❝ Darn. Hello there. ❞

Peter? Or Spider-Man?

❝ Sure thing, Reed. You. . .okay? ❞

❝ Oh, right. Hate that. I hit a drone the other day. ❞

❝ Uh. . . Sure, man, I've got you. ❞

But then, the show'd be 'Science with Peter Parker', not 'Science with Spider-Man', would it?

❝ 'hardly' means there is. ❞

❝ GOAT-Man. . . . Nah, it's nit that catchy. ❞

❝ NO PLEASE STOP. ❞

❝ Besides, I barely just walk. Most of the time, I'm running late, so I just swing. ❞

❝ Don't even try. ❞

❝ Dude I can dodge bullets, you think I can't avoid New York traffic? ❞

❝ It definetly doesn't. Don't do it. ❞

Don't steal, kids.

❝ you're the 'milk before cereal' kinda guy.

It's not just about Reed, or the 4. It's about all the people watching.

Take the mask off? That's a no-no. There's a reason why it's called 'secret identity'.

❝ I mean, sure. ❞ He shrugged, and jumped high to flip twice in the air, and land with his signature pose. ❝ It's kinda like asking Thor to nail something. ❞

❝ I can do a double backflip, actually. ❞

❝ Alright, your call. Hold on tight, and, uh-- don't look down too much. ❞ He then jumped as high as he could, and used a web to get even more impulse upwards. When they were as high as the rooftops of the skyscrapers, he started swinging, trying not to make acrobatics, to avoid the girl from »

❝ YEAH. IT'S CALLED 'MANNERS. ❞

❝ YOU SHOULD, THEN. ❞

❝ Okay, then. Can you go home? Want me to call somebody, or-- you know, swing you to your place, or something? ❞

❝ You forgot to say 'please'. Oral work. ❞

❝ I was gonna say a pretty big cockroach. But yeah, the spider can do that. Hold on tight. ❞ He then grabbed her by the waist, and jumped off, landing softly with a web. ❝ There you go. You okay? ❞

❝ You know how much I like to talk. So, I guess-- oral? ❞

❝ Sounds like the beggining of a joke. How did the doctor get to the billboard? ❞

❝ Never had the chance to save a cat on a tree. ❞

Stealing is wrong, people.

// bored at work, I made a little doodle of my favourite girl

❝ Well, I like milking the jokes, too. It's so. . .fantastifun. ❞

❝ No wonder nobody wants to sleep with you. Ouch. ❞

❝ Nah, man, I'm messing with you. But I'll get a Fantastihoodie or something like that. Sounds really cool. ❞

❝ There's nothing wring with that! ❞

❝ A Fantastidiscount? ❞

❝ Man, I'm gonna need a 98% discount or I won't be buying a single Fantastipen. ❞

❝ I'm the full commitment bare-naked ass guy. Never wear underwear. ❞

❝ Why didn't you give me some of those when all the Bag-Man thing happened? ❞

❝ Yes, yes and yes. I need to crawl into my Fantastislips, my Fantastisweatpants and Fantastitank-top and go Fantastijogging each Fantastisunday. ❞

Don't say it, too easy. Don't say it, too easy. Don't say it, too easy. ❝ So I can work ya'? ❞ Stupid ass Parker.

❝ I just discovered 'Fantastishorts' are a thing, but I want ten. ❞

❝ Good. I mean, tired, and my face hurts, and I haven't slept in the last three days. But I'm here. That's good, right? ❞ He sighed. ❝ And you? ❞

❝ Poor mirror. ❞

❝ Uh. . . Don't? Please? Pretty please? ❞

some free time as Peter Parker? that's new.

❝ I've never been-- That's-- I'm-- definetly-- not obsessed. I'm married with my job. ❞

❝ You don't do any of those sunday thirst trap? ❞

❝ Why's everybody getting naked. We're on children's programming. ❞

❝ Darn I'm tired. ❞

❝ Yeah. Just. . .keep clear. I think that was the reason Aleksei was rampaging so relentlessly, so. . .meaninglessly. I don't want it affecting you too. ❞ He then put his mask again. It was gonna be a long night. Spider-Man looked at his friend behind the lenses. ❝ And, Eugene. Thank you, man. »