crazy how the rent soundtrack not only continues to slap but gets more and more relevant every year

prof: ok i want a 300-word summary of the chapter! it doesn't have to be perfect i just want to make sure you read it and understand it :) me: ok so you'll literally murder me and my entire family if i don't write an international bestseller by next wednesday. this is fine

list 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep 1. reasons i love my wife 2. every unique experience my cat has had/others have had with my cat 3. haikaveh

this story is straight out of a drarry fic i'm giggling

man i used to think adults complaining about backaches and joint pain were being dramatic

me: i don't really need a new fire emblem mobile game the new fire emblem mobile game:

back on my acnh bs because I FOUND IONE AND SHE'S SO CUTE!!! she really does glow in the dark 😭🩵🌟 anyway all of my villagers have portraits next to their houses which i usually snag off the portal, but since i'm not paying for online atm i had to design ione's myself i forgot how fun it is......

it feels like i always get hit on (by Men) when i'm wearing no makeup and putting the absolute least into my appearance vs when i DO put effort in... maybe i look more approachable or something and the winged eyeliner scares them away

i'm at a stage in my writer's block where i might just have to give in and like, schedule a daily 10 minutes of (non-academic, just for me) writing but the question this then brings up is like... what's the point 😭

i just played a vending machine like a crane game and got a free brownie LMAO

i submitted an assignment 2 days early? who AM i

bro i'm so glad i'm not an aventurine stan because having any stakes in the sexuality discourse would give me hives

one of the most baffling reel genres i always see: "easy dinners when you don't want to cook" accompanied by a video of a person cooking

s'mores obsession chapter two: fudgy s'mores brownies with graham crust and chewy toasted marshmallow topping 😍

insomnia making me think about cosplay goals and the way i've thrown ororon into a sea of cute girls absolutely delights me

guess who just got hired to work at the campus bookstore eeeee i'm so happy!! 🎉🎉

gonna do something crazy and just rawdog the explicit tag on ao3. like not even sort by fandom I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S OUT THERE

a decent haul for someone who didn't even get to look at all of the tables this year........

at costco and someone put the sleepy charmander on the bbq pellets 😭

my friends have AX fomo but like i have no desire to go to AX because i feel like i've only ever heard people complain about it... maybe i'm just like, over the idea of big crowded cons... fanexpo is already too chaotic for me i'll stay with the 30K and under thanks

when it takes 2 hours to write 200 words of what should be a very simple rp reply... yeah my debilitating perfectionism/probable OCPD is still going strong

local con is in 2 weeks (i'm a little bit dying between dance showcase practice, helping bek with art table, own cosplay stuff - it's always so busy!!) and i wanna follow and make friends with newer cosplayers but i also have trauma and stranger danger...

i've been in a s'mores mood lately so i made s'mores cookies and they're sooo good 😳

dead because i found my pre-genshin carrd and my old ship list like WHO WAS SHE...

YES i'm broke but my laundry is done and put away, dishes are clean, hair is trimmed and dyed, i've been cooking and making myself a matcha latte every day. my soul is coming back to me

man there's pms and then there's whatever i go through when i'm grumpy and hate everything

i applied for a job at a popular sandwich making restaurant and (if they hire me) i'm prepared to get bullied for it but like. Tbh. making sandwiches and cleaning is literally how i spend most of my time at home anyway. it could be the chillest job ever as long as my coworkers are cool

starting to feel the financial ouchies of quitting my job without a second job lined up but i don't feel any ounce of regret when i force myself to remember the passive aggressive & condescending emails my boss would send to me

the uno reverse dad joke #astrabek

biiig stretch #princessmilla

IT'S A NEED HOLY SHIT

Chu ❤️ #アルカヴェ #haikaveh

when we first moved into our house one of my requests was to have glow in the dark stars put up in the bedroom because i never got to have them in my room when i was a kid. i only mentioned it once or twice in passing, but sure enough — before we even moved the bed in, the stars were there #astrabek

when you're tired and cranky and you know you need to make food which will almost certainly make you feel better but you're too tired and cranky to make food 💢💢💢

the other nice thing about leaving my job that involved kids is that i care MUCH less about getting doxxed and mixing my family friendly professional persona w/ my raunchy sex-positive online life. I CAN SAY FUCK

4am reminiscing about your ex except in this case my ex is dave strider and how his existence was formative and lifechanging in frankly infuriating ways like just look at the way this is being typed god fucking dammit

as an individual of visible asian ethnicity it always makes me laugh when some dude decides for himself that i'm not canadian. i was born and raised in the prairies where every sunday i would play organ for the united church and enjoy a fresh cup of van houtte coffee with my 6 ukrainian grandmothers

i always used to think about how fucked up it was that i worked at lush because i liked skincare but all i was allowed to do was think about sales targets and now i think about how i work at a non-profit arts organization and all i'm allowed to do is think about sales targets

self-screenshot because i called myself out so bad with this one LMAO

ME: Give it to me straight doc. Is the tumor malignant? MY ONCOLOGIST WHO THE INSURANCE COMPANY REPLACED WITH AI: Regarding White genocide,

forever grateful for ao3's mute feature like you are actually saving my life by allowing me to tune out content that brings me negative joy

NOOO i accidentally clicked something that generated an AI image and i felt my soul shrivel up into a raisin how does anyone feel good about using this stuff 😭

running out of time to decide what to cosplay for the summer and it's actually so stressful like do i want to be my fav or do i just want to look cute? fancy or comfy? fem or masc? HOW DO PEOPLE DECIDE

Drop Duolingo. Gross gross gross

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.

Trump becomes the first American president to lose a Canadian election

.@ america: trade offer ‼️ you take alberta and give us california

help i was re-reading my little syldue birthday fic from 2020 and why did it take me 5 years to realize dedue sounds exactly like zhongli HAHAHA

something i've started being more aware of with wisdom and age is how many people take their friends for granted and are completely oblivious to the fact