Cheers, shitshow enthusiasts!

Pre settlement inspection completed. Now let's hope everything goes smoothly on Monday 🤞

I was fast asleep when I was woken by the sound of the dog hurling his guts up. I took him outside and as I'm standing in the kitchen I smell the most good awful smell. I turned the lights on in the loungeroom to find it covered in explosive diarrhoea. FML 💩🤮

Better finish the last of the gummy vodka before I move.

By submitting an actual reading from my power metre, I saved over $40 off my power bill.

Sunday at the beach! 😎⛱️

So excited to move in! Bring on the 28th 🥳

I don't want to go home 😭

It's my last day at AJ's 😭 Gotta head home tomorrow to pack up and get ready to move into my new house.

It happened again.

Having a Gaytime, if you catch my drift.

Woops

Having a Berocca and a Hydralite before I go out drinking because I'm old.

Queensland: where you have to run the cold water for 5 minutes before it's actually cold.

It's time

Housework done, time to relax for the weekend 😎

Petition to have the Jet2 jingle banned from social media.

Finn and Louis update

just met 10 week old hudson at the dog park 🥹

Happy weekend to all those who celebrate 🥳

I solved one issue at work and now I need to lay down.

I'm calling it

It's one year since he said "Yes, fuck ya!" 😍

Instead of a flower girl, I want a parmesan boy, to sprinkle cheese down the aisle at my wedding.

He's so perfect 😍

Timeless skeet

Passed out in the shower after s*x and I've injured myself 🤪

My plans for the long weekend involve laying by the pool and not much else 🍹

Corn relish eaten with Doritos is a god tier snack 🤤

RIP

Get you a man who makes espresso martinis and brings them to you whilst you're laying on the lounge 🥰

Finn and Louis update

My plans for the long weekend involve laying by the pool and not much else 🍹

Dogs walked X2 ✅ Dogs washed X2 ✅ Laundry ✅ Kitchen cleaned ✅ Vacuumed ✅ Steam mopped ✅ Outside tidied ✅ Bathrooms cleaned ✅ Time for a drink 🍹

She's kicked the bouquet 🥺

Happy long weekend to all those who celebrate!

Fuck it, I'm starting the long weekend early

Finn and Louis update

It's a 3 flush kinda day.

Meet Snickers! My sister's new Brussels Griffon puppy 😍

Why does your oven need an inbuilt camera? The door is glass and you can look through the fucking thing!

Fuck, it’s a Sunday

The struggle is real

Taking the dogs for a walk as my gummy is kicking in.

Hello, Brisbane 👋

I'm at the airport @baxters.bsky.social

AJ just tripped and fell towards my office chair as I was working and I caught him and said "Are you falling for me?" He said "I think it's a bit too late for that" 🤣🥺💜

Heading to Brisbane tomorrow for two weeks 🥳

Timeless skeet.

Louis update