Rose: I know you want to hear about the heart of the ocean, it’s your life’s work, I get it. I have it on me right now, and I’m going to throw it overboard later— Brock: um Rose: —but first let me tell you a three hour story about this homeless guy that I let bang me lol

Obi loves a bit of @gradyhendrix.bsky.social (as do I…!)

My mother taking tylenol/paracetemol while pregnant with me isn’t what made me neurodivergent. I became like this the old fashioned way. Bitten by a radioactive George Hart Ancient Egypt encyclopaedia.

Instead of the rapture can Jesus just do the water into wine thing?

Back from holiday but utterly swamped catching up on things. Until I’ve got everything in order and I’m back properly on socials, please enjoy Obi-Wan being the most handsome lil guy in the world 🐈‍⬛

I am this 👌 close to crashing out.

He loves his yurt but has yet to realise that it’s for sleeping in and not climbing on 🤓 #cats #kitten #blackcat

He loves his yurt but has yet to realise that it’s for sleeping in and not climbing on 🤓 #cats #kitten #blackcat

Not jury duty ruining my birthday plans 🙃

LOOK AT MY SON

It’s been 24 hours and the gays already know the entire dance break to Tears.

I just accidentally held hands with my barista at the coffee shop, so if anyone needs me in the future, I have exiled myself to the moon.

Hi, I’m Laura. I saw a sad animal that needs a home and it will haunt me for the rest of my days.

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Dan & Phil’s 2011 Day In The Life In London video?

Happy 31st birthday, sweet girl. I miss and love you endlessly. Save me a seat, wherever you are 💜

Wonderful adventures, wonderful people 💜

I’d love to say I didn’t accidentally flash anyone tonight, but I definitely did.

Jennifer’s Body is unrealistic because if my best friend was terrorising men I wouldn’t try to stop her, I’d help her.

WHAM LINE comes out August 11! Pre-order here: books2read.com/whamline (Hat tip to Dawn Cutler-Tran for the image!) #GayCozy #GayCozyMystery #Quozy #CozyMystery #MMCozyMystery #MMRomance #GayRomance #SlowBurnRomance #LGBTQCozyMystery #LGBTQBooks #CozyReads

WHAM LINE comes out August 11! Pre-order here: books2read.com/whamline (Hat tip to Dawn Cutler-Tran for the image!) #GayCozy #GayCozyMystery #Quozy #CozyMystery #MMCozyMystery #MMRomance #GayRomance #SlowBurnRomance #LGBTQCozyMystery #LGBTQBooks #CozyReads

WHAM LINE comes out August 11! Pre-order here: books2read.com/whamline (Hat tip to Dawn Cutler-Tran for the image!) #GayCozy #GayCozyMystery #Quozy #CozyMystery #MMCozyMystery #MMRomance #GayRomance #SlowBurnRomance #LGBTQCozyMystery #LGBTQBooks #CozyReads

WHAM LINE comes out August 11! Pre-order here: books2read.com/whamline (Hat tip to Dawn Cutler-Tran for the image!) #GayCozy #GayCozyMystery #Quozy #CozyMystery #MMCozyMystery #MMRomance #GayRomance #SlowBurnRomance #LGBTQCozyMystery #LGBTQBooks #CozyReads

Happy #TikTokTuesday! I’m still not over it. Put the book in the freezer. #booktok #skulduggerypleasant @dereklandy.bsky.social

Now I’m just another girl on the subway #ChappellRoan #Subway #wlw

I had to give the @sabrinacarpenter #Manchild dance a go. Yanno, for science. #sabrinacarpenter #dancing

My five star review of Wham Line by @tekhnemakre.bsky.social ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Happy #FiveStarFriday! This week I’m excitedly giving five stars to The Hymn To Dionysus by @natashapulley.bsky.social. Wow. Just, wow. We have a new favourite book over here! #Bookstagram #BookReview #bookrecomendation

Hear me out… Michael C. Hall as Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Show

Don’t come at me in my comments with your biphobia and then delete it when you can’t handle the backlash. And don’t call yourself part of the LGBTQIA community if you don’t respect every letter.

Footie: on Tea: in hand Husband-to-be: making dinner

It’s officially less than two years until we get hitched @dereklandy.bsky.social 👰🏼‍♀️💒💍💐

If Trisha Paytas is naming her baby Aquaman then I’m naming my baby Thundercats.

Trump has to fabricate AI videos of Obama being arrested, meanwhile the world has seen Trump actually being arrested, no AI needed.

Can’t sit in a chair properly? Sleeves rolled up? Finger guns? She must be bi! #bisexual #wlw #LGBTQ+

This week has been the week from hell 🙃

Our girl. I won’t pretend that we got on right away. It took you ten years to finally learn to tolerate me. For a long time it was just you and your daddy, and I was the other woman who joined you.

They really do though.

We’re just regular Frankie Fans #rockyhorrorshow

Friends like this 💕

Happy #ThrowbackThursday! This week I want to throw it back to a book that was so good it kept me up at night. Dark Rise by @cspacat.bsky.social is an enigmatic, involving fantasy that I cannot recommend enough. What about you? What book can you just not stop talking about? LMK below!

American readers!! Preorder ASMOIC between now and July 11! B&N members can use code PREORDER25 to get 25% off! What are you doing, still reading this?? Go to barnesandnoble.com and improve YOUR life, TODAY!

Happy #TikTokTuesday! Love and Death is out now in audiobook format and Teddy Hamilton is ready to serenade you with this #enemiestolovers #queer #romanticsuspense, flanked by the incredible Zachary Webber and Juno Cooper! #MMromance #spicy #audiobook vm.tiktok.com/ZNHb3F3JArdU...

Met this sweet girl on my walk! She was lost and I managed to get her back to her owner. Her name is willow and she was a very cuddly girl!

I’m like if a lover boy was a leggy blonde.

America, babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your freedom and justice for all :(

Nicky, baby, you gotta stop, man. I have a fiance.

Happy #FiveStarFriday! This week I’ve gotta give five stars to The Boy I Love by @whusseyauthor.bsky.social. This book took me through the full range of emotions, & I wouldn’t have had it any other way. I fully recommend it for anyone looking for swoon-worthy, heart-wrenching, queer romance!

Happy #ThrowbackThursday! This week I want to throw it back to a book that was so good it literally changed my brain chemistry. The Darkness Outside Us by Eliot Schrefer is a sweeping, dynamic romance that I wish I could read for the first time again. What about you? LMK below!

Hi, it’s me, the little gay person who lives in your phone.

Happy Gay Wrath Month!! 🌈💅😈✨🏳️‍🌈