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Not hungover. That's a win.

Being in the office all day is hard work

Office Champion update

I think work giving me this in recognition of 9 years service is their way of telling me it's ok to drink in the office before midday

Office dog!

Hello, Shitney 👋

A casual Sunday morning coffee

It's currently raining but the guy over the road has his sprinkler going on his front lawn.

AJ's friend has been looking for her laptop all day, so she can finish her uni assignment. She's just discovered her special needs kids have thrown it to the bottom of the pool. AJ's on his way over with his laptop, so she can finish her assignment before it's due at midnight.

I suppose I should wrap AJ's Christmas presents.

What the doctors found when your mum had her stomach pumped

MY NEIGHBOUR IS MOWING HER LAWN & IT'S AFTER 8 PM!

Thank fuck it's Friday!

A friend ordered me a house warming present but she forgot that another friend already ordered the same thing and now I have two of the same toaster. She was supposed to order the matching kettle 😂

Good morning

I've just packed a sandwich and water bottles to take on my bus trip today. I'm officially old.

Toaster. Does it belong on the kitchen bench or in the cupboard? Discuss.

15% off at Dan Murphy's

Maximum level Schnauzering activated🚀! Amazing walk in the New Forest this morning💥! Running, chasing, exploring, stream dipping, mud wallowing, leaf digging, sniffs, ignoring recall… 🧡 #SchnauzerGang #DogsofBluesky

Thank fuck it's Friday.

As a species, we have lost the ability to scroll down on emails.

You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)

Golden Gaytimes AND Drumsticks are half price at Coles. What a time to be alive.

After being in my new house for almost a month with no internet (other than a very very bad FTTN connection for the last week and a bit), I finally have glorious FTTP 🥳

And now my Christmas tree is complete 😍

Just realised I have left a candle burning in the dining room ALL DAY 😳

My new door mat just arrived

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Exactly 1 year until I get long service leave 🥳

Such pretty forks in the road On this continuum I've been bouncing Life flashing promise before my eyes - @alanismorissette.bsky.social

I may have just eaten a bay leaf but how the fuck can I be sure?

No more looking straight into the neighbour's kitchen.

Look who's back. Back again.

After a wet start it's turned into a cracker of a day 😍

Stop. Hammer time!

Finn update

You know the nap was good when you wake up drooling on the pillow.

Perfect day to be at the beach!

I managed to fix the bog roll holder, so it stops falling down, without watching a YouTube how to video. I'm basically Bob the builder now.

No, I will not tolerate having to hear people wishing others Merry Christmas in November. Humanity has gone to hell in a hand basket.

If the hat fits...

Finn has taken up bird watching

One good thing about being in the arse end of Queensland is the pretty sunsets 😍

Irish Setter puppies update

Living 450m from the beach means we can wake up and do this 😍

Finn update.

First night in the new house. A friend came over, we drank two bottles of champagne and ordered pizza. Now I'm ready for a hot shower and bed.

Of course I can't get the internet connected. Might have to wait until NBN install FTTP tomorrow 😞