FIRE LANE? NO, PARKING!

more like loser orbán

Live long AND prosper? In this economy?

RT if you agree! #meme #hashtag

Happy Easter, Xbox.

Nintendo gave up the rights to Banjo-Kazooie so we can have this.

We discuss DK Vine's perverse fascination with Virtual Boy on an all-new #Kongversation! @davidtlynch.bsky.social and I make the case that Virtual Boy is Nintendo's most misunderstood failure. Plus, we compare the experience of playing it on Switch with the original! www.dkvine.com?p=podcasts&s...

I hate April Fools Day, but it might be the funniest possible day for the thing to finally happen.

Depending on which way this sticker is facing, it can be used to commemorate Star Trek's 60th anniversary, or the 2009 film Star Trek.

I hope the next Virtual Boy update finds a way to take better screenshots.

He didn't even thank us for our attention to this matter.

Today I learned what I've been drinking in Animal Crossing.

Looking great, sir.

If Retro Studios developed Mario Tennis Fever:

♫ Getting from there to here ♫

My favorite Metroid game.

The $100 I spent on the Virtual Boy accessory wasn't enough? Fine, I'll subscribe to your + Expansion Pack.

Welcome to Space World! Let's go!

Thanks, subtitles!

I'm seeing a lot of pictures, descriptions, and accounts of the game. I hope you all got permission from the NFL before posting.

Why do they always schedule the Super Bowl on the same day as the Big Game?

Jeff Bezos? The guy from Star Trek Beyond?

30 years ago today, Star Trek: Voyager warned us that driving too fast turns people into salamanders.

Live your life in a way that doesn't have the world celebrating the slight possibility that you might be dead.

This might be worse than the plastic Homer head.

If the earth was really 4 billion years old, why does the iPhone calendar break when you scroll past 4713 BCE? Checkmate, atheists!

The MS-DOS version of Yooka-Replaylee comes on 18,700 disks.

HAPPY 2025 goddammit this always takes a while

I can't figure out how to turn off the spoiler tag on the Epstein files.

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

"But Harry Potter was an important part of my childhood!" Have you tried growing the fuck up?

Using Sora to create a video of Donald Duck and Goofy meeting Sephiroth.

With all the apps giving you their year in review summaries now, I believe this means that nothing you do for the rest of the year is admissible in court.

It's Cyber Monday, the day people do their online shopping from work because they don't have internet access at home. This is apparently a thing in 2025.

If the turkey accepts the pardon, it's considered to be an admission of guilt.

Thanks to @evercade.co.uk, we now have proof that this game was real and not some weird @dkvine.com fever dream we all had 25 years ago.

"This revolutionary technology will forever change everything," and it's referring to this:

In the Switch 1 version it was called a Lost Sierra Mist.

Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.

19 MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT! BRING BACK THE DOCTOR, DON'T HESITATE!

I didn't know you could say that on Nickelodeon.

Using Sora to create a video of Donald Duck and Goofy meeting Sephiroth.

BREAKING: Film series consisting of 3 movies in 43 years may be going on hiatus.

I always like when online videos highlight the exact word they're saying. It's like a sing-along.

This makes a lot more sense when you consider he probably hasn't watched the Super Bowl since halftime shows were headlined by marching bands and Up With People.

How are you supposed to open the doors on this thing?

Retvrn to the good old days of 2002, when losers in their 30s had better things to be nostalgic about than Walmart.

This is why A.I. is the only acronym I spell with periods.