Just checking on my friend’s location because it’s late and they’re on their way back from a concert and why is my friend in the River Liffey?

Five stars from me to The Same Blood by @tekhnemakre.bsky.social

My sixteen-year-old niece asked me “do you know what Coachella is?” so I guess I’ll go die of old age now, thanks.

Jesus texting the boys on Easter Monday

Hudson and Connor are like a bonded pair of cats that can only be adopted together. #HeatedRivalry

Every time I’m thinking of skipping my elaborate skincare routine. #HeatedRivalry

“I asked Chat GPT—“ Okay, well I asked the imaginary people from the made up scenarios in my head and they said shut up.

booking . com needs to calm tf down

A group of loons is called an asylum. An asylum of loons. Yeah, that… that scans. #HeatedRivalry

I will be loitering around Easons in O’Connell Street today…

Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton are both utterly resplendent in #ReadyOrNotHereICome

This is actually the best a man has ever looked.

I’ve just finished writing the first draft of my new sapphic horror novel. It’s approx 104k words and it is the first book that myself and my agent will be working on together. I’m relived, and exhausted, and so very proud of myself. If anyone needs me, I’m going to be napping for the next week.

Ballet and opera have outlived empires; I’m sure they’ll outlive a man’s uninformed take as he’s on a press tour about a ping pong movie.

No, I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the room. In fact, I think it really ties everything together.

I’m not Type A or Type B, I’m a secret third fucking abomination.

I love you @dereklandy.bsky.social. I will never tell you where the bodies are buried.

Conservative men are so deeply submissive to male authority figures.

Small little men #winterolympics #usa #hockey

Imagine fumbling me and then having to watch me get hotter, engaged, and more successful.

I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my time but at least I never had 2016 makeup.

My 80 year old (British) dad just now: Bad Bunny sang at the US football finals!

The seagull that terrorises my home is back.

He got a boyfriend, parents, and pasta all in one afternoon. No wonder he’s doing a happy dance. #HeatedRivalry

I need an old timey doctor to prescribe me a trip to the seaside for my general hysteria.

When someone asks me what my biggest fear is and I can’t say “never getting to drunkenly smoke cigs at an after party with Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams” so I have to make up some shit like “frogs”.

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If you’re not obsessed with your friends you’re not doing it right.

Spot the difference

“I love this show, I wonder if the actor is gay or—“ Who tf cares? Stop being fucking weird.

This game is hard

When the birthday girl wants Connor Storrie’s ass and some cake… you draw her some ass cake. I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♀️

She owes me money.

Happy #MemeMonday! Just thinking about some of my favourite book tropes! What are some of yours?

Drunk me and vacation me are the same person and they’re both called Jennifer. No I will not be elaborating further.

Do ya’ll know how horrifying it is to get food poisoning, your period, and a nose bleed all on the same day? Because it’s wild and I would not recommend.

I’ve had horrific food poisoning this evening and Derek has been the best partner I could ask for. He went out and got me electrolytes and broth. He sat with me and held me while i was sick. He wrapped me up in a blanket and brought me whatever I needed.

RIP Michelangelo, you would have loved Connor Storrie’s face card.

Happy #ThirstyThursday! This week I’m respectfully thirsting over (no surprises) the stars of Heated Rivalry, Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams. Gorgeous AND goofy — a perfect combination! What about ya’ll?

Happy #WIPWednesday! Another little snippet from the sapphic horror novel I’m working on. Enjoy the happy moments like this — it all quickly goes south…!

SOFT LAUNCH comes out January 26! This contemporary romance features Sam Yarmark and Gray Dulac, from the Hazard and Somerset Mysteries. Pre-order here: books2read.com/softlaunch (Hat tip to Dawn Cutler-Tran for the image!) #gayromance #gayromancenovel #boysinlove #meninlove #gaymen #romancenovels

Happy #TikTokTuesday! For those of you who don’t know, I went wedding dress shopping over the weekend and found my dream dress(not pictured here obviously), and I wanted to share with you the dresses I tried on but didn’t say yes to!

Connor Storrie as Laurent of Vere, do you see the vision? #ConnorStorrie

I want to go to the Heated Rivalry club night in my area but it starts at 11:30pm and I am in my thirties.

Happy #MemeMonday! Just thinking about how I think my character Ezra from Our Little Secret would be coping after watching #HeatedRivalry

Shane Hollander Google search history: ilya rosanov ilya rosanov shirtless am i gay? buzzfeed quiz am i gay? is russian hard to learn? “i love you” in russian can i invite my situationship to my cottage? loon bird calls #HeatedRivalry

Ilya’s Google search history: shane hollander shane hollander glasses shane hollander freckles “compatible” meaning is “lovers” bad word in canada? loon does loon have teeth? can loon kill someone? loon fatalities shane hollander glasses and freckles #HeatedRivalry

I just bought a wedding dress 👰🏼‍♀️

François Arnaud has got to have the best head of hair I’ve ever seen. #HeatedRivalry

Happy #FiveStarFriday! This week my five stars go, without question, to Expanded Universe by @tekhnemakre.bsky.social! I adored this book!