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The #Kongversation presents "The Elephant Kong" by @davidtlynch.bsky.social. What happens when DK gets a trunk, inhales some junk, and strips an entire spa in Bananza's Tempest Layer? Note: This episode only contains spoilers through the end of Sublayer 903. www.dkvine.com?p=podcasts&s...

Oh no. Anyway,

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

I'm beginning to think that information highways weren't meant to be this super.

Live your life in a way that doesn't have the world celebrating the slight possibility that you might be dead.

When you order a Death Note from Temu:

Did they ever fix that glitch in Chess where you move a rook next to a king, then the king moves two spaces the other way?

"Former Superman actor" makes for a more interesting headline than "guy who had a recurring role on Supergirl until they killed his character off-screen"

This Doctor Who DVD from the 2000s has episodes from the 60s, the logo from the 70s, and the theme tune from the 80s.

Donkey Kong Banaza just took a weird turn.

It's an odd choice for Donkey Kong Bananza to have the prologue play like a simplified New Super Mario Bros.

Pharmaceutical commercials are 15 seconds of "you need this to not die" followed by 45 seconds of "here is why this will kill you"

Phil Spencer's statement on today's layoffs: youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4

It used to be that if a TV show goes a year and a half between seasons, it means that the show is in trouble and the cast has to be coerced into taking part in a terrible charity single.

He's 79 and he looks like shit.

Bluesky is a cringe echo chamber, unlike my social medium of choice, where your posts are drowned out by verified Nazi accounts with 10 million followers.

This is what the Beach Boys sound like without Brian Wilson. youtu.be/JlGLICKi0hQ

I don't know why they're still making Call of Duty games when the one from 20 years ago is still the most intense and realistic combat ever.

BEHOLD! The power of the Nintendo Switch 2!

did NOT expect that ending #doctorwho

He should have regenerated into this.

Come and take it.

The one thing every 2028 candidate must answer for is how much they knew about the White House covering up Woodrow Wilson's stroke.

Jake Tapper has a book to sell. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.

*skips to the last episode to see the Jar Jar Binks reveal before everyone else*

You're all astronauts on some kind of star wars?

I can't believe Nintendo are changing our profile pics.

why did i buy this?

When one can't distinguish whether something is providing reliable information, stupidly misinterpreting its sources in a way that no human would, or just making shit up, it sucks and is not useful.

Jesus died for our sins, and rose for Dance Central 3.

"Trump will delay the Switch 2" sounds like something someone would have made up as a joke last year.

This Miiverse post of mine from a decade ago wasn't that far off.

Correction: Switch 1 Joy-Con controllers will not work because the Control Sticks keep drifting.

Tariffs on McDonaldland will remain in effect until the Hamburglar is extradited.

The biggest reveal from the Nintendo Direct is that we've been pronouncing Tamagotchi wrong this whole time.

I haven't tweeted in nearly three weeks, and now I feel like I have to come back with a real banger, so here goes: Donald Trump? More like dumb old chump! (nailed it!)

Want to feel old? Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend is 26.

Guess I’m going to jail

On the one hand, of course it's a fucking Nazi salute. On the other hand, it can't be good for Tesla stocks if Elon's name comes up every time someone does a Nazi salute now.

They need to rename the RFK Bridge to the Robert F. Kennedy, Sr. (You Know, The Good One) Bridge.

A single episode title from Star Trek: Discovery season 1 is longer than entire discs from season 5

The good news is that Donald Trump will probably be dead within the decade.

Liberals are clamoring all over this in the same way they foamed at the mouth to call Trump being fat as a personal failing Once again tapping the sign

How do you want to be remembered in history? Alongside Adolf Hitler, Elon Musk, Khan Noonien Singh?

Presumably the American flag tie is a reference to original American developers Retro Studios.

I hope Switch 2 game cards taste better.

It is the distant future, the year 2019. Tokyo has fallen.