McGregor is nowhere close to looking like Alec Guinness yet. It’s gonna be a while.

My issue with politics right now is the sheer overload. There’s no time to process one crisis before the next absurdity hits. You’re either drowning in it or forced to unplug. It’s an attention blitzkrieg.

“You libs are so dumb for thinking he wants to be a dictator.”

I’ve lost all civility on twitter 😬 I can’t stand some of these people.

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

What’s killing me today is that the discourse around Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show is proving his point in real-time.

Things are about to get more expensive. “Price of eggs” my ass.

Bobby Lashley has the worst entrance music of all time. And that thing he does where he pumps his fists…painful.

When Trump and Elon get divorced, I’ll be Team Trump for like a few hours. Fuck Elon.

Got reminded today that, for a good 6 months or more, I truly believed my student loans were forgiven. Then they were unforgiven. Fuck you, John Roberts.

Found out a relative is MAGA, and it’s been stuck in my head all day. And not even like the easy-to-write-off Nazi kind—it’s the blind ignorance where she couldn’t explain how a bill becomes a law or what the President does. Just pure, unfiltered cluelessness, and I don’t know how to process it.

Lmao… they are already talking about Trump for a 3rd term 🤣 Biden noticeably declined over 4 years—and Trump’s older than Biden was when he started. Think that one through.

Can someone please explain to me what in the hell is the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?

My heart goes out to those who didn’t vote for this and are now facing skyrocketing drug prices. But I’ve got this diehard MAGA uncle who swore 50 times over that Trump would never actually raise prescription costs—and I can’t lie, I took immense satisfaction watching him find the fuck out today 😬

Like clockwork…